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10/10 faces thread

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PLEASE HELP

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itt: we're pirates

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Zombie apocalypse weapons of your choice. You will face zombie hordes as well as hostile people.

Primary:

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don't reply to this thread it's a test

FUCK OFF LONGCAT

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hey guys this is how you trifor-

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LOL - how awesome is this shit?

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/560181280/trump-troll-doll-sculpture-by-chuck-williams

>> 10/10
>> would buy

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Would you fuck my 47 year old Mom?

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Sent this to a random girl. Got something good back. Give me a girls username on Kik and I'll try it on others.

Still waiting to see if she does the no finger challenge (just a nude).

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Tinnitus thread.

Help each other find CURES for each other's tinnitus. Get support?

Post your situation and see if others can help.

>Had tinnitus since before I can remember.
>Possible causes: wiplash when I fell off a tree, really bad fever, all when I was very young.
>Never bothered me, not one bit.
>I just assumed that was the "sound of silence"
>Notice it into adulthood
>See leddit post about "tinnitus"
>"Oh, that must be what I have"
>Life goes on as normal, still doesn't bother me in the slightest.
>Never think about it, never notice it, never stress about it, it's just normal background noise for me in a quiet room.
>Be exactly two weeks ago
>Laying in bed after watching Hellboy 2
>"Hm, yea, that must be my tinnitus"
>Notice tinnitus for whatever random reason
>"Hehe.. yea.. tinnitus"
>Dwell on it, laying there
>"This sound is not normal, that's what the internet say"
>"It will never ever go away"
>"You will never experience real silence"
>Panic attack ensues
>Spend next two weeks spiraling into existential crisis
>Barely scrapping by in life, everything falling apart

Fuck, help me /b/
You're my last resort.

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Ok b/, try to give me a boner.

You boner you lose thread.

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Sup faggots. I hate every single one of you. I've got a 77-inch flaccid dick and an average day goes something like this.
Wake up at 6 AM to two supermodels sucking my cock, they beg me to fuck them - but I've got stuff to do. I skip the shower because my pores naturally emit pheromones and the manliest cologne possible. I triple back flip into my 2020 Lamborghini Murcielago (I've got connections) which travels 500 mph to the gym. In the gym I start my daily 32 hour work-out, run 5000 miles, bench 9000 KG, the usual. When I leave my pheromones become the strongest and I am swarmed by every woman within a 15 mile radius, each of them beg for my ejaculate. I oblige and spunk thousands of gallons of the most fertile seamen possible straight up into the air, all the women lay on their backs and hold their vaginas open to catch my seed and bear my children. I fly (I can fly) back to the vehicle dealership (who wants to use a used car?) and purchase a Saturn V rocket with command module and lunar lander (I forgot to mention, I'm a part time astronaut and have a 25 million square foot luxurious palace on the moon). From my moon base I receive calls from all the world leader's wives asking me to impregnate them multiple times - they tell me this will bring about world peace. Knowing this to be true, I walk outside my moon base, face right at the Earth and, using my naked eyes's telescopic intergalactic focusing abilities, look for these exact women and ejaculate straight up in to space at supersonic speeds with pinpoint accuracy and precision. The space seamen rains down upon the Earth, causing all of the world leader's wives to become pregnant, this brings about everlasting peace and the dawn of a new era of man. I return to Earth and sleep, ready for another day.

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>learn to greentext first

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Did it happen yet?

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Ok /b/ which you would you fuck ? Please explain why