can we get a work stories thread going?
>be me
>working at jimmy john's
>always get high before work
>get really high one day
>make a sandwich, wrap it up, put in bag for delivery
>someone calls to complain that their sandwich has nothing in it, it's just bread
>realize it was probly me, don't say anything
>noob kid get's yelled at for it, like alot
>don't say anything
>pretty sure the kid cries a bit
>still high, trying to hide laughter
>kekk
>working at thai restaurant
>fat woman enters
>'I have a reservation for Anon'
>you're not in our schedule
>'ye I do I spoke on the phone with you guys yesterday'
>we were closed yesterday
>'are you calling a liar?!'
>no, it's just maybe you've got the wrong place
>THIS IS PIZZA RESTAURANT ROMANA RIGHT?!
>fucking buddhas everwhere, thai people, asian music
Lame story i know, kind of drunk, i want to punch people in the face so often during work.
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mmmm number 5
>some weeks ago I found a vid on my sis phone
>asked /b/ for help enhance it
>now I've been looking for more nudes on her laptop
>found a bunch
>got a zip
>after 5 days brute forcing it with some crap software it finally opened
>lets see the results
>b9fup10m
post em
holy shit you're back
Recently diagnosed with lung cancer. AMA
show tits before you die?
>>728949933
Is tits or gtfo relevant in this situation.
Is it curable?
Every 3rd post names one.
Orange
Orange!
>>728947227
youre a retard
Stoner thread, I need help, I've been growing these 2 plants for a month now, from the very start they have both been grown hydroponics, had the same light, the same water, same nutrients, same ph, same rocks, same tubes, every single thing is the same, not including the color of the bucket, why is one growing so horribly? One on the left is flourishing, couldn't be happier, when we switch it's light schedule over it'll probably shoot up another 2 or 3 feet, but the one on the right is just fucked, it looks like either heat stress or a deficiency, but I've tried everything with it, I've looked up deficiencies and what can be wrong with it and I follow the directions, still it dies, so I came here looking for some help.
2 cups of H2O2 aka (hydrogen peroxide) for the small plant and 3 for the big will help them! It kills all bacteria and provides loads of oxygen for your girls! if you can get 30% h2o2 only use half of what I told you.
Good luck anon
give me a pic of the nutes also!
>>728939547
Diagnosing sick plants can be difficult. But It almost looks like overwatering, I know it's hydro so check your airstone to make sure it's putting out enough air. And I agree with >>728940138
h2o2 will help if that's the problem.
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Continuing with her
>>728950228
please post it here
Hey bros,
i need your advice. There is this really cute guy i have a crush on for 2 years now and we were friends most of the time but i said to him i want to go further and then we kind of didnt talk for a long time until he messaged me and wanted to meet up again out of the blue and then we started talking again.
He said he wanted a deeper friendship as well and that he is sorry it ended on us kind of going our own ways. We casually met up 1 time after that but it was still kind of weird for both of us. Now we agreed on meeting up again at his place because his family is on vacation so noone but us is there on that day. He said we could chill and talk and that he told noone about this and i am kind of confused what to think now.
I made hints i want to do something more than chilling and he said we will see how everything will go etc. Should i even bother coming or do you think i have a chance?
And in case you wondered, i am a dude
>>728945149
You have a chance, go for it
>>728945149
Are you looking for a relationship or a fucking?
In the former you need to be forthcoming, tell the guy what you want and respect his decision on the matter.
If the latter, offer to suck his dick. You can try to work it in as a joke, but that only works because it's too awkward to acknowledge after the fact.
>>728946144
on a scale of 1 to 100?
thing is i never told him i love him but we both know and i dont think he is gay so he might just want to talk so he can gently reject me :/
/b/, wyyd? Personally I would push Dumb and Jew
>>728946846
where's the OP button?
>>728946846
you have to push two buttons though
Male and female
Why is this such a big deal?
Their plane, their rules.
>>728947299
yes. I'll invite somebody round my place and eat their skin.
my house, my rules.
No.
People are so fucking entitled.
You got randomly picked. Get the fuck up and get off the plane.
Gf passed out drunk. .. What do?
tongue her anus
Cover her up and go to sleep
>>728949207
Make sure she's tucked in nice and warm.
Kiss her on the forehead.
Whisper "goodnight"
Rape her ass
Happening Obsure UK celebs edition
Highlights Alex Jones, Yvonne Strahovski
Lowlights Stacey Solomon, threat of Carol Kirkwood
>>728948428
"lowlight" /mu/ leaked them
>>728948487
Great tits
>Be me , 15 years old, the beginning of the first day of 9th grade.
>I've had 3 friends that I've known since we were in kindergarten, and 9th grade wasn't any different.
>First period, Teacher has an announcement to make
>Very boring first day of school stuff, but there was one thing that caught the entire classes ears
>"We also have a new student. Keep in mind that this child has autism, so please be patient with him when necessary"
>ohfuckwegotatard.jpg
>What I expected: down syndrome, drooling, bib, caretaker, the fucking, "be patient with me, I have autism hat," the whole 9 yards.
>Teacher said, "Ok, Reilley, you can come in"
>The boy walked in
>He was around my age, dressed surprisingly normie, looked normie, no hat, no bib, not even a caretaker
>whatisthis.rar
>Teacher said, "Say hello"
>"Hi"
>He sounded like a normie too, no down syndrome shriek
>wut.jpg
>"Alright, you can take your seat now,"
>Teacher pointed at the desk next to me
>whydoihavetositnexttothetard.com
>Other then that, the day went pretty normal
>weeks pass by, and me and my other friends were eyeing the tard like a hawk. At this point we knew this:
>His name is Reilley, both of his parents were in the navy, but never married, was a gamer, and probably the most surprising
>He loved memes
>Most of the school almost forgot that he was a tard, except us and the chads
> the chads would always bully him because he was autistic. It was pretty bad
>It became so bad that in biology, he stood absolutely still during most of the class, and when the teacher went to see what was wrong with him, he just busted out crying.
>That for me was too far
>That night I hatched a master plan with me and my friends
>One of my friends was pretty good with manipulating people, and another was also pretty popular and was friends with the chads, and then it hit me
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>>728948406
Bumping for justice
>Justice Bump
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE REST OF THE STORY
pre type your greentexts you fucking autist, we don't have all night
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>>728949211
Megumi
Megumin
Elias Ainsworth
femboy/trap/sissy thread
hey yuno, remember me? (Madi)
Dubs You fap to the next pic of her
Trips you fap to a face pic
memeschool
>>728939939
Roll
>>728939939
Why not