WWYD thread:
To girl on right
>>731328535
Deport her
>>731328535
Pour the ice cream on her asshole and make her friends lick it off.
Titfuck right. Forcibly cum in her pussy while I suck on her lip
> take piss feel bump on balls
> shid
Help
>>731332355
I'm gonna attempt to pop it
Cut them off
>>731332416
Get a hobby knife. Go deep to really get to the root.
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https://pomf.pyonpyon.moe/yjtqyw.htm
welcome master <3
>>731329805
i don't know what it is, I'm always here right on fucking time.
Rate, save, and spread.
>>731335902
>>731335957
>>731335991
any sex doll owners here?
im strongly considering one but are they worth it?
and how the fuck do they ship it to you? and how do you hide or transport them if guests come over or you have to move?
>>731325230
a bag/box ..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Is it just a sex thing or do you wanna like have a relationship with it? I'd say grab a Fleshlight and if need be some fake tits easier to hide than a "person"
>>731325746
just a sex thing but i like the idea of a full body sex toy.
Do you remember the first time you got dubs? Was it as great as you always imagined it would be?
>>731333030
my first time is now.
>>731333075
kys
>>731333030
No, but I remember the first time I got trips. I got trips in a nude get thread and was hailed as a champion... but OP was a faggot that didn't deliver.
Tinder thread? I've only gotten laid a few times on tinder and I want to improve that. Like what's a good bio/opener. I get matches commonly enough, but usually the convo just dies and then nothing happens. Help me step it up /b/
A few times?!
I paid for that shit, spend hours and hours on it, not too bad looking since I can get girls decent IRL and never got anything out of tinder..
I had no luck on there is get tons of matches but no one would meet up. Then I gave up and started just bullshitting girls. I started pretending I had a much better job than I did and the flood gates opened up. Nothing turns girls on more than money
try /soc/
also as long as you're white and decent looking, you will get laid. if you're not, you better have a lot of money / be flaunting in your pics otherwise no woman is gonna match with you.
also for convos, you should just get straight to the point, no point in dicking around the bush, i'm sure you've seen most women are 'not into hook ups' on tinder, and you'll find a lot that are not, but if that's all you're after, you have to tell them straight up, it's rare that you can talk your way into their panties, and I doubt OP can since he's saying his convos die and he doesn't have a good bio/opener.
Where do I find real rape videos?
grand jury duty
>>731332979
Police department evidence archives
Hey /b/ post your shoe
rate and get rated
>>731332593
how's your sex life?
What's your life goal?
Mine is to make my dad proud even tho he says I already do
Yeah sounds about right
Also I wouldn't mind fucking Winona Ryder
>>731333456
keep on living until i die
>>731333456
live into my 50s.
Tell me why you're so afraid of Bill Nye, /b/.
>>731332818
Don't give a fuck about either one of them
Twink/ Boy butt thread.
Femboys/CDs always welcome. Get in here and show that ass you fags.
Someone post what you what do to them
>>731332448
I would give them the proper treatment and support they need to overcome their gender dysmorphia and any accompanying mental illnesses.
Just as an FYI, I have severed the radial artery
Bitch only fags cut side to side when youre doing being a pussy cut downwards. Fucking normies
>kys
>can't even kys
Jesus, son. Buck the fuck up.
Yeah, I know. Just practicing.
I just had a kidney stone removed through a tube up my dick a couple hours ago. Currently in a decent amount of pain and taking Percocet and like 40 mg of hydrocodone. Peeing just about 100% blood every hour or so. I could use a ylyl thread right about now. Help me out anons? Have a stent up my dick and it'd be nice to forget about having to have help every time I need to get out of my chair.
>Tldr; in a lot of pain, would love a ylyl thread guys.
>>731331385
had that too anon. I feel your pain
New fb/IG fap v.3847483
>>731335285
More?