Archived threads in /b/ - Random - 4885. page

>>725361148
Srsly faggott NYPA keep your dumbass comments to yourself

>>725361148
>nigger
>just a drug dealer
>rushes cop
I'm not even racist but damn i love it

>>725361148
... Vindicated?

>>725367769
What does the somantic nervous system do?

Why do you type like that?

>>725367796
Somatic*

Image or age limit?

File: 30.jpg (133KB, 1280x905px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 1280x905px

>>725365242
heh, i read that too on the last one

File: 2016-12-09-21-53-42--14218378361.jpg (13KB, 228x221px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 228x221px

Thats fuckin gross

I let my ex pee in my mouth

>>725359948
How was that? Tell me about it

>>725363401
are you retarded the thread date is literally after the pictured tweet, saged and reported fag

File: Stages-of-Prostate-Cancer.jpg (42KB, 460x300px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 460x300px

>>725363854

Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler ctr and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.

If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.

File: 1489303130382.png (1MB, 1439x1763px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1439x1763px

this is my ex. I'm back in town for the week cause of spring break, and she obviously wants to fuck, do i go for it

>>725364080
yes of course

>>725364265
hnnng!

When I was in Germany I met heroinfags who have been using for over 40 years. You have to have a set routine tho and an iron will. They don't enjoy it anymore tho.

>>725362083
I tried it once and while I did enjoy the high (as long as i stayed laying down) I hated how addictive it was. As soon as i started sobering up I needed another hit or I'd feel sick and I couldn't stop myself from taking another. I've done just about every drug under the sun and I gotta say nothing comes close to how addictive heroin is.

>>725362191
Pretty much this, you need a system and a spine of steel.

File: IMG_1032.jpg (208KB, 767x860px) Image search: [Google]

208KB, 767x860px

Was der marcii wohl grad macht ?

File: 1488968416238.jpg (940KB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]

940KB, 2560x1440px

<3

>>725362340
der wird in sicherheitsverwahrung abgammeln

Tits first please

>>725364928
I also fucked your mom.

>>725364967
Tits with the story. I want to make sure this is worth it

>>725364339
woodcut rell

>>725364339
I'm rolling for 65+.

>>725364397
Most excellent!

Choose the imperial guy. A lot of people think that imperials are bad for signing the peace treaty, which meant that worship of Talos (a Nord God) is outlawed by the Aldmeri Dominion (High Elves that the imperials fought against in the Great War).

This is one of the leading causes for the stormcloak rebellion. However, what the stormcloaks like to forget is that the Imperials are the only thing stopping the AD from invading Skyrim. So if you choose the stormcloaks and have their ending, chances are the AD will invade Skyrim. And since the Stormcloaks are strong but not as strong as imperials, they'll have no chance at fending off the AD so they will lose and Skyrim will be under AD control.

>>725362202
The correct choice is to throw that game in the garbage and play oblivion.

>>725362563
Fuck off

>>725363554
God Riley is a perfect specimen.

>>725363554
Small tits are the best tits because they don't start sagging like crazy with age.

Come on

Face?

Hd