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>fake incest
enjoy your shit thread and "fetist" you don't even have

>>726718702
Do you see the mod symbol next to the post? Different guy, dude. I just saved the picture because i needed an image to start the thread with and I don't collect incest images.

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>>726718702
wow..you really got us with that post....what ever shall we do?

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>>726717243

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>>726718847

Soon..

>>726719952
That's not a boy.

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>>726720024
sure

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>>726719152
I like your V I'm thinking about getting a V guitar but they're not really my style

This is my newest one 10/10 for me

>>726719152
r8 my buddy's guitar skills

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoDpb2rXaIc

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>>726719152

>>726720211
they don't know, but if they don't get it they will get mad

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>>726720211

>>726720319
This is the realest answer I've ever read.

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repostan, in case more people want to play

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I was going to make this joke in the last thread
God damnit

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right when i entered last thread the bump limit was reached.

accepting requests

>>726716263
Hello /b/,

I’d say its been 8 or 9 years since the last time I rammed a stick of butter up my ass while jerking off and fingering my asshole. I did it because it felt really good but that’s not the point of this story. I want to tell you of the events proceeding this fateful masturbation.

I’m sitting there watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and around 15 minutes go by and I feel a sticky wetness on my ass cheeks and ballsack. This is when I realized that the butter I had shoved up my asshole had melted and leaked out onto my couch and it had a very distinct putrid stench to it. It had mixed with my shit to create something far worse than shit. It was probably the worst thing I’ve smelt in all my life. It actually smelt many times worse than the time I had stuck a pickle up my asshole and forgot about until the morning after.

While standing there taking in this wonderfully putrid smell I realize that I cannot be the only one to smell this. So I walked quickly upstairs with my ass cheeks clenched not wanting to spill a drop of my shit butter. I pull out from my sock drawer a heavy woolen sock and unload the contents of my asshole into it. I thought the smell was bad before. I now had the urge to do a barrel roll out my window to escape the horrid odor. I quickly tied the top of the sock and left my house.

>>726716381
As I walked down the street a brownish-yellow liquid slowly dripped from the bottom of the sock. The neighborhood kids became very curious as to what was going on and as they approached they caught a whiff of the putrid smell emanating from the sock. This is when Joanna, my neighbors 13 year old daughter vomited what looked like a freshly eaten peanut butter and jelly sandwich all over the street. I nearly came in my pants at that moment. I had the sickest hard on. In fact the only thing keeping me from raping Joanna while she lay in a pool of her own vomit was my sock full of shit butter. I knew I had something to do and I was damn sure going to do it. I kept walking.

I finally made it to my local grocery store. An epic journey it had been. Every asshole in the vicinity could smell the putrid odor but nobody knew where it came from. I can still hear them in my mind. “What the fuck is that smell.” “This smell is so bad I think I am going to kill myself with a hammer” one man said. I even saw a fellow depraved maniac in the corner of my eye. I could tell because he had the same smile that I did. He was laughing with the same glee. I’m sure he’s raped a severely mentally challenged child in his lifetime. I know I have.

That’s when I saw him. The old nigger who sat in front of shoprite saying hello to every asshole strolling by. I fucking hated this man. I couldn’t tell you why. I just hated him. He could smell my shit butter. I could tell because he was gasping for air. I quickly approached him thinking “this will be the greatest day of my life. Nothing could stop me now.” This is when I felt a sudden burst. I realized later that I had shot a load off in my pants right at that moment.

>>726716524
I was arms length from the nigger now. I clenched the sock tight with both hands and swung it at the niggers face with all my might. I hit him in the cheek with such force that the brownish-liquid had sprayed out all over his face. He immediately threw up. I sat back laughing as he washed out his eyes with bottled water. He asked “why?” and I responded by dumping the rest of the socks contents on his head. Truly, I did it for the lulz.

While everybody was distracted I walked into shoprite and quickly shoved as many apples as I could up my ass. It was 4. I left shoprite with the most satisfaction I have ever felt in my life. I remember thinking “wow, I’m such a great person, I get 4 free apples, and I get to go home and jerk off to CP.”

When I think back on that day, I can always remember how sweet those apples tasted. Nothing sweeter.

>>726715617
sauce?

>>726715250
are you aware that there is a whole board for this?
>>>/gif/
try it out, it's pretty good.

nazis spawn on unclaimed 1

gonna build wee tribes and shit on the map

>>726717557

Nigland invent the wheel

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yes

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Also post literally anything. It's what the board is for

loli and shota and guro and SOMETIMES TRUMP

and sage

timestamp

>>726715972
No, why? I washed all my makeup off already

>>726716048
timestamp with that dress on then

>>726718966
pussy > ass any day

>>726718966
The novelty wears off.

>>726719085
truth

>>726718449
how about bumping more you fag