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Find a flaw.
>>723382827
Its a boy
it has a penis.
>>723382854
/thread
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Ugly Pussy thread.
Post the ugliest Pussy-pics you have
>>723383024
>>723383024
Let the games begin.
I've fucked up almost everything I could in my life. You know when someone's a failure? Well I'm way beyond that. I didn't make a single right choice in my whole life and now, all I can do is just kill myself. But I'm afraid that I could fuck that up too.
>>72338372
True statement: you only learn when you lose.
That's how people become successful adults. They fuck up and learn enough while young, and use that knowledge to their advantage as they mature...
Keep swinging. You'll never hit the ball if you don't swing at it
>>723383977
Yeah. Except, I'm 37 years old. Feeling so tired from failing day in and day out. To be completely honest to you, death is my only way out.
>>723383722
Given your previous failures, won't this also be a failure?
When I was 16 years old I wanted to be a serial killer (edgy). I thought it was cool and shit after watching Dexter. I went for walks in midnight in the streets dressed up like a serial killer (dark clothing, gloves, knife). Fantasizing about killing someone. It was just a fantasy.
But why am I depressed about it now..? I feel sick.
>>723383724
this was 5 years ago btw..
Random quick question. How do all of you niggers get your daily laugh from this website?
i dont
i dont
i just keep coming here because my fingers involuntarily type the first 2 letters and I press enter, whenever I get home
i should really work on stopping that
>>723382798
So your just a homosexual then?
>1 month
>has been on 6 vacations
>golfed 12 times
>Immigration? Courts say No.
>Tax Reform? Nope.
>Wall? GOP says No.
>Blames liberals for everything.
So... I know you hate liberals. But they wield no power.
Why isn't he working?
>>723383742
and the best part is:
there's almost 4 more years of this instant comedy material coming
long live our president
He's a good president and I am proud of him :)
You're at a girls house... about to have sex.. she says 'Get that tiny dinky away from me, hahaha!'
What do you do?
>>723382821
become gay
rape
>>723382948
>become gay
Wrong answer.
Correct answer is find another woman, faggot.
Dick rate thread?
>>723383259
8.5/10
Goofy and stupid looking.
Looks like a fake rubber dildo
Put a red rubber clown nose on it
>>723383259
i'd happily sit on that
Can a website tell it's the same device, if I connect to the website via different wifi hotspots? Like let's say I'm standing in the midsole of 2 different wifi networks. I connect to one and go to the website and fill out a survey. Now I connect to the other wifi and do another survey. Can the website tell I'm the same person?
Anyone?
yes it can, you have to clear your cookies
>>723381116
https://panopticlick.eff.org/
yes
In 1945-2017 after the fuhrer's death Germany began to shift and declined and SS stood for storing souls amongst German mystics who believed in air travel.
pathetic
In the 90's when most immigrants were poor, did they use emotions to feel for each other?
I believe that humans who like to wear opposite colors like blue and red are the #1 cause of death in America. Please save the baby sea lions from these horrible humans. Thx.
Nederdraad kankerflikkers!
WHAT?
Sieg Heil moederneukers
>>723381534
Je hebt kanker hoerenneukende yankee nicht
fun fact:
i once lost my nokia and found it 2 years later with a full batery.
fun fact 2:
did u know u can't see a nigga in dark
I lost my virginity and two years later found it in my dog
Keit-ai finds a way.