new fb fap
>>731796466
>>731796534
How fucking hopeless do your chances with girls have to be before "sitting on 4chan jerking it to facebook" becomes your best option?
Seriously, you sad underage retards.
alright b-tards, need legal help. Say I catfished some chick from another country, and scored some nudes (pic unrelated but could output some of the ones I scored if yall help)
If I black mailed her and forced her to send more nudes, whats the likely hood of me getting in trouble with the police??
Don't do it
Drop the pics
>>731796564
is that due to moral choices or legal cause I aint lookin for no moral counciling
Fat girls that get your dick moving part 2
Old thread
>>731781779
>>731795450
Rule 34
Hey /b/. Look I know it's a little funny using it from time to time, but we have to stop using the n word. Once in a blue moon is fine, but saying it constantly is just putting a negative image on 4chan, a great website. It's a racist word and should not have any place in our mouth.
Thank you and god bless.
3/10
But seriously, I remember using it casually irl with close friends and on here until I was like 21. You usually grow out of it when you realize it's not okay to use at all and saying "there's a difference between niggers and black people" makes you sound like a fucking idiot.
You're either an edgy teen or a white trash adult if you still use it.
>>731795714
Back to your safe space nigger.
>>731795714
t. nigger
Pics you shouldn't share.
I'm not gonna lie my life is a pile of shit. I'm 27, live with my parents, have no job, no girlfriend, no prospects. My music career has fizzled to nothing. I have no reason to live and yet I've never had any desire to end my life. I'd rather live homeless. Explain to me the reason why other pussies end their life and im still here?
>>731793386
what sort of music did you make
>>731793876
I was a producer/ songwriter. Mostly pop/hip hop stuff.
>>731793386
Because you either don't have the balls to go through with it or you've got a reason for staying. My reason is my 2 kids even though every day feels like fucking torture in my mind due to PTSD, depression and anxiety. If it weren't for them I wouldn't be writing this post.
Deutscher Fotzen und Neger Faden
Okay
>>731790810
>Neger Faden
weiß jemand wo nelson müller wohnt? ich überlege den einzufangen. ich wollte schon immer einen neger der mir lecker süppchen kocht.
was gibts zum mittag bei euch?
Irish thread?
bcnzdrpg
Girls you've cum inside of part 2
>>731792844
SAGED AND REPORTED
STOP SHITTING UP THIS BOARD WITH YOUR SHITTY THREADS
ALSO POST MORE THAN 5 INAGES WHEN STARTING A THREAD
>fooling around with new girlfriend
>only been dating 6 weeks
>did it 5 times. 3 blowjobs
>tonight, first time 69
>she has an orgasm
>crawls away from me and convulses by my feet
>I ask her if she's ok
>she literally jumps on my head, facing the wall
>she sits on my face and grabs the headboard with both hands
>Starts grinding her vagina on my mouth
>I try to stick my tongue out, but my tongue can't lift a whole person
>hear muffled sound of her having orgasm
>eventually feel something warm in my mouth
>takes me a second to realize it's urine
>there is literally warm urine pouring into my mouth
>the stream intensifies
>I try to turn my head but her thighs are gripping me
>I start to verbally object
>inhale a mouthful of her urine
>Start coughing uncontrollably
>try to sit up but can't, she's grabbing the headboard
>panic and freak the fuck out cause I can't breath
>vomit vertically
>it comes out of my nose
>she finally realizes that I'm not into someone peeing in my mouth
>she gets off of me
>looks at my face covered in vomit and urine
>she laughs
>push her off of the bed and go to the bathroom and shut the door.
>still in here. she's asking me if I'm ok through the door.
>don't know what to say.
>this has never happened to me before.
What the fuck. Why can't I find a normal girlfriend?
>>731793275
Cuff her and cum in her pussy. Don't ask. Just do it
How can you say you love her if you can't even drink her pee?
Go out n do what u want on her. Don't ask, do it.
ITT inexpicably popular comedians you hate
I'll start
>>731791789
ouch, that edge cuts.
kill yourself
>>731792024
strike a nerve, did I? ;^)
>>731791789
>hating things
You cant surpass this pic
You underestimate my power
>>731786691
not bad, but still smaller, and with support. Mine are just hanging like a cow's
>>731786871
Creepshot thread
Y u gotta creep on kids man.
Sigh... Rekt thread.
What the fuck is she aiming at? The air around the cat?
>>731790352
not to mention she's killing her dog.