So I've been in a relationship with this girl I love. We are both super sexual with each other and it's amazing. One issue I'm having though...she wants to fuck in a church. I'm kinda totally for it. I mean we fuck anywhere it seems to be fun. I'm not Christian but, grew up in a Jesus loving family. It seems morally wrong but super hot at the same time. Idk I get this crazy feeling my life would change if I did? Am I crazy /b/? Let me know your opinion and possible help on what I should do with this taboo situation.
Do it, nerd
>>723805081
The priest does it, why not you?
>>723805081
>start screaming Hallelujah when you cum
>the congregation claps and starts chanting Hallelujah
>Everyone holds hands as you into babby
>be 18
>Emotionless dad finds box in my closet
>Dad confronts me about the box
>Claim it's just pornography
>Dad continues to grill me
>Complain about how i have no privacy in this house
>Dad tries to forcefully open the box
>Ohshit.jpg
>Quickly calm down and apologize and make dad agree we open the box the next day
>Dad just sees porn in the box the next day
>Thatwascloseman.gif
>ffw several years
>Moved out to the hood and got a job in chocolate factory
>Frequent gay bars
>Things going good, bringing many attractive young men home
>Relationships seem to only last 3 days at most, but that's ok we have a great time doing science experiments, great sex, and the best dinner ever before the relationship ends
>Get in a tiny argument with one and he runs out the apartment with love handcuffs on
>Cops bring him back to my house and we fix things.. i better not get lazy now, the funs just beginning
>Really drunk one datenight
>Abnormal for me on dates but hey
>have little argument, Guy is a total dick, goes running out the apartment and grabs the fucking cops
>Cops find a bunch of "evidence" of my past relationships
>I talk about the good times in interrogation
>Get sentenced to life in prison just for having rewarding dates with 17 men
>Damn this homophobic country
What country sends people to prison for homosex?
OP, I like what you're doing here, but I'm just not sure if the boards current regulars are going to get why this is funny
>>723804607
The US
Why are trump supporters so afraid of facts and logic?
>>723804340
>>723804340
Liberals/democrats are the ones that are afraid of facts and logic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPtNON6sHXw&t=3s
>>723804504
If the studies are banned then they're probably shit studies. Possibly made up by racist whites, but...there's no way they would do that is there?
Kik group share nudes. No rules. Will try to add usernames
add her kelly.stti
>>723803509
Add Bl4ckAre5
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Join us to the war of hispatl vs 4chans!
Hispachan is a copy paste of 4chan, but is in spanish!
Reasons to RAID them:
> They try to imitate us until the last buzzword.
> It's a plagiarism.
They think they're better than us.
We steal our porn.
> There are even times that threads are copied, THE THREADS.
What do we do?
We send cp?
Or do we try to make them drop their fucking page?
Dice 10 and 20 decide.
>>723803790
Kek!
>>723803790
Raid the apes?
Give them aeromorph.
so, tomorrow will be my 10. anniversary of fapping.
I remember my first fap, my cum was not even white, it was just like some water.
fapped thinking about my classmate.
how long do you fap and what were you fapping to?
>>723803722
10th anniversary. Congratulations. You should go somewhere nice to celebrate!
>>723803862
well you are right, because it pretty much changed my life from that day
Hey guys...
Amma start youtube channel and i need inspiration for name...
Channel will be about weapons and some other random stuff
Thanks for all your help.
Dylan the wepon master
Or gun faggot
>>723803813
Oh thanks that is definetly some valuable options.. "says in a sarcastic voice"
>>723803813
Rolling for GunFaggot
How do you earthbois compare to this?
My name is Zug Zug-Beeg tug and I have been sent here by the elders of my race to breed with your women to create a superior race.
How do you even pleasure a femi Zug with those inferior and smooth pieces of flesh?
All the femi Zugs will bow down before my perfect breeding implement.
Oh so swirly nice and curly.
You may as well as end your pathetic lives now.
Fuckin pretty gay post. Surprised you put that much effort into it
Boom goes the interstellar explosion device
>>723803920
Inferior earth nigger, you will bow down to my shapely tool.
Do you really think your Femi zug is happy with your breeding implement?
I will visit her tonight in my aero dish and inseminate her violently.
yo /b, i dont want to bother people with problems but i dont want to talk to anyone in my life about this. Since the new year started, my brain has been very low functioning. Last year i was getting 80/90s in university and now am getting mid 70s. I'm not trying to brag even though it seems it, I am here to ask a question: why is my brain now empty of any substance?
>inb4 tumblr fag
>inb4 kys
I barely have any thoughts in my head anymore whereas before I was constantly having 15 plus thoughts always floating with others entering and leaving my head space. If anyone can shed some light on this new development in my life that would be great
You're getting burned out. I work at a uni and at least half the students drop s2 cause they can't handle it. Just chill out and you'll be fine.
>>723803290
You need a change of pace. How about you try finding a new hobby? Maybe try playing an RPG with a group or something?
>>723803290
too many drugs on new yeras eve?
More of this?
Bumpity bump bump
Proof positive that white people are superior in everything. Including being black?
>>723803934
yes
But since she married a black doesn't that make her a race traitor?
>>723804175
no, she's trans-black
I haven't seen on of these threads in a while,so
ITT: We post random gifs
Ask a cuck whos GF blew one guy this week and fucked another anything.
do you live in san antonio, Texas?!
>>723803872
more pics an i may be interested
>>723803872
Why is cucking a thing?
Dick rate thread starting now
>>723803704
10/10 would sit on it
>>723803941
My dick is 10
/thread
It looks diseased
Does the discharge stick to your panties?
No limits
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