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>>725133955
mooooooore

>bump

>>725127518
I have sorrow for that man. How can someone expect to go straight from uni their dream job, they need to build, it can take years and years to get there after uni. Maybe the universities need to explain to these delusional students that the world isn't going to bow at their feet the moment they graduate.

>>725127518
I bet he measured his own velocity as he was falling

The only time he got to use his PHD

i'll post screencaps of convo if needed

>>725135759
Do I just walk in the police station with my phone like hey my ex is blackmailing me?

>>725135668
*BRAAAAAAAAAP*
>Did you fart?
"h..huh?"
>That smell, was it you?
"hehe yeah, s..sorry"
*inhales deeply*
>smells nice, may I have another?
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>Ah yes, lovely.

>>725134697

Das passiert wenn man in NRW lebt.

Alles Kanackenverseucht...

Drecks kanacken überall

Buhu, mein Sohn ist jetzt ne Kartoffel, gebt mir mediale Aufmerksamkeit.

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No need to worry Anon, Caturday is here.

i give auschwitz an 8/10

>>725127508
bulgaria!!

Bazooper

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sup cunts

>>725127231
oi mate

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>>725133721
holy fuck anon I'll join in on this shit get ready

most have no filenames

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>>725134132

>>725133465
>the face of modern oppression

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>>725133465

Second.

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Requesting wibbly wobbly booty smacks with a female of your choice here

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>>725127738
Anon, theres no need to worry about a healthy sized penis!
>>725127618
werkin on it

There No vid

Hat jemand alle Fotos?

hmm, thought that they told in the media that this douche postet a video...

thx btw

>>725114525
#BinLivesMatter?

You hope for a reaction, huh? Okay, here's what I'll say to that. Um, I appreciate you picking me out of the crowd to give me your stance on not only your sexuality, but the fact that you can stand alone with this sexuality that you've hand selected, not based on your genitalia, I hope. Um, and uh, there are a lot of women out there that are struggling, that don't have the independence you got. I'm asking that you don't speak for them...As a whole. They probably wouldn't accept you with the open arms and gratitude that you assumed you deserve. So, um, um, that's for your safety because I don't think there's anyone that needs to impugn to discredit here. Um, the fact that you put on your shoes on your own in this little confabulation of clishmaclaver that you're having with me is with no doubt is clever. I'm charmed. Eh, so I'm also an independent woman, and I'm lesbian. So if you'd like we can go out sometime, just sex. I don't have money for food. Um, are you of age? You're seventeen? Are you eighteen? Really? That's a great age. That's, that's fantastic. So, we don't have to worry about talking to your parents. I'm going to ignore the rest of the subject matter pertaining to this specific conversation, and go back to ogling baseball literature I really don't care for, and I think maybe you should start speaking to that woman herself because she's also independent, but she's also of a different ethnicity, and she'll be proud to see that you'd make that stand in a library no less and with an appropriate inside voice.

>>725121854
fall asleep and never wake up

>>725121854
Painless and unknowingly. I'm pretty scared of my mortality and dont believe ill have a conscience after death (not sure if i made sense)

>>725121854
Blackhole out of nowhere and die before knowing what just happened.