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I can’t fucking handle it anymore /b/

>Be me, 32
>Married this gorgeous gal 3 years ago. Thigs have not been going well and we are about to split up.
>Here is why:
>We were talking about a recipe that had avocado in it
>She said this friend of hers added spinach to the recipe
>I don’t like spinach so I said “eww”
>She replied “what? Avocado is a nice fruit and if you combine it with spinach is even better”
>I said “avocado is not a fruit”
>”WHAT? HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?”
>”In my country we don’t consider avocado a fruit. For us tomatoes aren’t fruits either”
>She violently stands up and frantically searches for her phone
>”TOMATOES ARE BIOLOGICALLY A FRUIT!” she said.
>”I know they are, but in my country we don’t consider them as such. We prefer calling them vegs or w/e”
>”WELL THEN IT’S IGNORANCE! I DON’T CARE WHAT PEOPLE IN YOUR COUNTRY BELIEVE, THESE ARE SCIENTIFIC FACTS!”
>”I know you are right, but in my country people consider tomatoes as something else than fruits. Nobody has to die.”
>”YOU ARE SO FUCKING ARROGANT, AND YOUR EGO IS SO FUCKING BIG. YOU NEVER WANT TO ACCEPT THAT YOU ARE WRONG EVEN IF YOU HAVE THE PROOF THERE IN YOUR EYES! THIS IS WHY WE ARE BREAKING UP!”
>”I didn’t say you were wrong, I just said that in my country…”
>”I DON’T CARE! THESE ARE THE FACTS! YOU DO THIS WITH EVERY SINGLE SHIT!”

cont...

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fuck this nigger faggot been streaming for 50hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLnVGq_w7TU
raid his ass

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Does someone have the vid from this old post? https://4archive.org/board/b/thread/684754579
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How is this even possible?

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You have 10 SECONDS to name a better breakfast shoppe than Dunkin Donuts
>protip: they have the best coffee

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Who wants to hear the story of me losing my virginity?
>be me
>14
>girlfriend of 9 months is also 14
>go over to her house consistently every saturday
>her parents are usually asleep or at work cause night shift
>girlfriend is vietnamese and has traditional vietnamese dad
>mom doesnt like me because she thinks white boys only want sex
>shesright.jpg
>her dad is a beta asian guy who likes me cause he thinks white boys are rich
>hesalsoright.jpg
cont.?

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Smartest man alive.

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lets see dem doggos

post ur puppers

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HOW CAN I GET HARDER BIGGER DICK FAST , first date to lose virginity in 3 weeks

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Haaawwwwtttttt 50+ . Post ur gran/mom/aunt/wife jst b 50+..aunt sonia da SEXY

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Hi guys what's the creepiest thread you ever found on 4chan ?

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Where do I go to tell that Naruto kid from the HWNDU NYC stream that he's a hot, based little motherf*cker? How does this thing work?

NARUTO - YOU'RE HOT. Your body language is fucking based and sexy.

I'm a 30 y/o female by the way and I feel sorta creepish cause he's probably like 19. BUT I first noticed it in the clip where he confronts Stolen Valor about SV wanting to kick his ass. That was just hot.

And then when he was RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEing and the loser had a mental break down screaming and flailing within inches of Naruto's face/body .... NARUTO DID NOT EVEN FLINCH. He didn't break from his salute. He didn't stop the battle cry. He even got a sexy smirk.

I mean the fact that no part of his instincts told him to back away, but rather calmly observe and continue the mission

I cant explain it but fucK.

You should all hope to have such reflexes. body language. basedness. You saw how that chick couldnt help but crack up, she would have dropped her panties right there if they were alone.

Fucking trust me on this. Whatever he's doing is the righteous path, albeit a bit nerdy. That's a sexy fucking nerd. Oh but most of you wont be blessed with his jaw and face structure so that's sorta sad. He has a man's face. so. so. beautiful. hot. That's all.

If I can figure this shit hole of a forum out enough to find my post, I'll check to see if anyone replies. PEACEEEEEEEEEEEE OWTTTTTTWLDRAPENARUTOOOYEPPPPPPBYE

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Dubs decide what i fap to the only rule is that it must come from motherless

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>>723803069
lol she doesn't look at the nigger pounding her. I bet she was more comfortable with white

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Ex has sent me this.
What do I do /b/ros?