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>>726722708
HAIL DADDY TRUMP!

heil

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>>726722708

>>726720970
naah bitch shhe mine

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>>726720970
Claiming celeb in OPs pic

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>>726720970
mine :D

you look fat
are you fat

>>726725255
What's the density of Jupiter?

>>726725255
>I have tits ask away

Do you have tits?

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>>726721152
Got more?

>>726721290
hmm possibly
do you know her?

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>>726721392
Used too

Bump fagots

posts upside down pic.the timestamp is Photoshoped in.all the clues point to op being autistic

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Just post cocks already.Possibly with nice view of the balls.

>>726722702
there is no safe places

>>726722702
>still living with parents, rents to high to move out and they tend to be over brearing on my life
>this combined with abuse as a child has killed my social life. Grew up without one.
>I'm fine being alone, but I crave pussy. Just want to have sex once, just to see how it feels.
>listen to some Anon about online dating websites. Didn't think it would work. It worked.
>have a cute chick lined up, asking about setting up a date. We trade numbers, we chat, coffee is next weekish date still isn't set but she wants to see me.
>possible destination is bone town.
>buy condoms, try one out, nice, but expensive.
>afraid to set date with her though, cause i don't like social interaction. Combine it with the fact that if my parents found out, I'd never hear the end of it.
>they would badger me about seeing her and her parents.
>not even sure what to do.

She's kinda cute, has a nice body and I've been thinking about fucking her all day during work. But I don't want to deal with the fucking hassle that comes with it.

I don't like people, I don't like social interactions.

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>>726722702
>>726722702
>I can't stop dressing up in tights and panties for /b/
>I can't stop collecting cock tributes of me wearing cute girl clothes..

>>726724892
sneky mcsnekface

Kill yourself

>>726724577
fpbp

>>726724328
Kill yourself

Collect clipped nails.
Everyone would collect each others nails.
Thus we would trade them and maybe even use them as a currency.
When you don't participate you are no part of the cool kids. You could buy food in the cafeteria.

>>726713647
Idc I just want more of that girl

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>>726714426
what rules would you make for her?

>>726721828

>No vote yesterday. Promised vote today.
>No vote yesterday. Promise vote on Monday.

That's what dead legislation looks like.

No repeal. No replace.

HA-Ha.

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>>726721828
he said if it wasn't passed today he was going leave Obamacare in place.

then he said he's going golfing again this weekend.

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I'd rather just take a cheese grater to my scrotum if it's all the same to you

>>726722485
Reroll

I hate that childish shit

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floof!

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>>726722671
Heya Sunny! How goes it?

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>>726722765
not too bad
how are you today?

They can buy guns anywhere.

That's pretty much the only positive thing about them.

>>726719073
I'm sad to have been born in the US instead of a good country like Sweden or Denmark.

>>726719132
Yes because we don't have top universities or anything. Jealous queer.