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>Be me
>Be dat boi

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Guys, does anyone know what spider this is? Just making sure, pretty sure it's a huntsman, from Australia by the way if that helps

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You know what the fuck you're looking at?

That's right: a NAIA National Wrestling Champion and two-time NJCAA All-American in amateur wrestling.

I was undefeated in college with a record of 85-0.

Not only that but I hold a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and Sambo.

I currently compete in mixed martial arts, and will most likely be competing in the big leagues (UFC) if I maintain my success.

They're already calling me the next Brock Lesnar.

With my 6'4 and 280 lbs frame, not to mention my sheer brute force and amazing agility normally associated with men half my size, I have no doubt in my mind that if any of you pencil-necked faggots faced me one-on-one, you would be on the ground before you fucking knew it.

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find a flaw.

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>americans call chocolate "candy"

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What do you do at home after a long day of work /b/?

> I strip naked and go to living room
> Start screaming, squealing like a pig and think of all the times people were mean to me
> I scream at "them," I punch walls and kick my furniture
> Usually just yell random shit, REEEEEEEEEE
> One day my neighbor comes over
> Scream at him to fuck off because I'm not violating noise laws
> He yelled at me "I JUST WANT TO TALK"
> I keep pig squealing at him and screaming "CUUUUUUCK" and slamming my door until he leaves
> he gives me a dirty look whenever he sees me
> i make sure to squeal extra loud whenever he walks past my house

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I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.

Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they kan do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.

For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)

He whined like a little bitch to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetik.

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I'm so depressed at this point that I can't even get drunk anymore. Drinking just makes me feel semi-tired. What do /b/? Should I move onto harder shit like cocaine or something. At this point I don't have any motivation anymore and I don't care what happens to me.

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Which one do you take home?

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YLYK webm & gif edition!

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I order pizza, kik: wHYsoSeriovs

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/b/ is doing shatter dabs really bad for you? Every hit you can taste the chemicals you can get more baked, then weed is it as bad as the E-pens chemicals. I need your opinion?

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No rules kik group?

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Do you have a moment to vote in this twitter poll by some bullshit celebrity?
Thanks
https://twitter.com/lilyallen/status/835441593528254464

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/b teach me how to become chad, please?
>be me
>19 yr old virgin
>Never had a girl
>Social anxiety
>No friends
What do?