The zombie apocalypse has just occurred. You may use one item in the room you're in to defend yourself.
Post pic.
>>725274031
The one in here is a bit more old school than this, but same idea. Take the arm off it and i got myself a DIY sword.
>>725274248
I tried that once in an autistic endeavor.
The handle is weakly connected to the blade. I think it would snap.
>>725274450
Well I'm in a fucking library, so my only other option is a pair of scissors.
Face it, you'll never get a girl as hot as this. And you'll sure as fuck never please her if you do get one like her. Pathetic inferior genetics.
White boys triggered.
plenty of pussy to go around
Chubby wife/GF thread. Share yours and say what you would to do others.
>>725280757
Here's mine. Anyone like?
>>725280892
Rate her tits
>>725280998
Posting until someone else shares their girl...
How's your yearly oblivion playthrough going /b/
>>725276086
So-so im running out of ideas
Pretty good. Leveling my shit all wrong because I don't care enough to cheese this game anymore...
Still fun tho
anon,
how does one have a good life ?
>>725277996
stop comparing yourself to others, and any life becomes a good one.
>>725277996
>how does one have a good life ?
Good, or enjoyable? The two may not be the same
>>725278416
Oh god.
Okay, tell me the difference
Lifehack thread.
>>725281662
brb gotta test this
Doesn't actually work
Celeb Thread
fb/ig fap thread sunday v2.0
Wheres the rest of her? :/
Don't worry guys, im here
Weird pictures thread
Pics you shouldn't share or have saved from others/ Part 3
https://eroshare.com/nbgif542
>>725277206
Wow Rebecca's hot
>>725277938
anymore of her?
chubby thread
Deutscher Fotzen Faden™
anon mit der freundin hier
die hört im übrigen so musik, kann ich gar nichts abhaben
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_brxy9ApHw
>>725280748
Freibrief reportiert ein. Irgendwer von den anderen da?
>>725280853
Nabend wie geht's dem Fuß?
Suicide thread. Who else failed their suicide attempt last night?
>Be me
>flats ass drunk
>decide tonight is the night
>walk to the countryside to find a tree
>no trees look suitable
>come across a village
>village has a football goal frame or something
>that'll do
>secure the rope
>have final cigarette
>time to die boat
>get head into noose
>eyes feel like they're gonna pop out of head
>major throat gurgling
>feet still on ground though
>doesn't seam to be working
>give up
> takes a while to get noose of
> after another cig decide to try again
> still not working
> give up for good now
> walk of shame home
> now have to endure hangover
bump for dolly
>>725275599
double checked
>>725275421
this is kind of pathetic
trips to see whats inside
>>725278784
trips?
>>725278899
safe #2
Got fired a week ago from Mcdonalds after working there since late 2013. Ask me shit. I have gotten some stories if you want to hear them.
Also, paypal donations would be highly appreciated, since money is gonna be short for a while. Any amount will do.
My email is [email protected] , send monies pl0x
do u hav hotdogs?
Where did you work?
How much do you know about their meat and ingredients? What should people who eat there know?