What did you give up for Lent?
I gave up 4chan
eating in between meals
Threesomes with hot Asian hookers. It's going to be rough, until Easter.
nothing im not a fag lol
Isn't it crazy that all it takes to become a dad is for cum to come out your dick? I think about how absurd it is too. Like how every person you meet, EVERY ONE, has crawled out of a vagina
literally an entire race of people born from cum
I mean at least us dudes never have to deal with a little nigger leeching off our food inside of us.
That's even more fucked up
>>724043536
At some point in your existence, you were the most motivated and successful sperm out of millions.
For most of us, that's the peak.
>>724043536
>mfw c-section
>never touched a vagina
>not even my moms :^(
did you cried when moufasa died?
Who?
>>724043540
lion king remimber?
>>724043328
Lion King reference?
YLYL
>>724042835
mhm
I guess I won
Dubs
>>724043666
>>724043666
Trips
>>724043666
god damn
Anti-Trump cunts: If Hillary won the Dow Jones industrial average would not be at 21,000 like it is today
Eat a bag of dicks you bitch ass niggers
very edgy and original posting thank you very much
>>724043327
trump supporters STILL butthurt (for no apparent reason). Sad.
before election: HILLARY IS OWNED BY WALL STREET, LOCK HER UP!
after the election: LOOK HOW GOOD WALL STREET IS DOING, THAT'S GOOD FOR AMERICA!
I need new fap mat. show me your best.
Also check these bad boys
>>724044458
Meh, worth a try
worst thread ever FUCK YOU
>>724042858
Fuck you
>>724042858
no fuck you OP
>>724042858
ITT: We pretend it's 2004
But it ain't
Nuke Saddam !
>>724043205
Holy fuck Eminem is old
/b/ what is this
I'm a virgin
It's itchy
How do you get rid of it
>>724043385
after shower, moisturising lotion.
Cream. Anything vitamin E, even Caster oil.
>>724043462
cheers
0705902304
Only call if you're in sweden
prank call him xd
no xd
Fuck off faggot
why?
Worth a fap to her? I've got some stufffff
>>724042974
let's see more?
1-10?
>>724043208
7.6/10
Alright /b/ros, my dad hooked up with this milf a few months ago who just sent me this message that she was glad I was in her life. And that she has enjoyed getting to know me. I have always sensed a bit of seductive and flirtation with her. What do.
>pic unrelated
Show us the text so we know exactly how to respond
>>724043019
Sounds like she intends to leave your dad and she's giving you the "Mommy and Daddy don't love each other anymore but they still love you" talk.
>my dad is fucking a woman
>she sent me a text so i have a raging boner
>i posted about it on 4chan
i can assure you, she is not trying to fuck you, dobby
you should check out Snapchat Z .com and leak anyones nudes
i just found/saw my dick pics on this site
Please don't show the site so it gets patched
They just updated Snapchat so it will only functioning for a few days
Can anyone recommened a nose hair trimmer? Pic related
>>724042717
remington or braun are pretty good, wahl ones suck
pull them out like a real man, plebe
Jesus the nose hairs are the least of your problems