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inb4 nigger

So this really is a thing huh? , Fucking Human beings man ..smh

want to hear my female rape story? can greentext

No one guessed it in the previous one:

>Be big and nice guy
>Fucking hate tanks
>Can actually tear them apart if you have your magic lantern with you
>Like a petite tsundere blondie who is your boss

>quantified crazy
>world o' normies
>plastic people
>cyborg enthusiast
>crazy art dude

>>730462612

Is it a series or a movie?

>>730466233
Depends on the situation.

Just a 3sum bro

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Depends on how she likes it

nnice!!!!!!!!!!!

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The link above is clickbait, don't go there. Let me explain how this works.

OP uses a website that pays him to get gullible idiots to complete surveys
>He gets his own unique URL for victims to use
To drum up business, OP posts about something he feels will attract anons (software hacker, celebrity nudes, etc.)
OP adds the survey URL to his posts, forwarded from a different URL so newtards can't tell true destination
OP also uses a robot to samefag his own thread to give the impression it's legit (see below*)
Lust-filled newtards click on OP's link and some actually complete the survey in their paroxysms of desire
>OP banks the cash
Newtards rage about butthurt and cast aspersions about OP's parentage and morals
>OP smiles at newtards' tears as he buys stuff with money from survey site

*Bot phrases:
>nicce!!!!!!!!
>I'd love to bloww a load in her ass.
>this is the art of suckingg:D.
>gooooood.
>ooooooohhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
>Cute ass
>she takes it like a champ!!
>I'm so fuckin jealous of this dudde.... Thatt should be my cock in her mouth!!!!!
>That was great she is one sexy girl
>The girl has talent!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>i like more abote this video becouse is the best ever
>nice cock,very few girls can do that on a cock that big.
>she takes that whole thing like its nothing
>cute ass
>lol, this is an art work!
>that shit was amazing!
>Now Thats a Blowjob!!!
>She's the one!
>i just love her, she can suck cock,mmmmm
>That is how it's meant to be done right there. I only hope I can get as lucky as that guy.
>0:52 to the end... What can I say? It's flawless. <3
>very nice
>I think ive wet myself
>dream of every mastrubationist
>Nice

I'dd lovee to blow a load in her ass

kill yourself

>>730464881
I'll bite.

Nuclear fusion

Now, as this esteemed gentleman says
>>730464908
kill yourself

>>730464881
its own gravity causes pressure that heats it up

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>>730464367

>>730467474
No need to roll if fuck them all

>>730467544
*i'd

>>730467474
Rollerino1

roll a joint or makeshift bong from a bottle. youtube that shit.

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this is a killer

/thread

>>730465671
that doesnt even look like enough weed to smoke with

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>730465555 that quads tho

>>730465502
Fucking breast inflation fags, not rolling for this

WHY ARE THEY SO FAT

>>730462619
Child porn

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>>730462201
Anal BBC being slutty as possible

>>730462782
fucking kek

Lost

>>730461245
>by mistake
i think youll die lonely

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Stolen

>>730462490
Nice body

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>>730465352

>>730465423
You actually think he's going to live that long. That's funny.

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>>730465675