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>29 year old, single, live alone, dk how to cook
>Frozen dinner every night, either frozen pizza or frozen ice cream
>terrible diet, almost 15 stone because of it
>Feelsbad.man
>Gotta sort myself out
>See that Gordon Ramsay offers a cooking class online, actually a pretty good deal
>I can always refund it
>Whynot.jpeg
>Paypal £90 to Ramsay
>Saturday afternoon, got some free time. Pull up Gordon's masterclass
>"AIGHT YOU FUKING CUNTS, THIS IS HOW YOU DEBONE A CHICKEN"
>didn't signup for this shite
>w/e, actually learning some decent cooking skills for once, continue through the vids
>debone chicken
>heat up pan
>olive oil the pan
>"chicken breasts, in"
>chop up some bell peppers, throw them in the pan too
>notbad.gif
>put food on a plate
>take twitpic
>hey Gordon Ramsey has a twitter, tag him in the tweet
>*whistle alert*
>look at my phone
>Gordon actually replied
>holyshit.mov
>what did he say about my dish?

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My girlfriend wants to have sex more than me. I didn't think that was possible. Apparently I'm dating a nymphomaniac or something.
She even masturbates more than me.

She moved in with me just over a month ago. We used to try fuck everyday, but sometimes we couldn't because she was still living wit her parents. But since we moved in together we've been fucking like rabbits. Everyday day without exception, sometimes twice a day.

But now she is saying that it isn't enough. She wants more sex.

We fucked three times today. This morning, she was fucking me before I even woke up. I woke up wit her riding me. I have no idea how long she was doing it before it woke me up, but I came as soon as a realized what was happening. We fucked again immediately when I got off of work for over an hour. Every time she came I used my fingers to make a come hither motion on her g-spot so that she would squirt. We just finished fucking again a little over an hour ago, I fell asleep almost immediately after I came.

I just woke up an hour ago because I had to pee and I walked in on her in the bathroom masturbating. I laughed at her and she got mad at me. She said that if I hadn't have passed out on her she wouldn't have to resort to masturbation to find satisfaction. Shit got real, quickly. We had our first fight

I fucked her again and mad certain she came twice and then she fell asleep.
I'm on my PC in the living room, thinking about it. I don't have it any me to fuck 4 times a day. I just don't. Not 7 days a week. That would be 28 hours a week of fucking. That's like a second job. Just thinking about it is exhausting.

What do?
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So... A flamingo just landed in the shallows. The closest habitat of this things is at least 200 km far away from here.

Give me a name for Mr. Pink here /b/

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Mackenzie harper is looking for a filling

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Honestly time. How many of you fucking jerkoffs came here from

1. Reddit
2. 9fag
3. how'd you find out about 4chan?

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left or right

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i want to kill myself

i'm 23 years old and living in new jersey and have about 1400 dollars. what's my best route to go about this?

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Going to start a kik group for loyalty testing. I have a real eight inch cock - can provide proof if asked - and often get good results from girls with the combination of my size and my mad chat skills.

So leave your kik here if you want in...

My kik is scott4scott for any further questions.

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I need some help,. I think my cat is sick

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Looking for Rp over kik, limitless slut.

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Would you ever suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole?

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Wait, so why do most lesbians find shemales unattractive but then love getting pegged by women (and the dildo is in the shape of a dick)?

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http://www.xvideos.com/video23035633/hairy_nikki_silver_fucked_by_adi_lockheart

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Please post GIFs like this

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You can't step to me.

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Do women deserve to be served?