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>>723750175
KEK TIME:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJp3AnMqWyQ

SLAV:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcIH1YpIu_0

YOU LOST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rzKYZrY6Ds

CATS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7CYaiyvzXs

DEJA VU - DRUGS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH1n685qBzE

YLYL DANK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOfunevI5F0

RANDOM:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V3Wg8Yf1gs

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2017-02-27 03:02:28 Post No.723751236
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Favorite Gorillaz song /b/?

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>>723751236
19-2000

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>>723751236
>666x666)
re-hash

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>>723751236
Empire of ants

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2017-02-27 02:46:34 Post No.723749663
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Anonymous 2017-02-27 02:46:34 Post No. 723749663 [Report] [View this topic]

This is the story of how I converted my cute 5' GF into a cum slurping slut that sucks my dick daily. Conversion finally came to completion yesterday, so thought I'd post the whole story here. Pic is not my GF, I don't want to reveal identity. Here goes:

> Be me, second year university
> Study finance at a top business school
> Most of my peers are retarded, so it's not hard to be in the top 5% of my faculty
> consistently get straight A+s in my courses
> single though, so try my hand at Tinder
> Go on a few dates, eventually meet small petite girl we'll name Jessica
> 5' tall, 100lbs, black hair, brown eyes
> absolutely adorable
> she asks to fuck on second date, this one is a keeper
> somehow has 32C tits on her tiny frame
> we continue to fuck during the year, she gives me blowjobs once a week
> literally the best blowjobs I've ever received
> sloppy, 45mins long
> deepthroats entire time and throats my cock right when I cum, swallowing my jizz
> always ask her to blow me more regularly, but she never does
> we eventually start dating
> date for six months, I finish second year and start third year
> Jessica joins a sorority known for their sluts
> literally every girl in this sorority is 9/10 or better
> Jessica slowly starts dressing more slutty, buys more makeup, buys more lingerie
> The Jessica I started dating is no longer the Jessica I am currently dating
> Today's Jessica is way hotter
> Jessica is dumb as fuck though
> She thought north was just whichever way you were facing and south was always behind you
> Her insecurity about her intelligence has been festering for years
> hatch a brilliant plan
> I purposely try and make her more insecure about her intelligence
> jokingly tell her she must me dumb to get a C+ on a quiz
> jokingly call her stupid when she doesn't know something
> always show her my 90%+ grades
> eventually start jokingly tell her that her 65% average in her psychology courses will probably never land her a job

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