hey, faggots. It's 2 months i don't go on /b/, what did i miss?
>>723846636
we have a new president, who is great BTW
Someone got dubs
a gas shortage and a flock of seagulls. thats about it
b/ please! she's a bit of a horse face don't you think? Body by Johnson and Johnson, brain by Mattel.
I think she's pretty damn cute
Still mad: the thread
Ik I'm a noob but how do u make a thread
Anyone have anything similar?
>>723846481
>>723846775
>>723846481
Post your sissy hypno pics and vids. Anyone fully turn?
>>723842902
Best place to pass counterfeit bills at? Mine pass the pen test but I've only been using them once every 5 or 6 months just in case. Always put of town. I've been doing gas stations and just buying a lotto ticket or drink. But are there better options. Haven't gotten any close calls, a few people turned me away.
>>723843072
Interested in this thread, why not try Craigslist?
>>723843072
small town country stores, keep them for your bullshit purchases, or buy drugs and sell or keep. Can they pass a flame test?
>>723843072
are they from AB?
Hey bruthherr
>>723841114
Shitty bait. Everyone knows the parties switched names a while ago.
Bored of snapchat? > Snapchat z .com can help you tonight!
oovo? faczxv?!
trips decides name. Anything goes that can fit.
die faggot, kys
Gay Knife
ops a faggot
Tard Thread? Tard Thread.
Happened to me at school today, still haven't stopped laughing about it.
>be me
>7:25 am
>walking down hallway to class
>chilling.exe
>as I walk down hallway, hear noise
>wtf
>you know the sound a cat makes when it's flipping shit? Sounds similar
>confused, I quicken the pace
>and there I see it
>a fucking tard
>a tard had managed to escape its wrangler and the security guard was on its case
>security guard gets tard in bear hug from behind
>Autismfit.jpg
>tard flips out
>screams and drools while making same cat noise
>security guard attempts to smash tard against wall
>goes for it
>TARD FUCKING STICKS HIS FOOT OUT LIKE SOME NINJA SHIT
>pushes away from wall
>tard and guard both fall, guard has him in bear hug
>the tard is still screeching
I went to my class (it was right next to the """fight""") and I heard the tard keep screeching throughout the hall.
Funniest. Shit. Ever.
>>723841435
that's a nice picture of you OP
>>723841435
School at 7:25 am? What the fuck kind of gay ass place do you live?
>>723841435
shut up faggot
I drunkenly drove 25 miles to meet a thai trans prostitute, AMA.
no greentext
You have clearly made some poor decisions in life.
Must've not been that drunk if you managed to drive 25 miles
>>723840279
Did it smell like a girl?
This faggot was one of the most overrated, guitarist, writer and performer of all time. I'm
glad he is dead!!!!
Word
I remember when he died and so many anons were overkilling the whole "Goodnight, sweet prince....hahaha, get it? Because hes actually named Prince"
>>723842431
Name one of his songs.
xxxtentacion is the best rapper, prove me wrong
protip: you cant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZqqceL1Evo
>>723842464
jw how long u been a fan for and can u name any song done by him other than look at me
>>723842540
not very long, but hes still good af.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymSgls0Ce24
>>723842710
his sad stuff is better ngl its actually decent
I'm back, You guys are such ass holes. My mom and aunt saw everything and now it's super awkward.
you started
>>723843207
Hotttt more?
what?
Kik girls
>>723841108
bonus pts if you find her on fb!
/b/ did you ever fuck a squirt girl?
How it was?
>>723840921
It was annoying to have to wash the sheets later. It's okay if you're into it. For me it was just like a little bonus.
>>723840921
No, cause who the fuck wants a girl to piss on them? And yeah, that's what squirting is. PISSING.
>>723840921
piss piss piss
Rate her body/10
>>723842679
Id love to See more/10