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Need some thoughts and opinions real quick...

>be me
>co-worker is a little qt pi
>don't believe in dipping my pen in company ink but I'm taking a new job in a few weeks so fuck it
>company dance/party last night
>text her jokingly that we should crash it
>she's on board
>waitreallyuhok
>we show up fashionably late
>she looks fucking beautiful
>definitely spent some time getting ready
>it's awkward though
>not feeling it
>we basically just sit and talk
>she takes out her phone and takes a picture of us together
>wellthatwasunexpected
>suggests we go and get a drink down the street
>yeahforsureletsdothat
>we dip out
>go to some little bar
>we get some drinks
>much less awkward now
>okIthinkImfeelingthis
>drink and talk
>thisisntgoingtoobadly
>time to pay
>she pays
>WAT

It's not a date if she pays, right? She basically friendzoned me in that moment, didn't she? That picture she took of us is probably somewhere on her Facebook with the caption "out with my buddy" under it... guhhh...

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:48:45 Post No.723691039
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Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:48:45 Post No.723691039 [Report]

It can still be a date if she pays. Technically she is the one that suggest going to the bar so the onus is on her to pay anyone (in proper etiquette the inviter covers the invitee, doesn't seem too common though).

Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:49:46 Post No.723691114
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Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:49:46 Post No.723691114 [Report]

>>723691039
That's true. She was the one who suggested we go get a drink. Hmmm

Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:52:10 Post No.723691297
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Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:52:10 Post No.723691297 [Report]

>>723691114
For what it is worth the first time I went out with my wife it was a similar situation (worked together, I was leaving so when she asked me out I accepted).
We went to one of those gourmet burger places and iirc she paid.

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2017-02-26 03:49:00 Post No.723691057
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Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:49:00 Post No. 723691057 [Report] [View this topic]

Good night sweet prince
1955-2017

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:50:33 Post No.723691180
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Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:50:33 Post No.723691180 [Report]

He is kill Game over man game over

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Our celebrity's HEADS ARE FALLIN' OFF

Anonymous 2017-02-26 04:00:20 Post No.723691834
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Anonymous 2017-02-26 04:00:20 Post No.723691834 [Report]

Good riddance, fucking piece of shit

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:36:36 Post No. 723690212 [Report] [View this topic]

sup white trash, you jelous knowing my black dick is in that pussy? faggots.

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:38:14 Post No.723690329
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Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:38:14 Post No.723690329 [Report]

fuck you you cunt

Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:38:56 Post No.723690380
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Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:38:56 Post No.723690380 [Report]

terrible bait.
>sage

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you mad white boy?

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:35:04 Post No. 723690087 [Report] [View this topic]

r8 my gf

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:36:18 Post No.723690185
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Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:36:18 Post No.723690185 [Report]

>>723690087
5, body?

Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:49:29 Post No.723691084
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>>723690087
7 more

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:49:30 Post No. 723691086 [Report] [View this topic]

Alright /b/

You have just awoken in a field; you have no memories of the night before; you do not know your name, or what your purpose on this earth is.
In the distance, you see a city, and a farmland and mountain.

What do /b/?

Dubs decide what happens or what he does.

I'll draw the first get post after every image I post.

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:50:22 Post No.723691163
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>>723691086
Bigger image

Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:52:35 Post No.723691323
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I head to the city and head to the first police station I see.

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:54:15 Post No.723691432 [Report]

I pick up the bottle and shove it up my ass to see if that'll kick my memories a bit

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:49:50 Post No. 723691118 [Report] [View this topic]

hey, i'm doing some training for my MLP, so i need a porn collection for scientific purposes. It needs to be only images, and would be nice if there was a clean BG behind the subjects. but is cool anyways, just give me a mega link to your images, would be awesome if the images where categorized by fetish! ;) let's do science together!

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bump

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bumb, i realize i shoulda probably put this in /r/, but b is ok too :) and it's too late now

Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:59:50 Post No.723691803
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>>723691591
Stupid

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:47:36 Post No. 723690950 [Report] [View this topic]

Where can one find Daisy's Destruction, if one were so inclined?

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:49:01 Post No.723691058
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Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:49:01 Post No.723691058 [Report]

>asking if someone can link you cp
not sure if fbi or just a fucking newfag

Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:49:59 Post No.723691128
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Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:49:59 Post No.723691128 [Report]

One is now monitored by the FBI...

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:51:45 Post No.723691259 [Report]

It sucks. It's not even violent, it's lame. Like a woman freezing some baby's cunt with ice block, wow big deal

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:47:42 Post No. 723690957 [Report] [View this topic]

Game Over Man, Game Over

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I hate this news.

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How the fuck did I get into this chickenshit outfit?

Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:51:49 Post No.723691271
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>>723690957
ultimate cringe actor

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 03:37:07 Post No. 723690258 [Report] [View this topic]

ok.

on our local board someone claims that last night here on 4chan was posted alien pic what supposed to be real.

same source claim such thread was deleted soon after, and 4chan was down for awhile after that. also any attemp to post such pic again resulted deleted thread.

naturally i am interested about that pic, so post it :D

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