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I have a dilemma, /b/. I'm dating a girl who's borderline retarded. I mean she's 18 and she's only just learned the alphabet. She thinks the moon is literally just the sun at night time. She can't grasp that a shot of wine will not get her more drunk than 8 pints of beer, just because the percentage is higher. She's extremely fucking stupid.

The only problem is her ass looks like this.

Should I keep her?

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:51:51 Post No.744159384
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:51:51 Post No.744159384 [Report]

So you're looking to date Jillian from Family Guy?

Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:52:28 Post No.744159407
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:52:28 Post No.744159407 [Report]

well, you're the one fucking her, you must be retarded too.

Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:53:07 Post No.744159437
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:53:07 Post No.744159437 [Report]

I tried that shit when I was 24 with a 20 yr old, needless to say it was a fun 2 years of fuckin. However, only 1 friend, and 0 family ever met her. I would keep her around a bit, just hide her dumbass

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:49:47 Post No. 744156594 [Report] [View this topic]

Post in this thread and you will be doing this tomorrow!

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:50:38 Post No.744156646
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:50:38 Post No.744156646 [Report]

yeah fuckin minimal chances

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Sure Jan.

Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:53:31 Post No.744156822
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:53:31 Post No.744156822 [Report]

Hah

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:59:35 Post No. 744153563 [Report] [View this topic]

I thought I'd stop masturbating to my daughter once she moved out but I just have more time to pour over her social media (literally). I feel like I'm back in highschool obsessing over a crush. She's coming back this week and I feel like the fact that I don't live with her anymore will make it harder to see her as my daughter and control myself

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:01:09 Post No.744153673
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:01:09 Post No.744153673 [Report]

By all means, op, you know the consensus will be "fuck her"

So what are you waiting for? Post results soon.

Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:01:40 Post No.744153706
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>>744153673
Agreed. Try to get a video while you're at it OK. Souvenir right?

Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:02:15 Post No.744153744
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>>744153563
Fuck her if she wants

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:28:11 Post No. 744158434 [Report] [View this topic]

>>744158400
roll

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:29:59 Post No.744158503
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:29:59 Post No.744158503 [Report]

This fucking bitch again? I've seen this whore like 30 times in the last two months. Who the fuck is this chick, your archenemy?

Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:41:05 Post No.744158969
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>>744158503
Something like that

Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:42:25 Post No.744159020
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:42:25 Post No.744159020 [Report]

Your ex?

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:01:32 Post No. 744153695 [Report] [View this topic]

why the fuck is rick and morty so fucking god damn normie holy shit. The show makes it seem like this really light hearted garbage with normie shit like pickle rick or whatever, (I hear fucking 300lb whales spouting this shit in public) and then go into LE DEEP PHILOSAFACAL garbage, like nihilism, acting like it has any integrity yet a middle school twink faggot could write the same exact shit. If you enjoy this garbage show, you're apart of the problem.

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:03:02 Post No.744153801
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>>744153695
fucking retard, doesn't even know the difference between "apart" and "a part"

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>>744153695
i gave in last week, it isn't actually that bad and is quite entertaining, you're just being a fucking whiny bitch because ppl likes things you hate that you can't even find rational reasons to justify it, stop being a fucking faggot for once OP

Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:04:20 Post No.744153885
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:04:20 Post No.744153885 [Report]

Nice bait

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:52:39 Post No. 744156767 [Report] [View this topic]

New Cock Tribute Thread. Old one died.

Post your best saved CTs!

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:59:31 Post No.744157105
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>>744157105

Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:06:14 Post No.744157463
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:08:03 Post No. 744150195 [Report] [View this topic]

Deutscher Fotzen Faden™ Frühedition

>Fragen stellt ihr

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:25:29 Post No.744151387
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:25:29 Post No.744151387 [Report]

Ach dann fickt euch doch alle selbst

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:26:25 Post No.744151453 [Report]

>>744150195
>>744151387
OP IST EINE DUMME FOTZE

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Wenn zuviel gespeichert wird, wird es immer schwere, die wirklich relevante Information zu finden, und daher geht es auch darum, MEHR SICHERHEIT zu bieten, und das ist nicht der Fall, wenn einfach wild drauflos gespeichert wird, schon gar nicht, wenn es rechtswidrig ist.

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 10:28:12 Post No. 744160689 [Report] [View this topic]

DRAW THREAD

delivering sling bikini for anon in last thread.

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 10:39:37 Post No.744161090
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Saw someone asked for this last thread. Sorry for late. (hopefully EHG is ok w this)

Anonymous 2017-09-04 10:40:59 Post No.744161159
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>>744161090
Who cares about him, I has fap material, that counts.
Could jizz week worth in to you.

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>super sleepy bunny baby joins in

Any quick requests?

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 10:35:03 Post No. 744160922 [Report] [View this topic]

YLYL thread

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 10:44:48 Post No.744161318
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>>744160922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM1QTaYHMso

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>>744160922
Oh shit

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 10:33:27 Post No. 744160867 [Report] [View this topic]

smash or pass thread

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>>744160867
Pass

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>>744161106
smash hard!

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>>744160867
pass
>>744161106
smash
>>744161199
smash

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 10:23:17 Post No. 744160518 [Report] [View this topic]

Phone home screen thread.

Best me edition.

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>>744160518
Haven't used Orbot in a while. Is it worth getting back?

Anonymous 2017-09-04 10:39:38 Post No.744161091
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>>744161007
does avast actually do anything on your smartphone?

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 10:24:42 Post No. 744160571 [Report] [View this topic]

Im a married family man in his mid 30's who used a "sugar daddy" website to fuck this early 20's kindergarten teacher.

Obviously cant go around bragging about it, but it was awesome...so

Ask me anything.

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 10:28:36 Post No.744160705
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 10:28:36 Post No.744160705 [Report]

Got any nudes?

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More pics if theres interest....

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:53:28 Post No. 744159456 [Report] [View this topic]

Gf asleep. What do?

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:54:20 Post No.744159491
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>>744159456
lick her feet

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hit her with a broom as hard as you can

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>>744159456

Put phone down/get off computer.

Slide behind and wake her up the fun way,

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:22:06 Post No. 744151170 [Report] [View this topic]

What's your excuse for being depressed?

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:24:05 Post No.744151306
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:24:05 Post No.744151306 [Report]

not depressed but i cant figure out whats wrong with me. over the last month ive had signficantly reduced sense of sight,smell,taste and hearing, as well as sensation all over my body. doctors keep telling me its just anxiety, they can all suck my fucking cock

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 07:24:44 Post No.744151337 [Report]

>being depressed
juvenile.

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