REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW?
Can she be 11 ?
Fuck off with these threads.
>>730699227
11 too old
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY
I have been practicing black magic for 14 years. I have been very successful at spells and summoning. With that being said,
Lets play a game /b/:
EVERY post that ends in 77 in this thread will obtain great wealth within the next 30 days.
BUT,
EVERY post that ends in 66 in this thread will die a violent and painful death within the next 24 hours.
Please only play if you are serious and willing to take the risk.
Good luck my friends
Fuck off
show me the tiddy, slap me in the dicky
>>730700492
put a toothpick under your toenail and kick a fucking wall, faggot
Is it time?
For what?
Yes, its time. Let the leaks begin
Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.
>>730690162
why you didnt have sex yet ?
I guess you stink
>>730690636
I bet*
>>730690636
I probably stink. Also, I am a fucking autist.
What happened to that Wendy anon from last night? She was cute
She was queen b material
>>730692468
post pic pls. I've missed it.
oh lord they started on wendy already
YLYL you cucks.
Do your worst.
>>730695486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GmGtoI2Wco
>>730695854
jesus nice one anon
I bought this dildo for my wife to have more fun in our sexual relation.
The matter is it's really bigger than me and my wife love it.
Since I bought it she always want to take when we have sex.
Do i have to throw it in the bin?
if you throw it out, she will just buy another one
don't be offended OP. you would do the same thing. it feels better for her and makes her cum easier.
>>730686101
What a quality post
>>730686148
Yeah but don't she be tempted to go to see man with biggest cock than me? :(
I'm only her second sexual partner
When did you realized Liberalism is bullshit?
Same time I realized Conservatives were just as bad.
About six months after obama got in office
>>730698634
this
Let's get some asian thread started /b/!
Girl I fucked in Japan
Post yer celebs
Chubby Thread
OP your girl isn't chubby. She's just fat. Maybe not a whale but still
>>730696952
Need advice.
Grew up and still am a poorfag. Bad relationship with parents as far back as i remember. They are bad people and ill just leave it at that.
Mom diagnosed with dementia and parkinson's. Dad cant care for her. He finds a live in care center for her, but the state wants everything. House, her life insurance, anything of value with her name on it.
Dad losing his shit, calls me and needs help.
Is there any other way? Does my dad have to lose it all? Ok, we dont like each other, but he worked his whole life for whar little he has and i dont think anyone deserves to lose it all just like that.
Seems hopeless.
Honestly, i wont lose sleep on it. But, nobody deserves to lose everything like that. Are there any options available besides sticking him with the job of caring for her while shes shitting herself and mumbling on about nothing 20+ hours a day?
>>730693805
be the better person anon, I say help them,not for personal gain but to be a good person all around.
Plan on doing what i can. But, i have a family of my own now. Money-wise, theres absolutely nothing i can do to help.
Not looking to fuck them over at all...but there isn't much i can do.
>>730693805
>>730693933
Agreed. Before any edgy 10 year old stops by and tells you to kill yourself, I'd recommend you take this anons advice OP. Good luck
Pics you shouldn't share/want more of continued
(Want more of pic)
>>730693668
More!!!
Any interest?
>FINAL BATTLE
>ROLL OUT
>>730690848
Kill this MF
>>730691044
Weak roll. Let me end this.
How often do you get dubs /b/?
not a lot
Every time I post
>>730695336
Except for that time