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I have a nearly 400lb slob on social media that's constantly posting about how he's a correctional officer, and all kinds of shit. Always talking about when he's going to work. When he gets off work, and constantly posting memes about how bad ass correctional officers are. Are they really as bad ass as he says?

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One of the many memes he posts.

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Anonymous 2017-05-07 12:32:15 Post No.731743497
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Anonymous 2017-05-07 12:32:15 Post No.731743497 [Report]

He's also in his 30's and this is his second job ever. He's only worked for probably 2 years of his life. His job before this was a security guard.

Anonymous 2017-05-07 12:39:28 Post No.731744105
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Anonymous 2017-05-07 12:39:28 Post No.731744105 [Report]

I'm 18 and a corrections officer, it's not a hard job tbh.

Anonymous 2017-05-07 12:46:46 Post No.731744763
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Anonymous 2017-05-07 12:46:46 Post No.731744763 [Report]

>>731744105
I'm pretty sure my friend thinks he's a cop.

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Anonymous 2017-05-07 01:35:19 Post No. 731748990 [Report] [View this topic]

Whats the cringiest thing you've ever done /b? I'll Start..

>be me
>be few weeks ago at uni
>all my friends are going out to some bar that has karaoke
>say fuck it and go out since last week of class
>get super fucking drunk
>almostblackedout.png
>get to bar
>everyone putting there name and the song they want in
>in drunken state decide I want to sing too
>go up to DJ and request song
>all my friends go up and do there song
>all pretty popular songs
>almost everyone in the bar sings along to every song
>" Alright next up, anon, will anon please come to the stage"
>my turn
>at this point I was stupid drunk
>go up and start belting out this song at the top of my lungs
>music sounds louder than everyone else's songs think the DJ just turned it up
>in my head im absolutely killing it,
>can hardly hear the music over how loud im singing
>song ends and i look up
>everyone in huge bar staring not saying a word
>my mfw when the song was I Miss You by Blink-182
>mfw nobody sung along just stood around awkwardly
>literally ran out of the bar all my friends laughing their asses off

share stories also general cringe thread

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Anonymous 2017-05-07 01:38:08 Post No.731749210
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Anonymous 2017-05-07 01:38:08 Post No.731749210 [Report]

How the fuck OP

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> dancing with *dykes* to get some pussy smell around me

> getting people to think I'm queer as folk

> friend zone so hard some random grandmas on the street through me kisses and I actually respond in kindness

Anonymous 2017-05-07 01:41:05 Post No.731749471
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>>731748990
>be me
>lvl 21 some shity job in netherlands, i dont speek dutch
>its break time i want to eat
>wow cool machine with cool food
>fck i have only paper money
>and in my poor english some women if thay can change my money
>thay dont understood
>thay give me their food im embrased and try to deny but its to hard so i take from them that sandwich and go to my sit
>after a while thay still give food, some fruits and other stuff
>never have been so embrased in my life

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Anonymous 2017-05-07 03:09:49 Post No. 731757816 [Report] [View this topic]

trips and i post tits

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Anonymous 2017-05-07 03:11:21 Post No.731757955
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Anonymous 2017-05-07 03:11:21 Post No.731757955 [Report]

Sure

Anonymous 2017-05-07 03:11:47 Post No.731757988
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Anonymous 2017-05-07 03:11:47 Post No.731757988 [Report]

>>731757816
Wait...

You look young. Age please?

Anonymous 2017-05-07 03:11:53 Post No.731757995
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>>731757816

rollllin

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Anonymous 2017-05-07 01:15:58 Post No. 731747273 [Report] [View this topic]

I know one of you fuckers have momokuns patreon.
Any good shit on there, looks promising.

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Anonymous 2017-05-07 01:20:16 Post No.731747624
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Anonymous 2017-05-07 01:20:16 Post No.731747624 [Report]

nah man the shit on her patreon isnt worth sharing.

Anonymous 2017-05-07 01:25:04 Post No.731748037
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Anonymous 2017-05-07 01:25:04 Post No.731748037 [Report]

I likey

Anonymous 2017-05-07 01:37:30 Post No.731749153
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Anonymous 2017-05-07 01:37:30 Post No.731749153 [Report]

>>731747624
Damn? Really?

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-05-07 03:00:59 Post No. 731757041 [Report] [View this topic]

Rule 34 Thread
>dump theme is danny phantom

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>>731757041

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>>731757146

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>>731757190

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Anonymous 2017-05-07 02:37:40 Post No. 731754848 [Report] [View this topic]

Hunger Games
first 24 and no commentary

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Ryougi Shiki

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Shinobu Sensui

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Patty

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Anonymous 2017-05-07 02:26:07 Post No. 731753737 [Report] [View this topic]

How do I redpill my gf?
Pic related

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Anonymous 2017-05-07 02:27:23 Post No.731753868
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Anonymous 2017-05-07 02:27:23 Post No.731753868 [Report]

She has a mental disorder. Dump her ass OP

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Anonymous 2017-05-07 02:27:27 Post No.731753882 [Report]

>>731753737
ABANDON SHIP
DO NOT PASS GO
DO NOT COLLECT $200
GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL

Time to give it up,this one is clearly bat shit insane and now is the time for you to get out freely