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Ask a guy who sucks cock through a local glory hole anything.
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where is the hole? is it just in the public?
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why are you a fag
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>>724048587

Why a glory hole...why not just set something up thats less sketchy?

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last creepshot image maxed. part 2 creep/hidden cam!
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coworker today
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>>724047854
see through leggings

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roast me
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you are beautiful
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>>724049324
*roast beef
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thank god you will die quickly and never get kids

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dubs decides what kinda pizza I order from pizza hut
toppings, size, crust, and special instructions
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Nothing but pineapple
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>>724047311
whole pizza covered in anchovies and pineapple.
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Left everything right nothing

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Sister and the cousins...which one would you pick and wwyd?
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>>724047632
Would titty fuck left and then cum on her face.
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>>724048176
please no shitskins
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>>724047632
Middle. I'm a sucker for a cute face.

Consentual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

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My neighbor is a drug addict. He frequently has unfavorable people (OBVIOUS crackheads/hookers/coke dealers) at his house. Sometimes they will knock on my door or pull in my driveway because our houses look similar.

I'm sick of this, I live too far away from the sheriff's office and by the time I keep calling the police about them shooting drugs or smoking what I assume i crack in my neighbors driveway and yard they are long gone. It takes the police at least 20 minutes to get here, I once waited an hour and they came back twice and left before the cop got here. An once the police do get here they never do anything, They knock on the guys door and obviously he doesn't answer and they leave. That's it

I guess I finally got angry about it today, Today one knocked on my door AGAIN, I answered the door with a handgun and said If i see you on my property again I will kill you and walked outside into my yard and yelled to the 3 hookers standing in his yard that If anyone comes on my property I will kill them as well while holding the gun pointed towards the ground.


I kind of thought one of the hookers or the guy that knocked on my door would call the police so I went inside and put my gun away and waited. It's been 4 hours and the police haven't come so I'm going to assume no one called them.
How can I keep these hookers/drug addicts off my property or better yet get them to stop coming to his house all together?
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Just shoot them OP. They trespassed.
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I say
Do some coke
Fuck some whores
Yes that's sounds fun
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>>724049036
Negotiate you dumbass. Say you'll turn a blind eye to it if you get your way with a/the hookers x times a week.

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I fucked it up /b/.

>Be me 32yo M
>This december and after 6 years together, my gf disappeared without giving a reason out of the blue.
>She kept saying "Im the same, I didnt change, why are you worried?" and didnt want to meet up in person. I was prepared for the worst.
Two weeks later she changed her whatsapp profile picture hugging another guy.
>Spent my worst christmas holidays in years, horrible january and so on.
>I tried to delete her from everywhere, but my mind is weak and I found the new guy's facebook and info. She was the 'vulture type', you know, following her everywhere and saying "your bf doesnt care about you, I can live with you 24/7, you are the best girl ever I love you so much".
>She texted me 5 days ago. She answered some of my questions "Yes, I still think of you, OP" "Im kinda miss you" and a few more. She didnt answer my last question and Ive been waiting since then.
>This weekend was carnival party, we never went to those parties because we didnt like them. Guess what. I couldnt help entering the guys fb, and I saw 4 pictures of both of them with their costumes and with horrible comments from the guy about how much he loves her.

Now, alone at home and destroyed once again, I come to you /b/. I have no friends left after so many years and I just cant sleep or rest anymore.
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Bumping for help or advice
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Find your balls.

Stop talking to her.

Go to the gym.
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Want to help ya but dont know how to.
best of luck bro

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Anon you suddenly die and 10 minutes later your body is found.

What will they see?
Pic related.
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nice thread i have here
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I recreated the Trump family in the sims 3 and downloaded mods that let Trump and Ivanka fuck in full pornographic nudity.
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>>724045480
They will find me self-hanged wearing a negligee and thigh-hi's.

Oh wait, I'm not British.

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What would /b/ do to her?
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>>724044494
fuck her
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teach her about the value of a proper diet and exercise and not to sum up her life by the value of her cleavage.
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>>724044494
I'll bite your dick off and shit in your fucking ear

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Cute teens you want to cover in cum
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Rate thread /b/ros
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>>724045649
Downsyqueer/10
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Do you guys think im pretty?
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>>724046554
5/10

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rhello /b/, do you have more butter face? plz
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>>724045171
Fuck yeah, bring it!!!
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do u havé more picture like that?
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Mixed chick I used to bang. She turned lesbo

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Trips decides what we do with Tana!
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>>724045502
Say Nigger 8^]
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Make a song out of her saying the word nigger.
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Leave her alone. She is very dumb and will fuck her own life up, she dosnt need any help

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What's your excuse for not going /nofap/?

Daily reminder that porn is what's wrong with you, not because it is some construct of the devil, not even because it was started by jews, but because you're wired to get addicted to it. There's no beating it, there's no self control. Understand you must eradicate it.

http://yourbrainonporn.com/doing-what-you-evolved-to-do

Also for any shitty troll attempts: don't bother, I'm on /b/ because I've gotten past it and want to help others get past it as well.
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actually, I've been struggling to do this for a few weeks now. I masturbate a few times a day. And I noticed it's getting really hard to come. I mean like, I often don't finish, because I just can't reach orgasm. And if I want to finish, I have to be really rough and fast with my hands.

Now, I have a new gf (10/10) for a few weeks, and I'm not able to cum while having sex, nor bj , nor anal etc. And that is really frustrating. There is just not enough friction, speed, etc.

This makes me think that I must have masturbated every sensitivity out of my dick.

I think the only solution is to go cold turkey, cut the porn, don't touch my dick except for washing, to regain my normal sensitivity and being able to cum while having normal sex.
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>>724047235
Do it then, you know it must be done.

It often helps to tell your partner about it as well, even if it's hard, just so she knows what's going on. Remember: it's not your fault, it's societies fault.
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ive actually never fapped in my bedroom. im always jacking off in front of my computer in the living room.

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I recently found out I had been abused for decades, including intimately when I was a child.

Ask me anything.
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How did you find out
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>>724046453
Explain a bit, how did you " found"?
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>>724046644
He saw his asshole in a mirror, by accident.

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