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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Julia Gillard is a paedophile who, along with Australian Defence Force employees, sexually abuse young children through a specialised carriage service known as remote neural monitoring.

Julia Gillard's address is: 36 Beach Road Brighton South Australia
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I'm reckon you're wrong. Mate
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>>723628885
so is this the down under drongo version of "pizza gate"?
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>>723628885
NYPA

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What's your fear /b/ ?

pic related.
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>>723631081
this almost made me puke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCwpRfDqUF0
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never finding any new friends in my life, since all my old ones are gone.
never finding some hoe who would make some bebbes with me.

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When is Alyssa going to become snake food?
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>>723628469
Shameless self bump
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good question, send her a new email n ask her
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>>723629736
Like what?

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I want a cheap android device that I can easily root but which one should I get?
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>>723628806
Motorlla Moto G. Always a good one.
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>>723629741
How much $
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>>723629857

Google it.

is this the best metal album of the 21st century?
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>>723628237
im no expert, but it's pretty good
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no this is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa6qpgLvH30
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>>723628237
yes

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Hey, nerds.

Some of you guys might remember me from a few years back. I spent about two years wasting in this cyber prison and never got a shred of positivity or motivation from any of you. On the contrary, you all laughed at my situation and never got any sympathy.

Well, I'm back just to let you all know that I pulled myself up by my bootstraps and am doing probably better than over half of you NEET losers.

You see that fine piece of ass right there? That's what I'm fucking every night while you all jack off to your anime pillows. I'm actually about to go out to dinner with her and probably get back and fuck her for an hour or two.

Enjoy using your tears as lubricant, losers!
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>>723628740
She's fat. Why is she hiding her face?
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>>723628844
>fat
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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> Hides the face
Nice boyfriend, faggot

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Join
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>>723628345
Invite ghostmikey43
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Invite huiheuni no rules
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candy_butchers

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>Be me
>23, white male, love computers
>Some random guy who says he's my friend tries to get me to go out with a girl
>fuckingnormie.jpg
>Fuck it, I'm bored anyways
>Gives me her email
>Hack into her email, get her full access to everything she has
>Make everyone at school hate her
>White knight that bitch harder than guys on facebook
>mfw gets a 8/10 girlfriend who does whatever I say because she fears of losing me
>mfw I'm just a disguisting neckbeard
Fucking normies
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>>723628094
Nice played if not b8
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>>723628094
who hands over an email address as a first contact method?
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>>723628094
ITT: deluded fantasies of a fat virgin.

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I blew my nose and this came out. Am I dying?
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>>723629509

your nose is attached to your uterus?
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>>723629509
Sinus infection, fuck off
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>>723629569
>cis scum detected

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Gf/wife/ex thread. Share your girls, wwyd thread
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>>723628249
I'd lick every hole and stuff them starting with her ass. After that I'd cum and have her lick it up.
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>>723628928
Great body, anything clearer or with face?
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>>723628249
show that ass

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Soon, my love...
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What are you gonna do to her?
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Drawthread: Superlewd Edition
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>>723627992
Second
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>tfw drank too much coffee
>can't draw a straight fucking line
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Draw Thread
>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try drawing a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired

TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
http://www.clipstudio.net/en (Clip Studio Paint Pro, $49.99, also sorta popular)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/ (MediaBang Paint, Freeware)
https://krita.org/ (Krita, Freeware)
http://firealpaca.com/en (Firealpaca, Freeware)

RESOURCES:
>>>/ic/1579290 (IC Sticky w/ Drawing Guide for Beginners link)
http://drawabox.com/ (Learn to Draw)
http://alexhays.com/loomis/ (Loomis)
If you don't know where to start, start with 'Fun With A Pencil'. Loomis is a meme for a reason.

FIGURES and REFERENCES:
http://www.quickposes.com/pages/random
http://www.artmodeltips.com/poses/
http://www.eggazyoutatsu.net/eng/atarichanDrawer.html
http://www.posemaniacs.com/
http://artprompts.org/ (Art Prompts)

TABLET:
https://www.reddit.com/r/stylus/wiki/index (List of Tablets)
Intuos Draw/Art (formerly Bamboo) is fairly cheap and solid ($64/$79 USD Amazon)
Ask a Drawfriend

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24, single, no prospects, therapist has given up on me, been dropped by mental health services, Samaritans hung up on me. what does /b/ think?

pic related, its me
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your good looking stop crying and do whatever the fuck you want pussy
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pull the trigger or get ur shit together its all in ur head
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Drop out, leave town. Anything else.

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> Be semi richfag (or upper middle class? not sure)
> Family owns 7 or 8 million in various assets and money.
> Think that someday I'll inherit it
> Brother makes some joke about it because I'm really good at money, etc
> Mom laughs and tells us that when she retires its all going to fund her retirement, a castle on top of a mountain in spain or portugal or whatever.
> Turns out this is serious, and I'm getting left with 10k.
> Should I be pissed off? She tells me to be grateful for what I have.

what do I think? pic not related
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This is serious btw it turns out the whole castle thing is for real, and has been in the works for years.
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When she dies you inherit a castle on top of a mountain in spain. Not bad imo.
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instead of sitting on your ass go present her with an idea for investment so you can work but still have a leg up on everyone who never had a family with money

I would like to comission the services of a reliable computerist proficient in coding and accesing devices remotely. 1 very small task. Not a long term assignment. Will discuss details in private. Would be better if located in Atlanta GA. There will be no ill effects to any person, company, or entity. Please reach out here and provide a form of comunication for the details.
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>>723628223
https://privnote.com/#
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>>723628399
How will this help?
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"real hackers" dont help random shits who post the same crap text

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