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Anyone here from 416 Beaches?

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Oh nit shigga I know this chick horre shiet

>>723427699
Also dubs

left

Both would probably be at least fuckable if they didn't have those stupid ass looks on their face.

Yes. If taken to a high court and they rule there is enough evidence to go to trial.

>>723425141
What'd you do op

>>723425141
If there's a warrant out for your arrest, then you have by definition been charged with a crime.

Statute of limitations only works when there was no warrant issued, and the crime was found out after the said limitations ran out.

>>723427873
Ur a man now

>>723427873
Yes.

is she still warm?

Depends on what poison.

>>723427908

Pick up that sexy ass mango and eat it and go about my day

>>723426944
had both it's true

>>723426944
Depends in how tight she is, obviosly.

>>723426944
can't put this one to rest?

>>723425659
Í definitely would

>>723425659
Right in the pooper

Would you like paper or plastic for your vegetable? Nah its fine ill just carry it out.

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part 2

>be in science class one day
>teacher is extremely uptight indian cunt
>tells teachers pet student to get something from her back office
>Student comes out with a shark
>at least 3 feet long, decent size
>It is left over form a college course she was teaching
>Smells like complete shit.
>shows us what she wanted to show us and then tells student to throw the shark in the trash can, because it is fucking rotting
>stinks up class
>tells student to put trash can outside classroom into the hallway
>idea.jpg
>run to lunch and tell friend about the shark
>go up to hallway and retrieve shark from trash can
>gagging from the stench
>lug the shark wrapped in newspaper to the shit smelling locker
>to this day, idk how he did it, but my friend throws the shark into the locker and unwraps the newspapers all in one motion
>somehow no one sees

cont?

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>>723426610
i might be the only one here but i'm baited. continue, friendo

>>723427009
make friends of your own you cum stain

Don't bring a girl to the gym with you until you know you have her on lockdown. Wtf?

Why try to fix a broken girl before you have made sure you claimed her fully? Now she has a boyfriend, friends, more confidence and an improved/improving body. Her life did a 180 and doesn't need a Debbie Downer like you around. You fucked up bud.

Never fix a broken girl until she's yours.

>>723427009
My advice with women? Don't bank on one.

I'm not saying be a huge man-slut but get out there and meet as many as you can.

Hot ones, ugly ones, whatever.

Women will let you down, especially the ones you like the most.

It helps having female company, and also you have more chance of getting pushy that way.

Iron Maiden is probably the best metal group of all time.

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>Marilyn Manson
>Metal
MFW

>>723427864
It is metal you elitist faggot

>>723426615

>>723426615
No thank you.

reroll

18, male, unemployed, single, being a anxious self loathing fuck up, what about you OP?

>>723425755
Age:26
Gender:M
Occupation:Sales assistant
Relationship:Single/Casual fucking
Regrets:Being Woke bruh

>>723425755
age: nigger
gender: nigger
occupation: nigger
relationship: nigger
regrets: niggers exist

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>>723426684
DONT WORRY I GOT IT

Faggots.

>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try drawing a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired

TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
http://www.clipstudio.net/en (Clip Studio Paint Pro, $49.99, also sorta popular)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/ (MediaBang Paint, Freeware)
https://krita.org/ (Krita, Freeware)
http://firealpaca.com/en (Firealpaca, Freeware)

RESOURCES:
http://drawabox.com/ (Learn to Draw)
http://alexhays.com/loomis/ (Loomis)
If you don't know where to start, start with 'Fun With A Pencil'. Loomis is a meme for a reason.

FIGURES and REFERENCES:
http://www.quickposes.com/pages/random
http://www.artmodeltips.com/poses/
http://www.eggazyoutatsu.net/eng/atarichanDrawer.html
http://www.posemaniacs.com/
http://artprompts.org/ (Art Prompts)

TABLET:
https://www.reddit.com/r/stylus/wiki/index (List of Tablets)
Intuos Draw/Art (formerly Bamboo) is fairly cheap and solid ($64/$79 USD Amazon)
Ask a Drawfriend

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>>723425150
Yu Yu Hakusho

>Blooming bromance tragicly turns into satanic massacre.

Mobile Fighter G Gundam

Yu yu hakusho