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>>723390089
Jay and Silent Bob strike back

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dank bump

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bumpin

>>723390285
I don't think there is a right way tbh. My girl loves anal and getting rimmed, but playing with her butt with my fingers or dildos is a huge turn off for her.

>>723390285
>she says she had a bad experience where some Chad just tried jamming it in and since then she's never wanted to do it
all bitches say that

i was in your position op and i started to touch her butt all the time, gave her back massages which always led to fingering and playing with butt until she agreed to one finger. i oiled that index like theres no tomorrow and licked her like freaking dog in the same time. i started fingering her asshole as soon as she started cumming. i repeated this couple of times and since then she always wanted finger in ass when we fucked which led to anal in the end. she only thought she won't like anal and thats why she was against it, but after she tried it she couldn't get enough of it. last month of our relationship i never fucked her in pussy only, it was either both or just anal. project tok 2 months but it was worth it because she had great ass.

too bad i only had 1 month of fun, but on the plus side i probably made some motherfucker(s) happy since you don't come across that kind of ass every day

>>723391002
(cont) since she don't mind you eating her ass I think you should talk her into it, saying that she needs to trust you and when she accept it start very slowly and gently. With tons of lube and using small butt plugs to get her ass to dilate.

>>723390645
Washington DC, Moskau
Get ready for the big bang

[spoiler]hail atom[/spoiler]

Mecca & the Vatican...lets get this holy war going.

>>723390645
myself, twice.

link?

>>723391412
source of pic op pls

>>723391412
The problem is you're using Tinder and not Real Life.

get your little 2 inch Dick hard

>>723391854
I WIN!!!!!! DO IT NOW

>>723391881
Double DUBS, hurry up

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No.

Grow up from the experience and move on.

>>723389608

Grow a pair of balls faggot.

Sounds like she left you because you're a sissy faglord.

>>723389608

if it helps you feel better op, she's probably up to her eyeballs in black cock right now, wondering why she ever had to deal with your tiny, insignificant micropenis

does thsis post dubpples?

>>723391422
Checked. Now check mine

>>723391285
of what trump being autistic or autism increasing in frequency?

>>723391424
Yes

>>723391434
Should I?

>>723391434
I don't know if i should...

>>723390019

Sure m8, make up stories to make yourself feel better.

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

I got 950. A knight. Sounds about right

>be 23, work at grocery store
>helping out new girl
>hand touches her
>she's super creeped out but awkwardly says my hands are smooth
>have my hands around her
>she cringes and prays that I go away
>ask for her number and what day she works
>she makes some shot up just hoping I'll go away

>different grill
>pill the same creep shit
>awkwardly rub my face all over hers like a dog
>tell her she smells nice
>she puts up with it then tells all her co-workers how much of a cuck you are

>go to main bitch
>grope the shit out of her
>she's scared but too awkward to say anything
>kiss her
>she goes back to work and files for a sexual harrassment claim

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>>723391446
you first

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Why???

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WHY?

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>>723391133

I LIKE WHAT YOU HAVE

>>723391536
OKAY JOB.

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>>723391378
breddy gud...

>>723391378
it's pretty comfy desu

where ya from?

>>723391603
Poland

>>723391469
you need to fap at least 10-14times aday to be a addicted