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Describe your sex life with a movie title
Toy story
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Finding Dory
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Forrest Dump
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>>723694133
Alone
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b/ what is your fetish(s)
please post pics
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>>723694229
Fuck off and die, faggot.
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hairy snatch
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>>723694334
Yup
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Celeb fap thread again. Lewdness welcome. And JLo is very welcome.
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fuck off with this old ass bitch.
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>>723693851
greetings
>>723693918
don't tell me how to live my life, anon.
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Welp. Tfw im with my sister in the backseat of a car, things got hot and i asked to see her ass on snapchat. She called me weird and went cold. Wat2do? Also im low on battery
Pic not related, some skinny chick i fucked a while ago
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More pics of skinny chick
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>>723694819
Got a few more, deleted rest
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>>723694676
Bump. Still in car w her, we havent talked since I said that, any help? Lulz
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Vaguely describe a video game while others try to guess which.
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>>723693792
you're the world's biggest asshole and you spend all your time wandering around town pissing people off and getting shot at
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>>723693860
Postal?
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>rust for minecraft lovers
easy one
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who is this goddess
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>>723692304
yovanna ventura
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How can I get a Somali gf?
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>>723692192
piratebay?
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Kidnapping
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>>723692192
go to Somalia and buy one
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WWYD to him?
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>>723692395
I would help him split logs...
To warm his house for the winter...
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>>723692395
avoid making eye contact
keep walking
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Is /b/ angry that im going to suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole?
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Who?
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>>723695005
Is that andy sixx?
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Your wife chose you as her life partner, as the one to build a home with, and to raise a family with. You will be the social and legal father of her children, but she has chosen a different man to be the biological father.
It really doesn’t matter. You’ll be there for the pregnancy, tending to her needs. You’ll be there for the delivery, watching the baby come into the world, and you’ll be there for the child’s entire life, to provide it, and the mother, with a safe and nurturing home.
The only difference is whose cum was there at conception. She chose the best genetics to make the baby, and the best provider to raise it. She recognizes where you excel, and she chose you specifically for it.
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Um, no I won't.
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When I found out my father wasn't my real dad I fucking excommunicated my mother entirely now I trust no woman fucking skanks
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>>723691921
if youre the best provider how come you dont have the best genetics, obviously muscle and looks didnt get him there so riddle me that, your values are all out of wack mate
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Post your gf's snapchat names, anons send them dick pics...post results
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send them to me over kik mlandy11 or snapchat mlandery and i'll do it without whiteknights
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Jennred
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Ashcoff please!!!
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Was America founded by black people? Evidence suggests YES. At least 8 presidents before Obama have been black.
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habeeb it
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Sure. When you make up bullshit SJW evidence
Rate and WWYD thread
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are those bunny ears?
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>>723692871
Are the nudes?
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do a say nigger one
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>>723692916
KYS repetitive stale copypasta faggot
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bumpy
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RIP Mr. President. Thanks for saving us from them aliens
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dont even fuck with me
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>>723692386
Here's the story I share everytime I see a picture of Bill Pullman on the internet
>be me
>high school age, hanging around with friend
>small town
>round a corner, see a guy standing there with his daughter
>recognize him from space balls
>can tell I recognize him
>says hello
Nice guy. Was headed up to west yellowstone with his family for vacation. Told him we loved Spaceballs. Asked if we had seen any of his other work, we hadn't, we were just dumbs kids that barely had internet. Asked us a LOT of questions about us, our lives and what it was like living in the area. Seemed genuinely interested and was very friendly. Told us to keep eyes out for "a movie about aliens, you guys should like it"
tl;dr: He was super nice, wife or sister was a bitch, no I didn't fuck him.
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>>723692447
Nah its bill paxton that passed away