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And another one

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>>743173568
F-faggots.

>>743173725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYX_kqwWoHo

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>>743174641
faget.
mine is better

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is this a bad tattoo thread now?

>>743166626

cont

>i get my first erection.
>i have NO idea of what it is
>don't tell my parents, they must not know i'm still vrooming
>i just think that it's full of piss, so everytime i vroom and it gets hard i go to the bathroom to piss.
>i piss, it gets soft again, i go back to vrooming. it gets hard again. repeat.
>once i can't piss anymore i just stop vrooming and go on with my life

so, basically, i never orgasm until i discover fapping. i literally fucking edged myself until... well, now you'll see.

>i discover how babies are born and what sex is. i'm grossed out by it, pussies look nasty.
>people say it feels good doe, and they wanna feel it
>i thought i was blessed because i knew what vrooming was, and i knew it simulated sex.
> I DIDN'T NEED THE STINKY PUSSIES.
>one day i decide to reveal my secret to a friend of mine.
>"Hey alex, you know that i found a way to feel how sex is like?"
>"yea anon, i know! fapping! i do it all the time!"
>"fapping? really? wow... what is it?"
>"you sit down, put your dick in your hand and start moving your hand up and down"
>"huh, never done that. i have my own way."

New thread in class: FAPPING.
keep in mind, we were all 9yo toddlers.

>start talking of fapping everyday
>a friend of mine buys a phone
>brings it to school
>"hey guys, let's look for HUGE TITTIES!"

We then discover what porn is.

>everybody loves porn
>one day... we try fapping
>IN CLASS
>DURING REC TIME
>we went to the back of the class, behind bags and desks, and they pulled their dicks out and jerked to porn.
>i never jerked off in class, because i preferred VROOMING
>a classmate from peru one day... does something incredible.
>in the middle of class, while fapping
>he feels... good...

cont

>>743166626
what the fuck lol

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You must be fun at parties, OP.

>>743169839
Interested. Your girl?>>743170022

>>743168505
Also, pics in preview are kinda cropped because imgur square thumbs... so like A1 is really a full body shot.

>>743168555
Oh shit.... self trips! :)

j3

one reason?

ok, because you dont "believe in" it.

you believe in there being an invisible, intangiable, ephemeral being or beings that supposedly have omnipitent powers over us, without there being any evidence for them.

not believing in any such nonsense is what constitutes atheism.

Same, you must be completely retarded to enjoy anime.

can u die plz, lol

Anyone who disrespects people because they like anime. Initial D is the greatest story of our time, fucking magical artwork I tell you.

555

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Roll

rawlin

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>>743168767

>2.) Soll Kiki ins Gas?

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>>743168767

>>743169049
+++

mcgregor

the jews who will make a billion dollars on this.

the losers are the people watching it online because it's going to be a hug-fest

>>743165919
>mcgregor

RRRROOOOLLLLLLLL

R o l l

pls

>>743169064
>How long have you been on 4chan?
Don't know. Longtime. I come, and go for a while.
>How did you find out about 4chan?
iirc someone told me about it in a chatroom where i was talking shit in.
>What was your first board?
/a/
>What was your first post about?
Don't remember. I do remember that I didn't know how to post at first.
>Why are you still here?
No one ever leaves.

Post more gundam pics pls.

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>How long have you been on 4chan?
3 years
>How did you find out about 4chan?
was at a friends house and he browsed on here after a game of league
>What was your first board?
/b/
>What was your first post about?
advice about my gf
>Why are you still here?
idk, just bored sometimes

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>>743169587

>>743169927
jews have a strong academic work ethic. dont be mad.

They'll just find someone else to manipulate. The final solution is called that for a reason.