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>>744316913
Having only some of these makes you normal. Having all of these makes you lucky. Imo normies are the people that desperately try to lead perfect lives and blend in like retards. To answer your question, I do have all of those except a job.

>>744317505
thats a good way to see things, thank you. Do you feel like you are lucky?

Im a lawyer with a steady girlfriend, loving parents and plenty of friends. I was diagnosed with depression in college, but the therapist just wanted money. Im happy. I post something like once a week.

>>744326811
i fuckeded you're mom

>>744326939
Ha, gotem!

ill start it from where it all began.
I was about 6 or 7, and my cousin, let's name her V, had just moved to the states. I don't have much memory of playing with her before I moved here, but whatever. So I used to always go to her house because hey, family's always hanging out. Eventually I would ask to go play with her during the day every other day and what not. I start going to her house and eventually we started playing doctor, and house. We would always kiss and play with our privates. That stopped eventually once she moved back to Peru. Years go by, it's 2010 and I go visit my family in Peru. I had a gf at the time and it being my first love, never thought about cheating. I was 15 at the time. Our families get together for a movie night at my aunts house, and there's 3 rooms playing movies. Me, V, and her little sister are in one room watching a movie. Nothing happened here, but I remember faintly thinking about how we used to play when we were little kids. She started to move her foot closer to me, as if she wanted to play footsies. We did for a little bit but it stopped once the movie ended. I leave Peru to come back to the US. More years go by and it's now 2015, I'm 19 now and she comes back for a visit. I was single then and so was she (I think she said she was talking to guys, but nothing serious). We started hanging out with her sister, and her step brother, and my brother. We then go to the beach. I was kind of surprised by how much she's grown at this point. Her boobs were pretty big, Idk what size, i was never a good boob estimator, but they weren't small. Not for a 16 year old. I couldn't stop looking at them every chance I had. We're at the beach and every ones talking, smoking, playing, whatever. We all decide to go in the water and that's where things started. She keeps moving closer to me each time we go to the deeper part. Eventually she decided to jump on my back because she was too short and she didn't wanna float.

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I've dumped loads to her. Anyone know who this is?

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>>744324757
rip

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>>744317696

>>744319132
roflmao omg i'm fucking dying

>>744319132
is that a boy?

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>>744324664

>>744324476
Nah, I scare people with my ugliness.

>>744324476
i was never told that, just told either no, or i have (insert relationship of your choice here)

Right. Girls are for fags.

>>744317697
Yes

>>744318162
Expand, please

>>744318222
Checked

>>744325317
end this meme?

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>>744325451
Would you grow up, please.

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Rate my bf

>>744325170
10/10 wish I had one

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Rate

>>744320901
6/10 tits lets see the whole package though

>>744324617
>being poor and having shit taste in movies

>>744324617
Its not even released yet you dipwad.

>>744324617
Why? Like all new movies, it looks awful.