Simple, b/ faces therad. I want to know how ugly I m
ehhhhehhhhhhhhh
6/10? thats not very generous since im not gay
i think girls would find you attractive
>>723891330
please consult an eye doctor friend.
6-7 out of 10. Straightfag like the other anon though so my opinion doesn't count
I'm an alcoholic. My wife cut me off recently from all drinks but I've been bringing beer home after work, hiding it, and pounding them after she goes to bed. Ask this piece of shit anything.
Is your wife into anal? Not trying to be a dick, but your wife is the only thing from that story that interest me.
>>723891742
Fair enough. And yes.
What is your first name?
not the best start
>>723890324
>That stomach
>>723892072
sister?
Its late night in some places but perfect night in others, so what are you drinking tonight ? How drunk are you ?
Alcoholics unite.
not drunk, just enjoying
>>723890961
I still havent found a decent go to beer. I'm no hipster, but drinking craft stuff can be eh. I would drink Narragansetts, but the midwest doesn't sell it
60% drunk here
Hey guys. I have a problem that's not directly related to DBZ games/anime, but I don't think /pol/ or /adv/ know enough about DBZ to help me out.
I know that this is going to sound incredibly autistic, but I cannot function in social settings unless I imagine myself as a Dragon Ball character. No, I don't go around saying "I'm Goku, a Saiyan raised on earth!" or try to fly or anything. I just feel myself with the overall demeanor of a DBZ character. I can pass off as a normie well with this.
>I choose DBZ characters that already compliment my personality. My main 3 are Piccolo (When I'm feeling quiet but confident), Vegeta (When I'm feeling a bit smug/cocky) and Broly (When I'm feeling a bit edgy). I also have a rotating list of DBZ characters that I can use. I've done Bulma, Trunks, Gohan, Great Ape Bardock, Cell, Mr Satan, etc...
>But my problem is, I have a Christmas party with my co-workers tonight, and I'm not sure which DBZ character I should be. I want to be a bit more outgoing and talkative than usual, but not TOO much. I had a bad experience with Yamcha this spring, when I got a bit TOO confident, so I don't want to use him. I'd like to try a Dragon Ball GT character, but I'm not sure which once. I like Super 17, but I feel like he would make me come across as an autist. I was actually thinking about Gogeta, but not being canon hurts him a bit.
Do you guys have any ideas for a DBZ character that would be sociable and confident, but not too much so?
I can't
I'm drunk as fuck and this is the best thing I have ever read, thank you OPZ.
Cock rate thread
rate mine
(I had a parasitic twin removed when I was a baby)
-1/12
>>723890653
2/2
is there any wayto wiew private Instagram profiles ?
>>723891566
I too am wondering the same
bump
>>723891566
Just hit follow you pussy
The three last numbers of your post are the SCP you are stuck with in a room for 24 hours, how fucked are you?
>>723890892
roll
>>723890892
Rolling
SHIT, HOW SHOULD I RESPOND??
I have to do this very, very carefully.
>be a 23 year old dumb shit
>be looking at pics of my 8 year old cousin in a bikini at 2 am on facebook last night
>yes
>yes, you know what comes next. I really was THAT fucking stupid
>accidentally liked one
>and apparently aunt karen monitors her facebook pretty closely because I just got a message from her saying,
>"Quick question. Why were you looking at pictures of Samantha playing on the beach at such a late hour?"
how the fuck should i respond to this?? just play it off? say something like, yea i was just catching up on pics on facebook
but the album is from last year, anyway
>>723890346
Were you in the set at all?
>>723890346
You're an adult, tell her to fuck off. You didn't do shit wrong.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, Aunt Karen? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, auntie.
How can /b/ fuck with my friends social media? Good idea will get his info
>Notyourpersonalarmy.png
>>723892202
Awh but I thought I could command you around
NEW YLYL THREAD
>>723891155
Okay.
Did he do it?
No, he said he didn't.
>>723890535
Yeah.
still ran away from cops like a fuckin retard
How do I get $10 very quick I need $10
>>723891178
suck 100 dicks
Why?
>>723891178
Start a patreon account where you draw lewd shit for people, 1$ get their requests filled. you might have to draw dicks on fictional characters but at least its more honest than kickstarter or even begging on 4chins. all these faggots are broke, are you new or just retarded?
Generally speaking, what career path should a 20 year old with the world in front of him go down? I'm having a real hard time working out what to do with my life.
>>723891547
Bump
Well, based off yout pst you seem optimistic but not too bright. Try middle school teacher
>>723891680
I depise children. So that's a no go.
>trying to find an attractive girl that doesn't have a boyfriend or kids
>>723892011
get a high powered electromagnet
I see some usefull method into the deep web.
>>723892074
TO REV UP THOSE DICKS