TPP crushed,Stock market booming,Millions of new jobs inbound and all while taking on the entire
Republican and Democratic party's establishment the deeps state all media and an army of paid shills......NOT A BAD START
He has actually had a very bad start.
>>727492349
>either keeping or trying to keep all of his campian promises
Best president in awhile
>>727492657
No, he has actually had a great start.
Fb / ig fap TYFTA
let's see some big asses
Hey broskis I'm still not dead surprisingly wat up?
>>727498033
if you were dead the world would be down one pair of great tittys.
>>727498033
Can you write I <3 Jaden on those amazing tities, you'd make my week
ass?
Hello /b/. I’ve come to tell a great tale of the time i battled Timmy the Tard.
>Be around 11 or 12 years old
>Have this retarded cousin
>We’ll call him Timmy the Tard
>Family comes to visit sometimes
>Sitting down playing video games on le PS2
>Timmy the Tard comes in and says “hurrrr heller”
>kek.jpg
>Getting more thirsty than an Ethiopian child
>Get up and leave the room to grab a sodie pop
>I come back from acquiring said beverage
>Walk in on Timmy the Tard completely wiping my memory card
>All of my hard work was gone
>This wasn’t even the last time he did it
>Anyway, i ask Timmy “What the fuck did you do?!”
>”hurrr, i deleted yer memry coard!” as his large teeth and gums emerge from his mouth like a fucking horse
>I was pissed as shit but i thought “Well he’s retarded and doesn’t know any better”
>It happened a couple of more times, but i let slide
>The last time it happened i felt the anger of a thousand Trump protestors
>”You son of a bitch, i know you did it on fucking purpose this time!”
What do you think so far /b/ ? You want more?
>>727493039
Moar please kind sir
>>727493039
>Punch Timmy in his fat deformed horse head
>Timmy Nigger falls to his side and starts wailing uncontrollably
>Thought it was hilarious, but i was so fucking pissed
>All of the built up internal laughter came out as a kick to Timmy’s stomach
>Timmy keeps screeching
>I see his bug eyes crawl back into his skull and his jaw almost unhinges like a fucking python and lets out another scream
>Tard Asses sister comes in and starts yelling at me
>”What the fuck are you doing, he doesn’t know any better!”
>I already hated this bitch, so i slapped her shit sideways
>She falls to the ground and screams “MOOOOOM!!!”
>Now I had two retards doing the stop drop and roll in my room
>Timmy’s fat ass mother rolls in on her wheel chair
>Everyone called her Hotwheels
>I hear creaking coming from down the hallway and i heard a loud groan and heavy breathing
>She says “God dammit what’s with all the fucking noise!?” as Ho-Ho’s and Twinkies are jiggling in her esophagus
>Jabba the Cunt rolls in, assesses the situation and tries to grab me to spank the living shit out of me
>Thinking quickly, i swiftly grabbed a few of my toys and put them in my doorway so the Pillsbury Dough Bitch couldn’t get out
>She just rolls up to the doorsill, holds up her arms and screams “You little son of a bitch!"
>My mother stops me and tells me not to do it again
>Managed to cause that much shit and not get spanked
Sit tight, niggers. I’ve got more to add to this epic tale
>>727493039
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Epic albums thread, continued...
>>727496864
NO HIPSTER FAGGOT NO!!!!!!
>>727496864
running the voodoo down already... nice.
Trap thread
Ask an Islamic Studies student aiming to be a professor anything.
How big r ur tits
Were you raised a Muslim or did you convert?
>>727489776
professor of what?
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>727489439
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed
Dont forget to consider suicide as a viable career option in todays work force.
>>727499360
Superglue and a length of rope, or messy and traunatising for all involved?
>>727498719 (yuuki)
Sounds annoying. why so much stress, exams coming up or something?
>>727498757
Exactly late evening
>>727498905 (ya know)
Lmao, rip the trip, well hopefully you make it
Loli thread, Alice edition
Faces that need to be fucked/cummed on
>>727495282
Faggots
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furst XD
>>727497171
SECOND XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Why do we never get to have reverse trap threads?
because TOGTFO
Rate/request thread pt. 2
I had to leave and missed the last few pics and mention of a video when the thread 404'ed.
MID-FAP TOO.
Hopefully that anon with the super hot wife is still around?
Anyway, in the meantime I'll repost some of this girl, and try to dig for some old stuff of mine.