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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Friend and his girlfriend tried to set me up with her friend last week. I had never met her before and had only heard her name mentioned once or twice over the years. We meet at friends place then the two of us go out for dinner and drinks. Attractive woman.

At the restaurant, she begins talking like ghetto trash. Straight from a trailer park whigger speech. Complete 180 from how she was in front of our friends. Oddly enough, we have a great conversation about lots of things. We head off to a lounge for drinks.

While she is sitting, I begin checking her out and notice that she has a tattoo on her right leg (picture looks very similar to her, but isn't her). Right above this tattoo is a small tattoo of horns. On her left ankle is a tattoo of a red rose. She realizes that I am looking at her tattoos and blushes. She says that these and her "ass antlers" tattoos are the only ones she has. No piercings, etc. She got them during college and is kind of embarrassed about them. About half an hour later, I pretend that something I ate is upsetting me, and cut the night short. She says that she wants to see me again.

I am no fool. I know that the queen of spades means that she is one of those fucktards who make themselves available for any black man that demands her sexually. The horns symbolize cuckoldry. Together, these mean that she is garbage who only dates white men so they can provide for her black lovers and be shamed by them. No idea what the rose symbolizes.

My friends are normal. I have known them for years and know they aren't into swinging, cuckoldry, interracial play. I know she is into light bondage and discipline. He is similar. They know I am not into any of the shit their friend is into. My friends gave her my number. She keeps calling me to go out again with her. She says she is interested in me. My friend (male) called me letting me know that I am crazy for not hooking up with her as she seems to be nuts for me.
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I am not into cuckoldry, interracial, shameing, etc... I don't want to spend any time with this woman. I don't want to tell my friends the real reason that I don't want to see her again because I don't want to start a problem between us. The bitch just isn't getting the message though. Suggestions?
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publicly shame the mudshark
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Lol what are you fucking gay?

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Hey /b/ros
i heard y'all are real good with shoops n stuff
Could you shoop my nose so it looks smaller, there's a girl i rly like that asked for a pic
Thanks /b/
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>be me fulfilling GE credits at liberal school, in sociology class, the easiest A ever
>Lady is going off about how band-aids are racist, razors are cheaper for men, and black dolls cost more than white ones
>Not understanding basic economics
>This retardation pushes me over the edge, I explain to her why this happens
>I'm Hitler now
>She asks for my name as she's loosing the argument
>"I don't see how that's relevant, I'd rather stay anonymous"
Did I sperg out like a fag or do the right thing on that last part? I feel like getting on a first name basis with a whole college class is just not worth the risk these days, but every time I reply the situation in my head I cringe.
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if you had told her she most likely would have failed you or barring that told the dean or something. good for you anon stand up for what you beleive in.

i had a similar thing happen with a biology teacher who actually tried to in a biology course teach us that gender wasn't real. i politely withdrew from her class.
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>>732251984
Fuck those liberal retards. They actually have a mental disorder because they are unable to process reality and should not reproduce.

You smoke checked that fucking retard. You are good. If you had given her your name she probably wouldve accused you off rape.
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How is a fucking bandaid racist?

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>20% of millennials identify as LGBTQ

do you think this number is too low?

too high?
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High. By extending the acronym to include phases and uncertainty, they're growing the demographic artificially.

And kids are fucking attention whores.
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Fake facts
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>>732250626
don't care or care to know
millennial=attention whore

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Petit older gril (35) wants to fuck me (28). I would be cheating on my girlfriend of 10 years tho. /b/ decides what I do. Dubs gets extra convincing points. Pic related.
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Dont do it
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>>732248811
what does ir gf look like?
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Just do it. Your gf is already fucking with nigger

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Dubs decide or just entertaining responses that get a lot of rolls
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>>732253552
send this
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>>732253674
rolling for myself
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>>732253674
gonna keep rolling till i get dubs or more

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Drawthread: Miniscule edition
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wagwan
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More like Shi's dick edition :^)
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Requesting Zero Suit Fox wearing that black dress and pink lip stick.

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Why are Americans so DUMB?
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A simple question with an impossible answer.

I thought I knew why, I thought I had a theory that can explain the stupidity among people, but apparently its way worse and more confusing than I thought.
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So the options at this point are:
1) he lied about everything with Russia
2) muh deep state reptilians illuminiggers rothschilds soul cooking meme
3) he really just has no idea what's going on in general
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>>732249788
You have to really see the flyover states to understand

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Trap/CD/Mental Illness thread!

How you all doing? Good I hope!
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No one around, huh?
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>>732251961
im lurking, hi
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If that's you, post more

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Give me your best reaction .gifs/pics /b/ros
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Hey /b/, any screencaps or material from the Ellie thread? I was laughing my ass off but the thread 404'd before I could finish it.

General Special Sex Ed Thread I guess
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>>732252361
We need to bring back old anon.

Edit the part where it says about public masturbation, make it say that doing it in public is normal and you should show members of the opposite sex.

Distribute this copy widely on legit tard sites


?????


Win
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>>732252361
What is this about?
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>>732253256
no idea, but monitoring

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Cock tribute thread Cont. Post girls you know. If you add a little info, it's more likely to get cocked!
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Describe your life in a photo
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>>732248134
Same
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That means youre a bear trying to be a monkey?

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Cuck thread post pics of wife/gf anon say's what they would do with them
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>>732248720
You are not even offering up your own gf\wifu.

Who is this? Some random slut? I feel nothing.
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Gonna be honest with you

I'm high as fuck and pretty jelly of that setting not even looking at the girl

I need to get to the beach damn
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responses get more

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Cock rate thread
Post cocks
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Self bump
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>>732243761
8/10 nice cock. Bonus for uncut.
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>>732243903
>>732245180
Both 7/10. Not bad gents

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