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wtf

>>727085446
Lol wtf

nah

>>727085660
Who's that fluid druid?

>>727086043
>fluid druid
can not unhear
kek

how much would you love me

>>727083424
Pickles

>>727083424
sriracha sauce

Ranch

/thread

>>727085860

text your ex "i miss you please love me or i'll change sex"

>>727086069
close

stuck your finger in your butt until you prolapse

>>727079919
>So, obviously, Luke is not going to be happy
>It will probably look fishy, what with me asking to spend the night there
>I freak out, but decide that calling him would be the best way to go about things
>Now, obviously, being in KY, there are a lot of racists
>And, being a local councilman, Luke could have pissed someone off without even knowing it
>I call Luke, tell him about it, he doesn’t even respond
>Just hangs up
>Someone must have seen the fire, because the fire department and police show up
>It’s a small town, we all know each other, and I explain what happens
>Then, Luke shows up
>He’s in tears
>Asks everyone what he could have done
>Everyone reassures him that it’s not his fault
>The flames are put out
>The cross is taken down
>Luke asks if I’ll stay with him tomorrow night to chop it up
>Sure, Luke
>So, that night I bring an axe to work
>We do our regular shift things
>Not many people are showing up to eat pizza and rent movies
>We still haven’t switched to DVD’s, but usually someone comes in and rents a movie
>We suspect people are uneasy about what happened
>Finally it’s the end of our shift, the last customers leave
>Now, he says, it’s time to get to work

finish the story OP
plz its interesting

>>727080340
>We go out, start chopping at this wooden cross
>Someone obviously took a while to make it
>Who would do this?
>Luke tells me he has a good idea
>Very ominous
>Looking back, I really never knew much about Luke
>Just that he moved here from the southwest and bought a few pizza places
>Still, a black guy moving to this part of the country was weird
>If only because there simply weren’t that many black people
>But I digress
>I ask Luke to explain, but he just tells me he hates dealing with shit like this
>I smell gasoline all over the ground, like someone was just going to set the whole damn earth ablaze
>He asks if I’d use the wood for firewood or whatever
>Nope
>I’ll take it to the landfill tomorrow, then
>Luke asks if I still need a place to stay
>Yeah, that’d be nice
>I’m prepared to just stay at the pizza place again
>Luke tells me that’s not safe
>Just stay at my place, Anon
>I’ve got room for one more
>Okay

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a dude i know is dating her. I wish I could find some hardcore of her

>>727082652
i will date her

Nope. Never. Id fuck one, but certainly can't respect a human being that copped out on the labor train by using her body to receive money. You need to sweat a little bit in order to deserve survival, and i think its fucked up that so many girls are making bank by being whores. Ruins the society as well.

>>727084585

Nice try fag raper. You're exes name was Jess just an hour ago.

>>727084664
Nahh his was fake, if you dont believe me its your loss

>>727084664
its a different person, if it was the same person the text history would be there, this is someone doing the same thing

Fucking hell, I already love that thread!

Well... I cant really think of evidence from the top of my head
But i mean, why would the earth be the only planet that has life forms?
I think its pretty naive to think that way, as our universe is growing steadily

>>727084006
Do you realize how big the universe is? If course there are other intellectual beings, but that doesn't mean we will ever see them.

>>727084006
who are they?
why do their faces look all this weird?
can I get a quick rundown on those guys?

>>727081603
What the fuuuuuuu

>>727081603
hawt, moar

>>727081603
Oh man send more please

>>727073624
6 out of 10 are over weight. Precisely USA.

>>727073624
We are on /b.
This would be a self hate thread

Waht ar vegtables

>>727079351
1 or 2 days and u will be ready.

>>727079351
5 days to 3 weeks, or ever 4 weeks in extreme cases

>>727079351
seems like a delicious chocolate bar. You eat chocolate much while smoking weed>?
Drugs are bad tho

cut it off

>>727076171
By putting it in the vacuum cleaner for an hour

>>727076171

Mariana Cordoba has the best dick ever.

>>727082589
2

>>727082645
1

>>727082693
2

Mrs.krabby
Greeneyedbeautyyyy
Seymourbuttss
Sophsoph502
Miss.sara.lynn

>>727073889
live_forever95 I really want to see those titties man

SweetyPieKai

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self bump

bumpy-dumpy