This male is an alpha male and LITERALLY no one has bested him in a debate.
>>727150929
op is a faggot and literally nobody cares.
>>/pol/
>Stepdad Chad took me out for "bro's night" cause i overheard mommy telling him to
>Mommy said I needed male bonding and that she wanted Chad to take more of a father figure role
>It wasn't until we were in the car that Chad dropped the bomb that we weren't going to Wendies but to a new restaurant, Chad's favorite restaurant
>I reeee'd and stamped my feet and punched the dash. Chad told me to shut the fuck up or he would kick me out of his car and leave me in the snow
>I didn't bring any shoes, and I was really hungry from all my reee, so I decided to humor Chad until tendies were delivered
>I slide the back of my sweatpants down and made a little poo smear on Chad's cloth seat
>It was dark, so Chad had no idea my 300lbs+ was permanently grinding the runny poo deep into his car upholstery
>Chad rolled down the window and told me to stop farting in his car
>As we pulled into the restaurant parking lot i saw it was called Hooters
>Not a good sign. Tendies come from chickens, not owls
>"Order me my tendies", I told Chad
>Chad said he would also order me a beer too since I was over 30 but I said "no, choccy milk".
>He told me the don't have choccy milk so i reee'd a weak little reeee cause I was extremely famished and anyway they had Mountain Dew. Maybe this place wasn't too bad.
>WRONG.
>The tendies promised weren't tendies at all. THEY HAD BONES!
>I flung the nasty bonies and began to reeee and reeee harder than I had ever ree'd that night
>"I WANT TENDIES! I WANT TENDIES! I WANT TENDIES!"
>"TAKE ME TO WENDY'S NOW OR I'LL TELL MOMMY YOU TOOK ME TO A STRIP CLUB!"
>Someone said "Get him out of here. He stinks like shit and he's not wearing any shoes"
>They were talking about Chad, but Chad was wearing shoes. Even the people at this restaurant were stupid
>Chad put me in the back seat and took me home, but not after going through the Wendy's drive through
>Checkmate. eating my tendies right now as I type this and I can hear mommy and Chad yelling at each other upstairs
>>727141647
Why wouldn't Chad just go to Hooters by himself
>>727141647
>acting like this in your thirties
Grow the fuck up, you pathetic manchild.
Kirby just ate you! What power did he get?
Irritable bowl syndrome
kirby is now black
>>727149705
Kirby now steals bikes
Take a pepe
Leave a pepe
Drawthread: Deep Space Romance Edition
HI GUYS ITS ME UR DISABLED BROTHER
>>727151391
>>727150840
>>727151448
heyya knight man
Ask a pedo thread!
Other pedos can answer, too.
>no cp
>no pics of children in general
>no erotic greentext
>no triggering mods
>>727143054
Wtf is the point of posting it in /b/ then?
kys
>>727143054
>no cp
>conforming to mods in a battle were trying to win
great thread, no really. Totally not a waste.
Asian thread
Psht, she's only half Asian. Fgt.
>>727152276
Fuck you half Asians are hot
Half Asian thread
Lets see them!
Cool. The weirdo obsessed with Nicole Carrigan should be here shortly trying to convince everyone she's done porn when it's clear it's not her in those porn pics.
Anyone near the central point area?
Im from south salem. Who else?
NZ/New Zealand thread.
Why are IDs even gone?
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY
Hello, boys!
>tfw it starts to rain just as you get ready for a walk
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>727145861
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
So close
>>727153073
I've played it over 13,000 times
I sent you a link on discord
just to see the site
Any other celeb thread.
>>727153042
You're welcome.
>>727153180
Hunger Games with 24 tributes
The Nightman
Kay
This'll be my last round tonight, I require sleep.
Niko
Late night YLYL
>>727150943
Honestly that's not funny, it's just upsetting.
Food is food
Unless it tastes like a boiling pan of water
Then does it count? Probably
>>727150943
fb fap: ass edition
>Question for Military fags
Is joining the military with depression a bad idea?
I got a buddy with a history of it who wants to join the navy
no clue if its good or bad for him
>>727149529
bumb
>>727149529
If that fucker is going to an hero he'll do it with or with out the military.
Only the absolute last resort should be military .. if your that depressed .. it should be with the intention of fixing it . With the rigid life your about to endure.. for a bit then it's really not that bad .
If your joining the military I hope your more into the "defending my families freedoms" kinda thing