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Would you ever consider eating a girls poop, if she was qt enough with a great ass?
Thinking about asking my gf

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Waifu claiming thread.

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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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How do you feel about feminine penis?

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Gigantic tits/hucows thread *2

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>be me, slav in a shithole:Europe tier country
>walk home with a gram of speed on me and a few tracks in me
>feelin' pretty high, everything's great
>only a couple blocks away from home
>Random Encounter: Two Loud Drunk Fucks, CR3, right ahead, wat do
>one yells something at me and walks right to me
>well_shit.gif
>Evasive maneuvers, cap'n!
>attempt to step aside and speed (lol) past, fail
>first one grabs me by the elbow, another one immediately tries to get on my six
>fuck.tga
>mutters something about liking (or not liking) me earbuds or phone or whatever
>I_don't_speak_retard.jpeg
>getting too close to comfort
>realize calling the police this late at night is useless
>also realize I got drugs both in me and on me at the mo while those two are just drunk
>lots of rolls on anal circumference to be had in the slammer
>decide fuck it, it's do or die (or face jail time)
>Safety restrictions: Offline
>Overdrive: Active
>Let's roll
>everything around me seems to slightly slow down
>summon up amped up reflexes and headbutt the first one right in the nose
>releases my elbow, is now staggered
>taking a huge chance (could intercept and send me on my ass) but try and kick the one behind me
>the boot connects, apparently landed it somewhere near his solar plexus
>doubles up and steps back
>enemies are dazed, wat do
>now's the chance, run like a motherfucker
>and so I fucking leg it
>kenyan athletes got nothing on me
>arrive home still high af and hella stoked
>get on 4chan
>start typing away
>mfw I just narrowly avoided being beat to shits
>mfw I kicked a couple drunks' asses

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/b/ Today was the day. I finally gave up on life. It wasn't the worst day ever, but I give up on human life. I hate the idea of it, I know I can't succeed at it, and I have absolute hateful malice for those who do succeed and have a normal life. And don't give me the whole "normality is an illusion" bullshit. I know normal is a thing. I wish I was born a normal human, with a normal life. Instead, after 18 years of existence, I've realized I was born with a "the universe is out to get me" mentality. Whether it is or not, I know it's not good to feel that way. But no matter how hard I try in life, and no matter how many times I get back up, it's the same thing over again. Every time. I merely exist in life. Do nothing about the life God gave me. I have become a monster, a hollow shell of a human. I am what I feared as a child. I have become an extremely mentally-ill, very violent, psychopathic thug. I hate human life. I want to see the world fill with fire when we start a nuclear war. I just hate life, and everyone in it. Humanity has lied to me and cast me out, and acts confused when I am violent, like it doesn't realize it is the reason I'm like this. They lie, saying "it gets better," or "it's not that bad." I hate hearing it. I have terrible luck with everything. I try being perfect for girls, and taking as much advice, and acting on it. But it never works at all. I hate being called the things I'm called. "Gay," "fucker," "retard," "ugly," "autistic," "rapist," "school shooter," "virgin," "creepy," all that. Whether it's from schoolmates or my own family, I hate it. I hate the human race, and I just want off this ride. Say what you want about me in the thread, I don't care. I just wanted to be normal.

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Hey in/b/reds, Let's here your fucked up, dirty, nasty Wincest Stories

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Left or right?

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If Valve were to create another Half-Life expansion, what would /b/ like it to be? Set aside all your whining about Half-Life 3 and just think about the question for a second. If Valve were to make another expansion like Blue Shift or Opposing Force, would would you /b/tards want from it? (you can think about an expansion for HL1 or HL2, doesn't matter to me)

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On a scale from 1 to 10 what are eggs?

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>This is a Norwegian boy

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Okay, so, recently (within the past few months) I called it quits with my crazy girlfriend. She wanted to get married and quit college and for me to get a job to support her art, which was crappy anime-style self-insertions of her oocs.

As stated, the problem with breaking up with her was that she was crazy. She could find me, and she would get hyper-fucking possessive if I was even polite to a female waitress or, say, handed a woman a purse she nearly left behind.

There was only one solution- I would have to do something that was crazy enough to make her break up with me and yet not profane enough to get the police involved.

This is where another /b/tard helped.

If you've never looked up the tale of "dickfarts" by an anon with a now defiled forever turkey baster, do so now.

I told crazybitch I had a kinky idea I wanted to try- but it was a surprise- and she was game for it.

I tied her to the bedposts, arms and legs, then I got out the long plastic tube. She was grinning until I lubed one end up and stuck it into my peehole.

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Age thread.

>Be me
>27 years old
>Been working hard since I was 16
>Went back to University at 23
>Now at the tail end of my first business venture
>Got a holiday lined up before moving onto something new
>Been roleplaying on the interbutts since I was 18
>Mfw I've usually been too busy for anything meaningful
>Mfw that was almost a decade ago
>At the beginning the responses were "wow you're pretty young"
>Five years ago they were "You're just what I'm looking for"
>Two years ago they were "You're a little older, but that's cool"
>Now I only really get attention from people with daddy issues or looking for older guys

It doesn't stop does it? Each year a little less of my youth is stripped away and I try so hard not to take it for granted. I find the group of people who consider me older and the group who still consider me young. The ratio changes slowly and my accomplishments get less amazing each year.

Tell me I'm not the only one that feels like this.

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What are some painless and accessible ways of kill my self?

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Dumping pics of my wife. Will link thread to her, feel free to comment. Also general chubby thread.