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Worst sexual experiences thread. Greentext them.

>met a girl in the woods at night (planned)
>fucked her in the ass bareback
>start smelling rancid shit, hurry up and cum, not looking down
>pull my pants up
>tell her I have to leave
>start to walk back to my house
>it's at night so I can't really see how bad everything is
>get out my phone flashlight
>look at my dick
>smell hits me
>covered in a thick layer of runny, thick, sludge-poo
>almost vomit, lots of dry-heaves that almost got up
>sacrifice my boxers
>wipe off dick
>practically sprint back to my house
>shower and scrub my dick for 20 minutes in the shower
>mfw my boxers are still in the woods somewhere
>never talked to that stupid whore again

I mean really, who tells you to fuck them in the ass when they know they have to shit?

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Anonymous 2017-03-27 02:26:33 Post No.726999812
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>>726999448
dat en dare loves the doo doo man

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Anonymous 2017-03-27 02:27:08 Post No.726999892
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>>726999448
Sounds delicious. I would have shoved my face into her fartbox and slurped that gooey shit out of her leaking asshole : ^ )

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Anonymous 2017-03-27 02:27:52 Post No.726999997
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real mens loves the shit

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Anonymous 2017-03-27 02:33:10 Post No. 727000713 [Report] [View this topic]

8 ball thread, ask away

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Anonymous 2017-03-27 02:39:55 Post No.727001547
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>>727000713
Am I gonna fuck his mother?

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Anonymous 2017-03-27 02:40:19 Post No.727001596
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Am I gonna fuck YOUR mother?

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Anonymous 2017-03-27 02:40:47 Post No.727001650
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Anonymous 2017-03-27 02:40:47 Post No.727001650 [Report]

Am I gonna fuck THEIR mother?

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Anonymous 2017-03-27 02:48:35 Post No. 727002582 [Report] [View this topic]

Drawthread
Minus8 Edition

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Requesting someone draw her, don't care if it's sfw or not

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Anonymous 2017-03-27 02:50:01 Post No.727002762
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>>727002582
I say just post more of that

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>>727002582
>over 30
ya ok

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Anonymous 2017-03-27 02:30:25 Post No. 727000366 [Report] [View this topic]

so my bf cheated on me a while back ago (he just came clean about it) and now he's threathening to commit suicide if i break up, what should i do?

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Anonymous 2017-03-27 02:32:09 Post No.727000592
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>>727000366
break up and kek

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Anonymous 2017-03-27 02:32:53 Post No.727000672
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Anonymous 2017-03-27 02:32:53 Post No.727000672 [Report]

Important question first. Femannon?

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Anonymous 2017-03-27 02:33:29 Post No.727000755
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>>727000366
You know the rules

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Anonymous 2017-03-27 02:36:19 Post No. 727001088 [Report] [View this topic]

bad words thread, ill start
poop

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Anonymous 2017-03-27 02:44:30 Post No.727002096
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Caca

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Breast

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dirty pillows

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Anonymous 2017-03-27 02:19:07 Post No. 726998965 [Report] [View this topic]

YlYl thread, only Best ones edition

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Anonymous 2017-03-27 02:50:50 Post No. 727002860 [Report] [View this topic]

The ride should never end. Keep it simple, keep it s/fur

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>>727002807
Dude, I was a child. Didn't even occur to me to think of it as anything other than "Big fluffy dog, this is good."

I mean, hindsight is 20/20, though.

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Anonymous 2017-03-27 02:06:00 Post No. 726997465 [Report] [View this topic]

Help!! Opiate addict here and I want to get clean so bad. It doesn't feel good anymore. I know I'm a retard and faggot for getting into this shit in the first place, so you can save the insults. I want to hear from anyone who has undergone suboxone or methadone maintenance. Which would you prefer? I'm desperate to get this monkey off my back and I can't cold turkey. It hurts too much and I have a life and responsibilities I must attend to. Please help guys...

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Anonymous 2017-03-27 02:10:01 Post No.726997941
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Shameless self bump. I'm dying here please any opiate addicts help.

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Anonymous 2017-03-27 02:11:56 Post No.726998139
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suboxone and methadone are for pussies. endure the 10-14 days of hell and if you make it through without killing yourself then you're clean.

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Anonymous 2017-03-27 02:13:06 Post No.726998282
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Anonymous 2017-03-27 02:13:06 Post No.726998282 [Report]

Use kratom. It's legal, you can't od and much easier to withdrawal from. It will be safer than anything else.

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