Archived threads in /b/ - Random - 5110. page

Anonymous
2017-03-04 11:21:21 Post No.724375452
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: 20170217_223635-1.jpg (536KB, 2187x2287px) Image search: [Google]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:21:21 Post No. 724375452 [Report] [View this topic]

Just confronted my rmm8 who was stealing my weed.

I told him i dont wanna be forced to lace my weed and find whoever is stealing my stuff in the hospital. Just incase he thinks I'm joking around im gonna roll a few poison joints with dirt cheap weed. What is some things that i can lace it with that will really fuck him up should i lose joints again

207 Posts / 16 Images View this topic

207 posts and 16 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:22:36 Post No.724375557
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:22:36 Post No.724375557 [Report]

>>724375452
rat poison? no idea, mate

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:23:50 Post No.724375666
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:23:50 Post No.724375666 [Report]

>>724375452
don't :(
you could give him something really horrible and ruin his life while also being put in a prison
would you really want that

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:25:19 Post No.724375800
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:25:19 Post No.724375800 [Report]

>>724375666
Dumbass anon worried about prison when roommate literally stealing weed.
Not trips, doe

Anonymous
2017-03-04 11:39:22 Post No.724377076
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: Screen Shot 2017-03-04 at 6.38.06 PM.png (401KB, 536x890px) Image search: [Google]

401KB, 536x890px

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:39:22 Post No. 724377076 [Report] [View this topic]

This will never not sound fucking bananas.

82 Posts / 74 Images View this topic

82 posts and 74 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:50:06 Post No.724378000
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:50:06 Post No.724378000 [Report]

>>724377076
it makes me want to kill myself

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:50:58 Post No.724378074
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:50:58 Post No.724378074 [Report]

>>724378000
Trips

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:51:47 Post No.724378133
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:51:47 Post No.724378133 [Report]

>>724377076
Just think how bad Hillary had to be for him to win

Anonymous
2017-03-04 11:44:25 Post No.724377553
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: ap,220x200,12x12,1,ffffff,t-pad,220x200,ffffff.u2.jpg (9KB, 220x200px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 220x200px

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:44:25 Post No. 724377553 [Report] [View this topic]

my little sister caught me masturbating and told my parents. now im grounded for a month.

how can i get her back? she really loves her cat so i was thinking something involving her cat

88 Posts / 20 Images View this topic

88 posts and 20 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:45:02 Post No.724377611
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:45:02 Post No.724377611 [Report]

>>724377553
fuck the cat

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:45:34 Post No.724377648
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:45:34 Post No.724377648 [Report]

dont touch her cat you fucking degenerate

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:45:56 Post No.724377679
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:45:56 Post No.724377679 [Report]

bet u wont do it pussy

Anonymous
2017-03-04 11:29:22 Post No.724376185
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: bone1.jpg (45KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 800x600px

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:29:22 Post No. 724376185 [Report] [View this topic]

Found bone hiking in woods?
What organism is it from? Wat do?

175 Posts / 20 Images View this topic

175 posts and 20 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:29:49 Post No.724376222
[Report] Image search: [Google]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:29:49 Post No.724376222 [Report]

File: bone2.jpg (45KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 800x600px

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:30:08 Post No.724376250
[Report] Image search: [Google]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:30:08 Post No.724376250 [Report]

File: bone3.jpg (44KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 800x600px

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:30:23 Post No.724376273
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:30:23 Post No.724376273 [Report]

>>724376222
Up butt is what do.

Anonymous
2017-03-04 11:18:57 Post No.724375251
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: voli_velik_kurac.jpg (62KB, 515x720px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 515x720px

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:18:57 Post No. 724375251 [Report] [View this topic]

fb / ig fap thread, v44

221 Posts / 139 Images View this topic

221 posts and 139 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:19:50 Post No.724375320
[Report] Image search: [Google]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:19:50 Post No.724375320 [Report]

File: Capture.png (511KB, 466x591px) Image search: [Google]

511KB, 466x591px

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:20:27 Post No.724375376
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:20:27 Post No.724375376 [Report]

>>724375320
give more anon

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:22:55 Post No.724375583
[Report] Image search: [Google]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:22:55 Post No.724375583 [Report]

File: Captuwwwwre.png (604KB, 554x551px) Image search: [Google]

604KB, 554x551px

>>724375376
wwyd?

Anonymous
2017-03-04 11:03:47 Post No.724374053
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: WHOOPS.jpg (29KB, 620x348px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 620x348px

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:03:47 Post No. 724374053 [Report] [View this topic]

Looks like Obama illegally wiretapped President Trump.

WHOOPS.

Obama's facing serious prison time.

331 Posts / 59 Images View this topic

331 posts and 59 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:05:41 Post No.724374192
[Report] Image search: [Google]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:05:41 Post No.724374192 [Report]

File: average-b-user.jpg (79KB, 430x311px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 430x311px

>>724374053
>IM DOIN IT MOM
>IM SHITPOSTIN!

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:06:10 Post No.724374223
[Report] Image search: [Google]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:06:10 Post No.724374223 [Report]

File: pop-art.jpg (198KB, 834x1000px) Image search: [Google]

198KB, 834x1000px

>>724374053
Did he do it cause he's black or cause he's actually a Muslim?

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:07:28 Post No.724374320
[Report] Image search: [Google]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:07:28 Post No.724374320 [Report]

File: 760-large_default.jpg (19KB, 264x264px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 264x264px

>>724374192

Anonymous
2017-03-04 10:18:31 Post No.724370025
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: 147324768234.png (17KB, 768x614px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 768x614px

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:18:31 Post No. 724370025 [Report] [View this topic]

>Average erect penis length: 5 1/8 inches / 13.1cm
>Average erect girth:4 5/8 inches / 11.1cm

15521 men sample size penis size study
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/bju.13010/abstract

Is your penis size above or below average?

150 Posts / 21 Images View this topic

150 posts and 21 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:19:54 Post No.724370147
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:19:54 Post No.724370147 [Report]

>>724370025
well above but still a virginfag.
feels bad man

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:21:07 Post No.724370265
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:21:07 Post No.724370265 [Report]

>>724370147
Same anon, 7inches when full erect but shit social skills

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:23:19 Post No.724370484
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:23:19 Post No.724370484 [Report]

>>724370265
same, it sucks to know you're well equipped and girls would probably enjoy your cock, but you're never able to really use it because anxiety and no social skills.

Anonymous
2017-03-04 08:40:49 Post No.724361644
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: IMG_1048.jpg (241KB, 1178x1042px) Image search: [Google]

241KB, 1178x1042px

Anonymous 2017-03-04 08:40:49 Post No. 724361644 [Report] [View this topic]

Amuse a drunk infantryman with stories

>be me
>PFC sitting in LP/OP on alpha shelf
>0200 raining balls
>patrol requests to depart
>wtfradiowontwork.jpeg
>wake up bitch partner and tell him to run down mountain to give word
>cpl comes spitting flames
>"corporal I sent fuckface to give word ten minutes ago"
>cpl relieves me to find PFC fuckface
>reach bottom of mountain
>trip and fall into massive puddle
>thereisnogod.txt
>look back and notice PFC fuckface knocked clear the fuck out
>carry PFC fuckface to squad leader
>squad leader thinks I did it
>ninjapumchinbound.rar
>sir calls him dumb bitch after explanation
>cpl who relieved me appears
>"cpl who's manning post"
>takes aim round to kevlar
>gets rekt by platoon sergeant

95 Posts / 10 Images View this topic

95 posts and 10 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 08:43:29 Post No.724361864
[Report] Image search: [Google]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 08:43:29 Post No.724361864 [Report]

File: 1485424938269.jpg (65KB, 564x960px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 564x960px

Anonymous 2017-03-04 08:53:49 Post No.724362685
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 08:53:49 Post No.724362685 [Report]

>Unit trains rangers and recon switching every few years. Recon guys have the latest toys military has to offer. Us rangers get nearly all equipment from the 80's because apparently "we'll die anyway".

>Regional Office messes up and sends too many new conscripts to the unit. Instructors don't send anyone back initially but just increase BS level. After six moths (half way for me) over 40% have been sent away due to reasons ranging from stress fractures to psychological problems. HQ gets angry.

>Training different movement styles in a sand pit because why not. Crawling for hours in the sand. At the end of the day everyone has road rash in their arms, legs and stomach and some are bleeding. Unit's nurse almost runs out of gauze and bandages.

>Instructor throws a satchel charge at us to see how fast we take cover.

>At live fire exercise. Everyone should sleep at least six hours a night. Nope. We spend our nights burning wet leaves and twigs in a big bonfire because the training area needed to be tidied up. Combat shooting feels a bit unsafe when you are about to fall asleep.

>In the woods. Someones ruck isn't properly camouflaged. Team is ordered to move our supply stash from point A to point B and back in the middle of night. After 20km and hundreds of kgs of equipment moved back and forth, everyone has properly camouflaged rucks.

>Cleaning the barracks. A bit of cosmic dust is found undera a bed. Repeat cleaning 10 times every evening.

>There's still more cosmic dust. Our room is seized because "we can't keep it clean enough". Everyone sleeps outside.

>In the woods for the Nth time. Not even the rainsuit is waterproof. It's December, sleet pouring horizontally for a week and temperature is around 0C. All clothes are wet after two days. Nothing burns in the tent stove. Near the end no one bothers with the tent anymore and sleeps in wet clothes under some big spruce. Whole body hurts for a month afterwards.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 08:58:52 Post No.724363115
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 08:58:52 Post No.724363115 [Report]

Ah. The life of a grunt. Shoulda joined the chair force like me, anon. I got a nice big beer belly and chest full of ribbons/medals. I look like a fat fucking Mexican General. But thank you for your service. Carry on

Anonymous
2017-03-04 10:38:36 Post No.724371824
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: 1488414349797.jpg (165KB, 620x413px) Image search: [Google]

165KB, 620x413px

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:38:36 Post No. 724371824 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey annons What's the best food to eat after smoking weed?
It's for a friend of course

51 Posts / 18 Images View this topic

51 posts and 18 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:39:08 Post No.724371864
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:39:08 Post No.724371864 [Report]

anything

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:40:27 Post No.724371968
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:40:27 Post No.724371968 [Report]

>>724371824
Chinese.
Some form of greasy noodles.
Chicken balls.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:41:43 Post No.724372075
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:41:43 Post No.724372075 [Report]

>>724371824
fuck man what ISN'T?

Anonymous
2017-03-04 10:57:08 Post No.724373486
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: Screen Shot 2017-03-04 at 23.31.10.png (2MB, 810x1426px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 810x1426px

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:57:08 Post No. 724373486 [Report] [View this topic]

Trips for more! Teen slut

118 Posts / 9 Images View this topic

118 posts and 9 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:58:02 Post No.724373568
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:58:02 Post No.724373568 [Report]

Just post them.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:06:40 Post No.724374258
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:06:40 Post No.724374258 [Report]

well okay

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:07:27 Post No.724374316
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:07:27 Post No.724374316 [Report]

Degenerates

Anonymous
2017-03-04 11:34:56 Post No.724376661
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: file.png (202KB, 700x600px) Image search: [Google]

202KB, 700x600px

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:34:56 Post No. 724376661 [Report] [View this topic]

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>>724368146

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

178 Posts / 151 Images View this topic

178 posts and 151 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:35:52 Post No.724376745
[Report] Image search: [Google]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:35:52 Post No.724376745 [Report]

File: Ruri1170.jpg (109KB, 600x839px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 600x839px

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:35:59 Post No.724376765
[Report] Image search: [Google]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:35:59 Post No.724376765 [Report]

File: Seras (1).png (185KB, 565x300px) Image search: [Google]

185KB, 565x300px

Claim
Graf is gay

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:36:16 Post No.724376791
[Report] Image search: [Google]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 11:36:16 Post No.724376791 [Report]

File: hi.jpg (197KB, 1000x1200px) Image search: [Google]

197KB, 1000x1200px

hi

Anonymous
2017-03-04 10:38:15 Post No.724371787
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: C5d75ZkWYAEuV_T.jpg (140KB, 1200x1014px) Image search: [Google]

140KB, 1200x1014px

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:38:15 Post No. 724371787 [Report] [View this topic]

>be high school senior
>be beta faggot
>have been talking to popular girls since freshman year
>they have told me they are not into partying and drinking or drugs
>believe them, even though they hang out with people that do
>a few weeks ago, they were talking about a party
>mentioned everybody being so drunk, herself included
>butt in like a tard
"i thought you weren't into that"
>she tells me she isn't and tries to reflect everything, mocks me and calls me a weirdo.
>all the popular kids do this to me, so I think it's just a joke.
>it was not a joke
>later, I overhearing her telling her friend something sinister.
"oh my god! we're so fucking mean to him!"
>tfw i have been mocked by the popular girls since freshman year
>i doubt they never even saw me as human, just a pet

So I want to know how I can get revenge on them without getting into trouble. I want to just shake them up or shock them or make them cry. But I do not want to harm them or anybody.

Also, since my school has a high abortion rate, I can assume they have had abortions, so I could use that to my advantage.

tl;dr How can I mess with stacy bitches without getting into trouble?

86 Posts / 15 Images View this topic

86 posts and 15 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:41:44 Post No.724372078
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:41:44 Post No.724372078 [Report]

Shoot up he school

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:41:51 Post No.724372087
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:41:51 Post No.724372087 [Report]

>>724371787
get a fucking burner phone and sexually harass them or something

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:44:00 Post No.724372277
[Report] Image search: [Google]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:44:00 Post No.724372277 [Report]

File: AAAARRGGGHH.gif (554KB, 287x216px) Image search: [Google]

554KB, 287x216px

>>724371787
Damn.... this has happened to me several times. Idk, I'm just retarded like that, by the time I notice something is off, it's already too late.

I usually just walk away since the way I see it it's my own fault for being a socially inept king of autismo, but I totally understand your feels OP

Anonymous
2017-03-04 10:51:59 Post No.724373024
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: h-mcdonalds-Double-Quarter-Pounder-with-Cheese-Extra-Value-Meals.png (164KB, 555x331px) Image search: [Google]

164KB, 555x331px

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:51:59 Post No. 724373024 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey /b/, gonna go to McDonald's right now but I don't know what to get, help me out.

87 Posts / 16 Images View this topic

87 posts and 16 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:53:10 Post No.724373129
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:53:10 Post No.724373129 [Report]

>>724373024
100 piece chicken nuggets

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:54:22 Post No.724373235
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:54:22 Post No.724373235 [Report]

>>724373024
the number 4 depression combo with a side order of sadness and self-loathing

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:55:43 Post No.724373343
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-04 10:55:43 Post No.724373343 [Report]

>>724373024
Double quarter pounder plain only onion. Add your own ketchup and mustard to avoid a soggy bun. Also, pickles at mcds are always gross and mishandled, so I would just avoid those.