The Guy is Barbecue the Hamburgers and Putting the Cheese and Bacon on it and Putting Barbecue Sauce and Getting the Hamburger Buns Ready then they Said I want you to eat 100 Bacon Cheese Burgers at Once Eat them all Right Now then he started to Eat 100 Bacon Cheeseburgers and he kept on Eating Bacon Cheeseburgers and he continued to Eat Bacon Cheeseburgers and after while his Stomach got Upset and he says I Can't Take it Anymore then they said That's too Bad eat 10 More Bacon Cheeseburgers then he fell down and he said I Can't Take it Anymore then they Said Get Up and That's it He Finally Ate 100 Bacon Cheeseburgers.
>>723348002
lay off frankie, you fuckwad, he knows more about the weather than you ever will. and skittles and pizza and chinese food
i had a cheeseburger once
Ever stolen a pair of panties? Stories? Pics?
>>Pic related, they're my aunt's... Washed unfortunately
Sister's and girlfriends. I actually still have both pairs and use them to fap.
I used to live with my aunt, was only brave enough to steal the one pair...But fuck, I loved smelling her dirty panties from the hamper...Ugh, the good old days
When I was around 19, I was at this party at my friend's backyard with other bunch of kids just parting and drinking when suddenly there was an electricity cut. It was quite dark. Took me half a second to think "This is my chance to snoop!". With my heart beating like crazy, found my way inside past the bathroom into my friend's sister's bedroom, who was a hottie a year younger than us. Found a nice pair of panties and put them in my pocket. Came back to the party as the lights and music where coming back.
You know what to do
>>723348809
more
>be me
>27
>wealthy business owner
>vacation with wife
>drive through Alabama
>stop by local newspaper
>meet owner
>wearing ratty clothes
>obvious poorfag
>"You look like you need come money, old timer. I'll pay you $50 bucks to eat one of those newspapers."
>man laughs
>"Why are you laughing?"
>"Eat the paper. Eat it or I swear to god I'll buy your newspaper and turn it into an anime fanzine. If you don't start munching on that sport section right now, you'll be writing articles about Naruto till you're cold in the grave. I'm a millionaire, you think anyone will stop me?"
>took the man 42 minutes to eat the paper
>mfw
>ITT pipedreams
Just do it anon.
#MakeyourneighborhoodGREATagain
>>723348977
You know what to do
>>723348708
I think i messed up, i got my dick stuck in the air vent
Which one would you chose?
>>723348372
far left, she is hot and cool, but not thee girl who have thousend guys witing
your choice
>>723348744
Far left
>>723348372
Top row, second from the right, flower top.
Rate me fags
Niggers
Jews
What's the best budgest build desktop i can get between $1400-$1500M
>>723348932
1500m, buy a server cluster and rent it out
>>723348932
>2017
>1500$
You can get a monster with that cash
>>723349471
This. I just built a computer for half that that'll probably stay relevant for a few years before there's a noticable performance drop
nude game
numbers are 4 and 8
come with it
>>723349008
Fuck it I'll roll for full frontal
>>723349490
Same again
>>723349008
Tits
How do you get a job?
>Be 22
>Seasonal work experience for 2 seasons working at a halloween store
>live at grandma's house
>GED
>too nervous to work at fast food job
>physically fit
>transportation
What do?
Pizza delivery driver. The stores are overrun with drugs, alcohol, and dealers. Not to mention you can show up to a place wasted and still get a tip. Hell, some will even offer you a beer or some hits. If you like drugs, this is it.
There are plenty of jobs that literally ask for nothing, call centres, deliveries, uber?
>>723348766
Get out of your comfort zone, it's the only way you'll grow as an individual.
Get a job; any job, anywhere.
anal pussy mouth pick for each
>>723348532
From left to right
Mouth, pussy, anal
Make sure to cum in blondies asshole and make the others tongue it out.
>>723348532
I guess that fugly one id do anal.
The two asians i am happy either way...
>>723348532
anal mouth pussy
>>723348867
you're doing it wrong
This 18 year old keeps texting me, what should I do..I'm a LOT older
Ask her to suck your cock
Ask her to suck your ass
Ask for nudes and post results...
I have to be up in 3 hours to go to class
Should I go to bed or play vidya?
Serious responses only, please
>>723348678
how long do you have to be in class?
>>723348678
Usually if there's 4 hours left for me to sleep, not counting getting ready and transit, then I'd sleep. If you literally have 3 hours left, then I say stay up and nap later. At least before your next class.
>>723348898
Gotta be on campus 8 hours, but I'm not in class the full 8 hours. Longest break is just under two hours which isn't really long enough for me to nap
serious question /b
how do i improve my sperm shooting muscles?
(i want to shoot cum like a rocket)
>>723348485
Buy a fake dick like your picture
>>723348485
Stop masturbating so much. That's literally it.
Also kegels.
>>723348485
Have sex with men. It will make you have big cums.