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It might take awhile before I update the animations please be patient.
After traveling for 12 years, the science vessel sent from earth with 5 crew members to search for life on distant planets came across 3 earth-like planets that might contain life.
>Dubs decide where to land:
>1. Blue planet
>2. Red planet
>3. Green planet
>4. Red light
Top left corner shows: Population, Food, Water, Fuel.
RULES:
Dubs decide MINOR events.
Trips decide MAJOR events.
10 Fuel is required to return to orbit.
Example: An astronaut was ejected into space.
Try keep the story going and make it somewhat realistic.
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Greeeeeeeen
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Red light
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>>724047256
roll
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Hey /b/, how do I drop hints to a girl that I want to date her?
>pic not related
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>>724046348
Ask her out on a date
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>>724046419
I'm shy as fuck though
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tell her your looking good today. i meant like compliment her.
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Ask me anything about my ex
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Is she Steve-o's sister?
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Bitch look like a dude
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...................mmmmm...................log......................shit...............................creamy.........................warm...........................slidding..................................
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>>724045360
Poor..... Lame.... Cringey..... Attempt...... At..... Making....... A........ Meme
I pray every night that you get doxx'd, you unfunny desperate cunt.
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This shit is actually starting to make me laugh. A testament to OP's drive to make this work.
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>>724045360
I was one of the first known anons to have sucked an actual log of shit out of Andy Sixx' asshole back in 2013...
I've gotta say, it was fucking glorious. I'll never forget the feels of when that first tip of his mud-brown turtle head pierced my lips. I made my mouth into a Hoover vacuum cleaner so as to fully accept the full girth of his loaf as he shot his shit log right down my waiting throat. Ahhhhhhh... Good times.
Anyway... AMA
Trolls will be ignored
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ITT: God-tier villains
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Show good or bad but this faggot can act
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>>724045077
I couldn't finish that series. It got too boring.
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Quads and I'll release a super rare sextape of Emma Watson having strap-on sex.
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>>724045791
Rolling
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>>724045791
Sure
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gimme
Tell me wouldnt slam dat pussy /b/
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there ain't a lot i wouldn't slam. i a ditch diver
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She got thicc
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do chicks seriously only go for guys with huge monster cocks?
19/m here, ive only ever fooled around with one chick, i'm your standard,slim averaged cocked guy...
long story short, girl laughed at cock when it was not even hard, i got hard for like a second then lost it because she laughed... then i asked her if i was small and she said my ex was huge, but you're fine. why did you laugh? no answer
girls are you currently in a relationship or have ever been in one with a guy with an average cock? i'm only slinging a 5-6 incher here and it fucking blows.
she said her ex was around the 8 inch mark and then went on about how it used to hurt.... but she loved looking at it....
the only good thing about the night was i got to eat my first pussy out and she thinks i've done it before...
she hasn't text me since though. pretty sure she doesnt want me. fuck genetics
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>>724046098
sucks to suck. Get over it, pussy.
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>>724046098
Some girls are size queens - don't waste your time with them. Some girls realize that average sized dicks can work just fine. And some girls are happy with damn near anything, so long as you get them off any way possible as much as possible. It's almost like different people have different preferences or something.
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Hey that's why you learn to eat pussy cap. Also I doubt highly she isn't interested because of the cock, most likely it's due to your lack of confidence that she probably saw on your face.
WWYD
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>>724045795
See how many rounds that ass could take before it got loose. Then get blown until the gape closes
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>>724045967
Id be so tight around your dick that if you closed your eyes you would think I was sucking your dick
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>>724046152
See how many rounds it'd take until cum was drooling out of your ass and you just laid in a puddle of your own jizz
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well /b/?
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Apple
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>>724046374
Ape
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asshole
Why are black Americans so envied?
What does the jealousy stem from?
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Fuck nicki is so damn hot
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envied? lol they're looked down upon if anything, because they deserve to be looked down upon MOST of the time.
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>>724045701
By whom?
Kek Jamie Foxx got assaulted, called a nigger and subsequently kicked out of a club here a few days ago.
>I love my country
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How did we go from the cool smart black president to the dumb vulgar orange idiotic one?
What the fuck happened?
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>>724044431
nigger lied through his teeth, disappointed voters swung the other way. I'd know, I voted for both of them.
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so /b/, I've been thinking about getting some budder and making some edibles. a guy I know can get some but he doesn't have a price yet. very new to it so I was looking for some advice.
how much does good budder usually cost?
will baking with it stink up my house?
any other tips/advice are welcome. help a guy out
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Takes about a quarter punce to make equivalent of a stick of budder and it's an annoying yet easy process, price accordingly to your local black market rates.
I prefer brownies just personal taste, I find cookies to be a little more "dank" tasting. Baking will make your house smell a little bit, but not like it would if you made the budder yourself.
Buttered toast is a good way to go too, add a little cinnamon or honey and make a toastwich.
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>>724045694
ounce*
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Personally when I make edibles I make firecrackers.
They're cheap and easy to make and they work extremely well.
I also find it easier to choose the dose like that.
Heres the ones I make.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-5a12uIE6E
Cooking the weed before putting it in the cookies really stinks up the house though but it removes all the taste from it.
More unknown girl plz
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want moar?
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Nice ass?
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Its lent and i know how religious /b/ is. So for those of you who havent given anything up yet, roll for something to give up:
01: Any animal product (go vegan)
02: Any form of drugs (therapeutic or
recreational)
03: Straight porn
04: Eggs
05: cheese
06: Smoking (weed or tobacco)
07: beef
08: Anime
09: posting dem dank memes bruh
10: being a cuck
11: Alcohol
12: TV
13: Manga
14: Fapping
15: Reading any news other than 'news' from Huffington post and buzzfeed
16: Deodorant
17: 4chan (except /int/)
18: Toothpaste
19: Fish
20: Being patriotic
21: Any sexual activity
22: being gay (if applicable)
23: taking part in YLYL threads
24: Taking part in any thread other than trap threads
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>>724044964
wow you got smoking good job
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>>724044660
what if i roll 25?
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>>724044660
Roll