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FB/IG fap cont.

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Hi /b/ cali trap here. bored and feeling slutty.

Pls tell me what to do. Dubs decides.

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>be me, 21 yo robot.
>won't bore you with the details, just wanted to tell
>meet schizophrenic guy round my age via one of my friends
>he shows me a text he wrote, seems like a collection of random thoughts
>almost like radio transmitions he receives and writes down
>Can clearly see the voice of his sanity expressed via what he thinks is art
>mfw he speaks of all the things I know of, the conceptual war, the pyramid of reality, the existence of sentient abstract entities and its ecosystem, the trap of reencarnation, the limitations of this Universe due to our concrete ways to percieve it.
>he calls it "magical realm"
>MFW I realized this guy gets it, he actually fucking gets it, not like other people that just try to understand my way of thinking in a dissgusting attempt to be empathic

What do I do, anon? I feel like I just found one of my elder friends, but his vessel is just to burn out of make any sense, he won't be of any use like this.

Do I accept it, the true nature of reality? Do I embrace insanity?

Patricio, si estás leyendo esto: no estás solo, espérame.

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First you notice the heat; It's impossibly warm on your tongue. Then the aroma hits you all at once. The unmistakable reek of sweet human waste overpowers your airway. With great effort you let it linger momentarily on your tongue, savoring the moment before you greedily scarf down your prize. The texture is that of a lumpy clay as your teeth cut through the creamy goodness. Just when it seems the odor could not be stronger, small pockets of greasy liquid break between your teeth and send a wave of hot, reeking gas into the air. It tastes so bitter. You hardly chew before slurping down every lumpy morsel. It coats your throat as it slides toward your stomach leaving a savory, muddy smear. Just as quickly as it came, it is gone. You have eaten the communion of Andy Sixx's hot log, and will crave nothing else for the rest of your life.

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Why are tattooed people scumbags, /b/?

>at the park on my day off
>watching kids play
>spot a good looking woman
>she's wearing a maxi dress with a side slit
>erection intensifies
>she turns around
>tattoo on her shoulder
>welp, there goes the erection

Not long after...

>see the same woman with presumably her daughter
>she's around 7-9
>her hair is colored at such a young age
>her beauty is masked by that degeneracy on her hair
>genuinely concerned for her as she is raised by her single whore mother on degenerate values
>that little girl's life is all meth hits, drug dealers, hearing mom get fucked in the next room and random dudes passed out in the living room
>they walk off
>that's that, then
>even if she was single, I dodged a fucking bullet because of her tattoo/s

Is there a direct correlation between people who willingly desecrate their body, and some kind of "genetic predisposition" to being a gigantic, irredeemable loser? Does it lie on a deep neurological level?

Why are all tattooed people such cataclysmic fuckups?

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I remember the days when Batmen only had sex with little boy Robins.

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>iTT post:
>first name only
>eye color
>height and weight
>dob
>city of residence
>occupation
>last video game you played
>last movie you watched
>last song you played
>favorite hobby
>one goal for your life
>one thing you like about youself
>two things you HATE about yourself
>favorite food
>favorite beverage
>trump fan?
>USA fan?
>what are the ingredients of water?

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Cute faces you know and want to cum on
This is my cousin

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trap thread
please dump your traps

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Rare Pepe Thread

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Fiance has locked me out of our room while she has an anxiety attack inside. What do I do?

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Roll for your Game of Thrones sex slave.

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CONT

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THE QUEEN HAS DIED

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