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WHY IS THIS NOT A REALITY YET

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Hey /b/ have you every gotten drunk and high and then hallucinated something before?

I got drunk and high with an old friend last night and I think he tried to choke me to death. I'm not sure if it really happened or not but I have really visual memories of him wrapping his arm around me and trying to choke me. His friend came over from the kitchen and said "That's enough of that" and then he stopped. After that I messaged my mom and asked her to pick me up and I went home and tried to sleep. I got up every 10 minutes to look out the peek hole of my door and to look under furniture I was so fucking scared. It's the next day and I'm finally sober again and I'm still feeling scared.

I don't normally get high because it always makes me paranoid and it makes me freak out so that's why I'm not sure if I believe that that actually happened but smoking weed has never made me hallucinate. After he stopped choking me he laughed and said "haha you've never done that with your brother before?" and then we all sat down and played smash bros and I told them I wasn't feeling well and that's when my mom picked me up

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I'm a fucking cold hearted bitch, to most people besides Jeremy,Maranda, Jose, Connor, Destiny, Dennis, Izzy, Charley, Logan, and Sciana other then them I could care less who the fuck you are. I am Emily, writer, photographer and model. I am who I am and that's who I want to be you dont like it? well fuck off then. Will I ever change? I highly doubt it but if I just happen to it will be for my own benefit, because I want to and not to please any of you little fuckers.I am self conscious for the most part I know I should't be but, I can be very coincided at times that's mostly when I am in a relationship which I am soon to be in one hopefuly. I am a Camwhore even when I look like shit most of the time that camera is my fucking life and it just seems so love me. My cam whore buddy is Connor. That is my bestfried right there and my ex ya I know that is not normal to be best friends with your ex boyfriend but hey, i'm not even close normal and neither is he. I am sure most of you are still like da fuq? Yes I am BEST FRIENDS with my ex and dont feel for him like I used to. You don't like that either? Suck my right nut cause I have no fucks to give ya. I am Bisexual and proud to be you don't like that either? Ya, I still have no fucks to give you. I might be coming off as a bigtime bitch but you know what I do it for my own sake. I am honestly one of the nicest people if you get on my good side if your on my bad side oh all hell will break lose
Music:It varies l mostly like radiohead muse swans my bloody valentine
Marilyn Manson etc

Like- anything that makes me happy like Jose the most amazing little brother ever the bitches listed above basically are my life.

Dislikes- rude ignorant people, bad grammar, asshole, idiots, morons, Homophobic dicks, the fucking world and all of the bitches it contains.

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Do you use this? Any good alternatives? Experiences?
I just found out about these and I like the idea.

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Post your sissy hypno pics and vids.

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I am starting a good Instagram meme account but don't know what to call it

What should I call it ?
No normie names please

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Imagine you are in charge of film a snuff film and this is the girl who will be killed in it. She has volunteered to be killed of and has been looking forward to this. What do you have her do? How do you have her killed?

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Cum tribute thread?

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new stuff from lena meyer landrut

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58a5028ac5b32

does someone have the archive to download?

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anyone have new pics of courtney?

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Story time

>be me
>be in subway with friend
>crazy woman comes in and orders 3 foot long subs
>bitweirdbutok.jpg
>when the woman is asked to pay she says she needs to get some money out of the bank which isnt far away
>cashier looks confused but agrees anyway under pressure
>as soon as woman leaves subway she makes a run for it
>really weirdly jogs across road and puts subways in a shopping car that was just laying in the pavement
>realize she must have prepared the shopping cart
>realize im witnessing a planned subway heist
>obviously on some sort of drugs
>cashier calls manager for help but too fat too run after her
>time to save the day and stop this grand heist
>run across road to stop the woman who was currently running with the cart
>catch up to her
>try to grab shopping cart but it moves weirdly
>woman loses control and goes flying on the pavement
>mfw im also on the floor
>mfw im next to a crazy woman on the floor in the middle of a town center covered in meatball sauce
>manager doesnt even care about the subways because theyre fucking sandwiches
>realize how autistic I was chasing down a woman that had a plan to steal sandwiches
>everyone laughing including crazy woman
>just wanted to stop a subway heist

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Something I was thinking about lately, why would you let a newborn heavily handicapped baby live? It won't contribute to society or do anything at all but swallow pills and consume without producing?

Give me your opinion on this please.

TLDR: why let handicapped baby's live, they're worth shit

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please tell me anon, what's it like to be with a woman?

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Left or right?
Why?