For the Christians, you are aware that God and Satan worked together in the Old Testament and that God allowed Satan to tempt Job? He made Job's life a living hell JUST to see if Job would remain a follower of God and yes he did after his life got destroyed.
Also, it is never implied that the Snake/Serpent in Garden of Eden is Satan. This is only mentioned in NT (hundreds and hundreds of years later so this is I guess the longest plot twist).
And then you say that Jesus always existed since the beginning of time... well of course Jesus is never mentioned in the OT apart from sometimes "The Lord God" being mentioned but this cannot be Jesus.
So how come the NT contradicts the OT so much and how come you Christians are not bothered by this?
People say Lucifer is Satan's name but this is never implied. People just THOUGHT the passage in the OT is referring to Satan but then again it never mentions the Serpent in the Garden of Eden, nor is the war in heaven ever mentioned until NT was written.
>>743068662
You do know that all of these points you bring up were settled in like 430 AD, right?
That was hundreds and hundreds of years ago. So by your own logic you should just shut the fuck up.
Hail Satan!
>>743068662
OT and NT is just stories so the child can grow up being a better person,helping,caring etc
after u learn that u r in a point to your life that u can realize it,requires a brain thought
>>743069179
A better person who knows to only beat their slaves to within an inch of their lives.
Loli tread ?
>>743071476
That cat mounted up on that stuffed animal
What are some of the pros and cons of being a trap?
How far down the trap line is it worth going?
Are hormones too much?
>>743058684
>that thing
>a trap
He will always look like a man in a wig.
>>743059346
A cute feminine man with a sweet ass, small titties and soft skin.
>worth it
Please rate my friend Tranny :)
>>743058872
show tits
>>743058872
Show dick
I found out that my gf gave a guy a blowjob during a party 3 months ago when she was drunk. We were in relationship for a 2 years now. She was crying and talking about how she knows she did the wrong thing, its her fault and she wouldnt have done it if she wasnt drunk. I don't want to dump her, she's the girls of my dreams. Should I just let it go or what the fuck should I do? I love her very much
>>743065447
Fuck off cuckfag!
>>743065447
You fucked m8.
>>743065447
Tie her down and fuck her hard, to teach her a lesson. Then kill yourself, to teach yourself a lesson.
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Pics you shouldn't share
>>743064909
you should definitely not have shared that one
FB/IG fap 2
>>743068438
Fuck this autistic thread
R34 thread. Bonus points for uncensored.
>>743066750
OP is pathetic
>>743066938
How so, I'm just asking for a r34 thread cause there ain't one and people like em
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My shrink is hitting on me
> Pic related
> Got myocarditis
> Still, occasionally feel alien-burst-grade chest pains
> Heart docs says nope, yer good, even though we refuse to investigate the second inflammation due to invasive-op risk
> Tells me it's in my head
> Gives me time to see a psychologist
> Whatev
> Go see the shrink one day
> Kind of hot, you know like your moms friend-hot middle aged, female shrink.
> She's quite nice
> Comfy armchairs
> See her several times a week
> GF asks me if it's helping
> Tell her maybe, still hard time believing it's in my head but hey, lets try you know
> Time goes by
> Shrink, lets call her "Sara" gets more touchy
> Sits really close to me, knees touching on her initiation
> Hand on shoulder ,squeezing it a bit
> She tells me that the chest pains are psychosomatic
> It's good I'm with her, her ex-husband had the same condition
> You were married?
> We recently divorced
> I'm sorry
> Stuff that happens you know..
> Right...
> How about you? How's your personal life?
> Thinking she's just digging about those psychosomatic triggers I tell her about my GF
> She wants to know more, asks about our sex life
> Question her on why she wants to know
> She defends her argument by saying she "needs" to know in order to help me, it's not about necessarily wanting
> Ask her, so you don't want to know?
> She admits she's curious but mainly needs to know to be able to help me
> Alright...
> Pushes my by saying it's all confidential
> Everything is between just you and me anon
> Alright Sara. What do you want to know?
> She asks me if we are sexually active
> Tell her no, not really, due to GF working on overcoming some personal issues in her history
> But we do have oral sex, and like petting, we had anal once, she came instantly and we haven't done it again since
> Vaginal, due to her problems, is too tight and thus painful for both
> Sara scribbles stuff down on her pad
> Asks me if I find it stressful to not have sex
> Tell her it could be better
> Asks me how I find my release
> Ask Sara what exactly she's asking about
> You know, ejaculation? Do you masturbate when your GF is unavailable?
> Fail to see how this is relevant
> She quickly adds that she just wants to be thoroughly with my case as to not miss or overlook something important
> Ok, no I rarely masturbate, I don't really find it exciting to do things alone
> Sara continued asking me about outlets
> Told her about all the things I used to do, free diving, weight lifting, martial arts yadayada
> Had a ton of sex with my ex but she was a bit abusive so I left her
> current gf is an angel but probably won't be able to satisfy me until years later.
> She asks me if I'm happy with her, if I have thought about others or if I'm sure about my choice
> Tell her I'm sure about all my personal choices
> No anxiety there.
> Good anon, Sara scribbles down more stuff
> She tells me she very much wants to see me the nexy day to try some things to see if I experience anxiety in relation to them or not.
> Uh, ok.
>>743064360i wanna know more
>>743064713
> That night, GF gives me a blowjob but stops before I cum
> Ask her why and she shrugs, says she doesn't feel like having it in her mouth
> Too tired to argue, we get to sleep
> Next day, dick a bit sore, almost blueballed damnit
> Get to work
> Feel a bit uncomfy in my body
> Get home to eat before shrink and GF apologizes for last night
> Tell her not to, I don't like apologies, better to do a better choice next time
> Give her a fat smile to avoid any bitterness
> kind of works
> Eat and go to shrink
> She has changed from her normal fancy-pants to a short dress
> Pic related
> Instant aware of penis, so sore right now, but doesn't really hurt, just worked up
> She tells me I look flustered
> Do I Sara? Yeah maybe I am
> Been a lot lately you know..
> No, I don't know anon, tell me.
> I'm hesitant
> She crosses her legs
> my eyes auto-seek to her crack and shamefully catch a glimpse of her panties
> oh god, she's smiling at me
> I am not making you uncomfy am I, anon?
> no,no , I'm sorry, GF always wears pants so I'm just not used to.. well, skirts, I'm sorry
> Sara smiles, that middle-aged-heart-warming-mommy smile
> I melt a bit inside
> She asks if her dress makes me uncomfy
> No, just, unusual for me, I'll get over it soon enough, I've been a bit on edge lately..
> Asks me why
> Tell her about GF sucking me off and leaving me like that
> Tell her about me being annoyed with GF's apology
> Saras look pierces my eyes
> Did you feel anxious confronting her about it?
> Well, a bit, you know, afraid, or at least,yeah, anxious she should lash out on me
Sit on faces.
>>743061608
What should I cook for dinner tomorrow.
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Dunners appreciation edition
>>743061938
dunners is a good cunt edition
>>743061964
also why are IDs even gone?
gay