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Drawthread

Scaly fugs edition

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>girlfriend goes to college
>befriends some mulatto girl (she pretty much looks black)
>ask my gf if we can do a threesome
>black girl isn't interested in a threesome
>she is down to have sex with my gf though
>go along
>this goes on for a month
>masturbate or have sex with my gf while listening to her stories about eating out and rubbing the other girl
>ask gf if I can watch them do it
>nope
>some more months go by like this
>figured they would get tired
>nope, gf and black girl still have plenty of sex
>gf breaks up with me
>what
>she moves in with the black girl
>they're in a lesbian "relationship" now

Both girls know all this humiliating shit about me and I'm afraid they will use it against me.

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Vegan hate thread.

Vegans don't realize that proteins found in veggies are only part of what is needed by your body. All veggie or all meat diets are bad for you. You need a good balance of both.

Also, vegans are pretentious assholes who think that they are better than non-vegans, and they do shit like make threads on /b/ worrying about what other people eat or stare at you when you eat meat.

Fuck vegans.

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How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.

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Okay fags. I had an idead and I want you all to play a part in it.

We are going to make a song, an anthem of /b/ if you like.

We are all gona write the song, 3 words per post, and I'm gonna jam it all into a text to speech software, and a little jam to it, an upload it to youtube.

also, dubs decide if the voice is male or male. Trips decides the photo that will be uploaded with the video to youtube.

Will deliver as I am not a faggot like the others

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THREAD

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Walk in.
See this.
What do?

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Tribute thread continue with OP pic

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I like comics
Does /b/ like comics?

Story time everyone!

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Hunger Games, again! First 23 are in.

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I am muslim and cannot stand atheists.

All of you are dumb, gullible sheep who cannot think on their own and repeat everything they hear from their autistic parents and friends.

I've realized that as soon as someone tries to debate with you, you see the logical flaws of your belief and stutter about m-muh science.

I've reverted all of my friends into muslims just by talking with them.

Debate me as well and you'll also want to be muslim. In the end all of you will see the light.

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s/floof

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If the election were held today, how would you vote?

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What's on your mind, /b/? Vent here.

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Girls youve fucked part 82618