I dont have much time but please listen to what im telling you all. I just got in from Antarctica. Stationed there for the past 18 months. Its time for you all to go to your loved ones and i find somewhere safe. I wish i could say that it will pass but i cant. What we found is evil. Some sort of self replicating humanoid. It was dormant, frozen if or sort of. All i know is that its fucking scary as hell and there seems to be no way to stop it. Im taking such a huge risk talking about this but it doesnt matter. We are all fucked. Im almost done packing about 5 min out then im destroying this device. Dont sit around hoping for your tv to tell you what to do because they aint going to tell you shit about this. I doubt they even know. God bless you all
BTFO
Pete approves this message.
My penis has been stinging and discolored since I went in raw on this girl i met in highschool and saw on backpage. i have the urge to slice it off. Before i do so I want to know if i have any stds pic related
Pics with time stamp of dick or it didn't happen
>>723892441
Bubyntfn
New to smoking weed, what's best way to smoke it?
How much do ya pay for it?
>>723891558
Bong andas depends on location
I smoke out gravity bongs mainly or my roommate rolls a joint ( he loves those)
I pay 200 for an ounce in an illegal state.l from a reliable plug
About $8-10/gram here in WA state. Edibles are becoming way more popular. Kinda like them.
NZ/New Zealand Thread
>>723890647
kia ora guys
why haven't I seen a women with hairy legs before?
find a flaw
>>723890115
Wart over right eye.
And about 50 lbs over weight.
HER ENTIRE FACE
She breaks floors /thread
MIKE HERE.. idk who the fuck was saying they were jack griff but my name isnt jack.. in still on the road, last thread 404'd... But im alive and im not pulling a steering wheel.
Lol, good. Holy shit.
>>723892305
I'm as confused as a nigger.
Proof you're Mike?
Only trips removes the censor.
second trips gets her full imgur album link!
>tons of nudes!
Check em bitch
Sauce? Haven't seen her in years. A name is all i need. Will be forever greatful!
Bump
Just gonna keep bumping.
They call me Pete. You've probably seen me around here a couple times.
Hi Pete
call me Rob
Owen here for the party
no get thread?
shame shame...
fucking noobs
do it faggot
>>723888807
I don't care about myself but I do care about my family and they do care about me. I can't put them through something like thay
However limited your options are you still should have found a better one than asking /b/ for help. Try a suicide help helpline if it doesn't work it's not like you will be imbarrassed about it when you're dead.
>>723889090
you're being fucking selfish if you're only thinking about what you're doing to others
man the fuck up and do it. post timestamps too. stream it. it doesnt fucking matter when youre dead so stop being selfish about it
ITT Rhymes with tarnation
Let's see some dubs niggers
Whats ️in
>>723889327
Testing....
Test 2..
>>723889496
No?
>>723889329
Fuck it
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?
>Never had a GF, nor any kind of romantic/sexual contact with anyone
>A month ago, drunk with my best friend and skyping this girl
>Drunk us actually convinces her to take of her shirt
>Keeps sending nudes, stops after a while, whatever: just a slut
>Two weeks go by
>Meet QT 17 y/o Girl, she's super into me
>Didn't realize she has the mentality of a 12 y/o edgy teen
>We have a date on friday now
>Two days ago
>Best friend on skype call with another Girl I knew for ages
>Hot AF
>Outta nowwhere, serious:
>"I sorta want anon to fuck me in the ass"
>Dumb af Friend says that I have a girlfriend now
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO? HOW?
>>723889019
None of this happened after the "never had a great" part
>>723889358
*never had a gf
>>723889400
I know it sounds like the biggest lie, but it's true
I'm literally memed to the core