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>>723870333
the whole site is a shit post

Since what?

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It gives us something to talk about. And we're not republicans we're red piled

Everything gets better

>>723869406
>>723869101
He's right OP. Just chill, take a step back. Look out your situation from an outsiders point of view.

>>723869406
i meant to actually make me do it not encouragement

>>723871257
DD/lg, humiliation/degredation

hypnotism is fine though I used to be really into mcstories as a teenager

>>723871614
Nice, I used to frequent mcstories as well, it was a great starting point for me

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>>723871614
>>723871939
D E G E N E R A C Y

>>723875023
Whoa youre finally back. Glad to see youre ok OP

>>723875023
Came so hard my cum formed into a 9mm bullet and shot my dad in the face.

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>>723875023
nice

According to this new study, people living in neighborhoods with more birds, shrubs, and trees are less likely to suffer from depression, anxiety and stress.

The study conducted at the University of Exeter, involving hundreds of people, found benefits for mental health of being able to see birds, shrubs and trees around the home, whether people lived in urban or more leafy suburban neighborhoods.

The study, which surveyed mental health in over 270 people from different ages, incomes and ethnicities, also found that those who spent less time out of doors than usual in the previous week were more likely to report they were anxious or depressed.

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After conducting extensive surveys of the number of birds in the morning and afternoon in Milton Keynes, Bedford, and Luton, the study found that lower levels of depression, anxiety and stress were associated with the number of birds people could see in the afternoon. The academics studied afternoon bird numbers – which tend to be lower than birds generally seen in the morning – because are more in keeping with the number of birds that people are likely to see in their neighborhood on a daily basis.

In the study, common types of birds including blackbirds, robins, blue tits and crows were seen. But the study did not find a relationship between the species of birds and mental health, but rather the number of birds they could see from their windows, in the garden or in their neighborhood.

Previous studies have found that the ability of most people to identify different species is low, suggesting that for most people it is interacting with birds, not just specific birds, that provides well-being.

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University of Exeter research fellow Dr. Daniel Cox, who led the study, said: “This study starts to unpick the role that some key components of nature play for our mental well-being.

“Birds around the home, and nature in general, show great promise in preventative health care, making cities healthier, happier places to live.”

The positive association between birds, shrubs and trees and better mental health applied, even after controlling for variation in neighborhood deprivation, household income, age and a wide range of other socio-demographic factors.

>>723867976
3 best dressed, best hair, best make up, actually knows how to smile.

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>>723868529
Right

>>723867976
Left

>>723871598

Mommy issues. Do you still hate her? Probs.

>>723871598
why would i text my gf when shes sucking me off?

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> be me
> be taxi driver testing out some internet marketing stuff.
> pick up couple in reno, take them to liquor store.
> hot blonde milf and some big mma fighter looking guy.
> guy goes into liquor store, blonde milf hangs over from the back of the car and tits are almost in my face.
> guy comes back and has me take them back to their hotel.
> guy says he'll give me 100$ tip to go upstairs with them to watch his wife.
> I park taxi and go inside with them. He walks like 20 feet in front and wife is on my arm.
> Get to room. Hot wife sites on my lap and starts grinding me.
> guy takes out his cock and starts fapping in a chair on other end of the room. He's tiny as fuck.
> I try to ignore him and focus on the girl.
> her underwear comes off but her ass kind of smells while I'm eating her out. Its not that bad though because she's still hot.
> get onto bed and put the one condom I had on. Start plowing but begin to go soft because the dudes watching.
> keep fucking but then the dude comes up and says he'll tip me 100$ more if he can suck me off.
> NO
> He says okay, that he just got caught up in the moment and he was really doing it for her.
> he goes into the bathroom while girl keeps sucking me off.
> I cum on her face finally since the dude isn't in the room its easier to get off.
> He only gives me 30$ but I don't care because the wife was hot and I would have done it for free.
> I take off and finish the rest of my shift.

The next cucking, if any, I get into, I don't want a dude in the room and certainly not a closet gay one.

nice pic

If you don't want to make a fool of yourself, its probably best to just avoid them, you cant logic with a women, let alone a group of them

Sounds good

>That one kid who's retarded so he just sits in the back with a coloring book as a Teachers Assistant just shadows him

>That one creepy kid who had sex with his retarded sister

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>That one kid with no friends on /b/

Proceed...

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Spanks

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Lincoln Loud

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>>723871221
Enemy spotted

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I dreamt of a cute anime lamia in a general uniform riding some naked anime guy's dick, however I couldn't see the guy's head because something was hiding it, but then I got a different angle and I could see the guy smiling as blood was just gushing out of his mouth like a waterfall. It was by then that I had realised that the cute snek was not only strangling the poor man, but straight up crushing his throat with her bare hands, she didn't seem to even notice that fact due to the look of pleasure on her face. After the man had died and his dick gone limp, she had realised the horrible snek's mistek she had done and ended up having an embarassed look on her face with the obvious though of "o shit I did it again"

Lesson of the day is that cute and murderous general snekfus are the best kind of snekfus and waifu

>>723871674
That's some Monster musume shit right here

>Be me reading this post
>Also has had dreams about DaSII Waifus
>Not about Lucatiel tho
>Dreams were actually about multiple Waifus at different points
>Waifus such as
>Desert Sorceress Waifu
>Scorpioness Najka Waifu
>Emerald Herald Waifu
>Dyna & Tilo Waifus
>ect...
>FeelsForsakenMan.jpg
>TFW you realize you have had a wet dream about two loli crows that like the silky smooth.
>FeelsLikeACrimeMan.jpg

>>723871631
Is it a 1k?

>>723871739
I just meant I have a motorcycle in general, not a cbr. It's a 1985 Yamaha VMax 1200

>>723871631
How old are you?

>>723873070
Do you have money? They like money.

Are we talking about Asian Americans or foreign students?

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>>723873207
I'm 19 and drive pic related (one like it, not exactly it.) I've always been into business and own a house rental company now while going to college. I've got a bit of money.

It isn't exactly a Lamborghini but it's better than 95% of what people my age drive. I may be trading it off in a year for a GTR or BMW M3.

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Maybe I'm at that point, I've been alone long enough, after a traumatic split, that I want to get back to knowing people. But for some reason, this time it's full neet, where I'm in visioning lives spent with someone, and whole scenarios. Fuck. When did I get so pathetic

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I'm going to walk by them again in a moment here. This time I won't smoke a cigarette during my outdoor laps of the site. Maybe they'll still be playing that lovely music. Maybe I'll talk to them

I feel us old /b/ers are finally having existential crisis as we are headed out of our 20s