Need some help b/ros, I live in a poor country, no future, no hope, nobody cares about me, no love etc, I need help to find a way to put an end to my life, but I am too coward to jump from a building or a bridge, is there a way, like when you want to put down your dog, maybe I dont diserve to die not even like a dog, whatever. I'll apreciate any idea.
no ideas?
Opiate overdose is one of the easiest ways to go. It appears violent and painful, but the high dose negates any suffering, and you just drift off into heaven.
>>744288491
This
Trips decides who I nuke
>>744290314
RHODE ISLAND
Dprk or whatever cunt ry that is
uk
Yo /b/
21/m here. Looking to buy my first toy, figured I'd get some advice here.
I'm having doubts between a regular vibrator or one of those cock like dildo's with a suction cup. Which one is better for anal play? Is the vibration any good anally?
>pic related
Have you ever tried to stick something in your ass by yourself? It's awkward. Suction cup is definitely better for that.
>>744291347
Quite experienced regarding that. I do think you might be right though.
Dildo + vibrations is the best
Share your worst experiences with women. I'll start. This happened over the course of yesterday and today.
>be me
>first day of school
>chill, don't have to do anything
>bullshit ends and me and a group of people decide to go out and do something
>theres like 9 of us, i think 5 guys 4 girls
>we pass time looking for something for one of the girls mother
>decide to go to this pizza place, 2 girls go home(+1guy who left earlier)
>we eat and decide we should try out the new electric bikes that you can rent (like in berlin)
>another guy leaves. now its just me, a good friend of mine, another guy and 2 girls
>one of the girls says that she cant go or some shit
>she hugs everybody but me and just laughs nervously
>I'm not dirty, 5'9, overweight but not extremely (not like an amerifag basically)
>that hurt my soul but okay
>we continue to go to the bikes place
>I am the only guy who has an account for the bikes
>basically I rent the bikes to a guy and a girl, bestfriend had a bike and i tried the electric bikes with him earlier
>we go along this river, the weather is shitty though
>it starts to rain
>fuck.jpg
>we go back to the nearest bike station to leave the bikes there and metro back home
>another guy leaves us
>me, bestfriend and girl are in the subway
>its her station
>guess what
>she hugs bestfriend and laughs nervously when it comes to me
>fml
I'll post what happened today in pt2
>>744290073
You sound beta as fuck. Start lifting and stop fucking caring about hugs from some cunt. Get a grip and stop acting like a bitch.
>your problems will be fixed in no time
>well maybe some time depending on how fat you are
lmaooo girls always hug me man sucks for u
Part 2
This happened today, about 4 hours ago
>be me
>first full day of school
>still chill, nothing is really happening
>after school, a bunch of my classmates decides to go out together
>i'm there too
>we go to this cafe place nearby
>go upstairs, more room there (theres prolly 11 of us, half of the class)
>this one girl which had previously thrown a chair onto me sits right next to me
>i make a joke and tell her "this is the type of music i listen to"
>first play death grips, then jake cunt's everyday bro
>almost everybody there gets the meme
>she stands up, grabs her backpack and smacks me in the jaw with it
>there DEFINETELY was something heavy made out of metal there
>one tooth almost falls out, gums bleed
>she then claims i called her a bitch
>she is out of her fucking mind, i barely said a word to her
>sits on another chair, which was taken by friend who was ordering at the time
>when he comes back she says "I cant sit here"
>fucks off to the corner of the cafe place
>leaves
I'm not going to shoot up the school (Although I should, most of the teachers there are cunts.
Anything you reccomend I should do to the girl in pt2? Not kill her or rape her because 1 - if i kill her i'll become a total outcast (jailtime for killing somebody is extremely short here so no probs in that regard) and 2 - i'd be scared to do that, bitch probably has aids.
Kik tributes to BCBrittany
>>744286644
her please
want pics of clairedontcare
>> be me end of middle school have crush on grill
>>to beta to speak to her , at the end of highschool she starts dating on of my friends
>>feelsbad.jpg
>>leave highschool with boken heart still beta as fuck.
>>go to med prep school, i meet there absoulute qt3.14 god-tier grill
>>beta gene kicks in still end up not speaking to her , leave prep classes after 3 months due to depression
>>decide to take year off
>>befriend chad and start hanging with him
>>chad always bangs a different chick every weak
>> ask him how he does , he essentially says than when he meets a giril he befriends her and at least take her number
>>msg her for(2-3) days then ask for a date
>>make her drink a "little" too much during date ask if they can go to a "better place" comes home ,tease then fuck her
>> rinse and repeat
>>decide to give a try , fuck first grill ever instantly become alpha
>>fuck many grill
>> later i fuck that chick i liked in highschool
>>still looking for that med school chick
So /b/ why are you not drowning in pussy ? There are many good grills out there that would suck you off even if you are a retarded neckbeard.
>>744291425
because i dont want to defile myself with this world even more
there is nothing alpha about being a man whore
>>744291425
Because i'm really insecure about myself. However I worked on that and i'm pretty sure this new year will be better.
>>744291766
also, faggot
>>744291766
I am not whoring, just fufilling my needs and they are glad to help me out
No YLYL?
YLYL.
https://youtu.be/8Dkmw5_p1wM
I have a fetish for drowning girls.
AMA
>>744289550
Drowning or drowned?
>>744290287
Both, I suppose.
post some then
How do you feel about Female Weight Gain?
Gross.
>>744289029
Women become invisible when they're 15 lbs overweight. No interest.
Post more of snowww?
>be elected President with under 50% of the popular vote
>be most unpopular president in American history
>have almost no political experience
>be called radical, funny-looking buffoonish moron
>fail major debates (according to the press)
>Democrats threaten secession nationwide
>riots kick off in major cities across country
>see approval rating fall below 35-40% almost immediately
>get called fascist nutjob and tyrant by all the press
>watch as nation erupts into frenzied political violence and chaos between fringe factions
>be President Abraham Lincoln
>pic unrelated
>>744287718
>be elected President with under 50% of the popular vote
literally 10% of the pollination even voted best case scenario 6% of the country voted for him
>>744287718
>and the Chinese are having him overthrown because of his problems with North Korea
>pic now related
>>744287718
>be retarded liberal
>believe CNN hysterics
>don't actually realize people love the president because I only half understand globalist bullshit
>cry about it on facebook
>believe I'm le resistance
>back in my cuckcage
Don't let me down /b/. Give me your best blow job advice. What do you like? What feels good? I've asked my hubby for advice but he just says he enjoys what i do. But I've never made him come undone. I've never made him so turned on he can't stay still or has to grab my hair and trust into my mouth. His birthday is in one month and I want to make his head spin. Teach me how to give an amazing blow job.
no teeth, go deep.
>>744291031
this
>>744290926
What technique do you already use?
Why is 9mm ammo considered a pussy bullet or frowned upon? What's wrong with it?
Boomers and size-fags.
There's nothing wrong with 9mm. Modern hollowpoint design allows for similar penetration and wound channels for 9mm and .45.
If you absolutely need to punch a whole through somebody and the guy behind him, then just go 10mm and be done with it.
Plus you can fit nearly double the number of 9mm rounds compared to .45 in the same size firearm, so if you live in a free state (no gay magazine limits), then the only reason you have to own a .45 is to round out your collection.
>>744288721
Bad rep. NATO 9mm FMJ is ass compared to designer ammo
Chubby Girls
Preferably OC
>my wife
>>744290227
More of the fine woman
>>744290227
I BET HER PUSSY SMELLS OF MAYONNAISE AND FEET
Yes.
Yes. And if she didn't, you should coerce her into doing more.
>>744291062
i have her iCloud password and i saw in the past that there was a video of one of her friends twerking on a guy and she had beads around her neck and there were a ton of guys in their room
>>744291254
She wasn't twerking?
Dubs choose the folder, we continue from there
adventure
Dragon Ball
>>744290404
yeag homestuck