DO NAZIS LIKE STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKES
Well I don't hate them
>>743459380
Nazis are lactose intolerant
>>743459475
so what's in that glass?
Banana Thread 4: Good Day For A New High Score
>claim your waifu, husbando or anthrapramorphic fruit friend
>dissociate with cartoon characters
>give the spammer shit for having bad latency
Is food friends alright?
Oh, threads are actually 404ing in good order. Guess I won't get banned on my work ip for this at least.
>>743460441
Food > 2D > 3D
Rates and requests for more
>>743450233
9/10 tits, 6.5/10 overall
>>743450318
>>743450311
Sex addict thread
I want to hear if anyone else has problems like these. Stories are cool too, I have some fucked up ones if any would like to hear them.
>lost virginity in bathroom when 13
>Cheated on dozens of girls, would sometimes pretend I had some emotional shit and break up with them to fuck someone else for a few days then take them back.
>Graduated high school by fucking my principles daughter, all the while having a second girlfriend. Kept up the two relationships for almost two years.
>dump principles daughter after high school then rope other girlfriend into open relationship where I fuck everyone I meet from tinder and never tell her lol.
>Current girlfriend is emotionally dependent on me to the point that Iv fucked other girls in front of her like ten times while she's cried in the bathroom and she won't leave me lol.
>once gave her ten bucks to go get a beer while I fucked a friend of mine
I think iv fucked somewhere around 80-100 women but am not totally sure, some of them are totally fucking crazy stories within themselves.
This all probably sounds cool but I totally can't stop myself and sometimes go into weird withdrawal if I can't find a new girl.
Pic related, me fucking my girlfriend.
As someone who can't get laid, and assuming this isn't an autistic work of fiction.. How do you do it? What do you do to get these women?
>>743457931
manipulation and say what they want to hear it's not that hard
>>743458055
That's not detailed enough. How do you manipulate, what do they want to hear? Since you're seeking attention on 4chan, atleast give us examples and stories.
You meet a new girl, what do you do/say? How do you build that relationship.
Deutscher Fotzen Faden™ Frühedition
Heil mein camaraden
>>743452572
THICC
Do you still have hopes of finding that special girl?
>>743452879
I'm hoping my current one is.
Thought the last one was.
I hate being naive but hope it's a wonderful feeling.
>>743452879
Of course.
Trips and I'll cut my leg more
Do it for dubs
>>743452004
K go
>>743452004
RAWL
Banana Thread III
>claim your waifu
>collect rare bananas
>talk about your alcoholism
The description of these threads are getting funnier
What should I get for my first gun?
Anything that you can shoot yourself with.
>>743452269
>>743452350
/Thread
>>743444818
Would bang
More!
>>743444008
Who's amanda?
>>743446203
The slut in the pics and video
New trap thread! Last one >>743443540
>>743456921
Sure why not?
More like
>pic related
Please, shiny slippery wet traps are the best traps!
>>743456995
Yay!
Celeb thread
Last of Jen. I said penultimate and then we hit image limit.
>>743457407
Fuck yes
If this band connects to the gulf and picks up strength, Houston is going to be completely destroyed. This could end up being legitimately catastrophic.
How does it feel to be witnessing history, /b/?
>>743453428
Fuck texas
>>743453533
/thread
>>743453428
fuck texas
>no rekt thread for like 30 minutes
>this will not stand
Couple new ones to start
>>743448970
>how do I break the windows?
>>743449117
Honestly. The phrase
>too stupid to live
comes to mind
What is the most painful thing you've ever experienced?
Life
>>743447528
life
life