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body still there
trips gets coords

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Why did we elect a petty manchild as president?

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I fucked up. I just moved out on my own and I've been at it for about 3 months but I fucked up and now I have no money for food or gas until the 25th. I know it's irresponsible and stupid of me but I have no gas for my bucket to get to work and I don't want to get fired. pls help me bounce back so I can fill my tank until the 25th

pic related it's my bank account smfh

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>be me
>be at work, fry cook at McFats
>shit work but shekels are shekels
>manager's walking around
>asking people job-related questions
>probably to see who's crew trainer material or some shit
>she gets to me
>“Anon! How do you hold an ice cream?”
>wat
>brain goes haywire from being asked that stupid question
>spaghetti flowing out of every pocket and orifice
>mime how to hold an ice cream
>“L-like this”
>five whole seconds of silence
>“With a napkin, Anon.”
>she walks off
>mfw I realize what I did


Also greentext thread I guess

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Storytime you sick fucks

Have any of you degenerate shits, ever been busted in what kind of sick peverted porn you guys milk the baldman to? or busted someone else?

>Be 16yo
>At school
>The whole class is waiting for a substitute teacher, who hasn't shown up
>There's probably some mixup, so there's a good chance a teacher won't come
>fuckyesmate.webm
>The class gremlin wanna go to the teachers lounge and tell them we don't have a teacher
>youcisscum.jpg
>I tell him fucking not to
>"b-b-b-but Anon, we have to deliver our assignments!"
>He's not stuttering because he's nervous, just because he sucks, he was actually quite smug about it.
>you know these kind of classmates who nourish themself by licking their teacher's asshole - that's the Gremlin
>More humanbeings from the class join me
>No one wants a teacher to come, we would rather have our freedom
>Gremlin doesn't listen, he needs his fecal nourishment
>The Gremlin gets up and leaves the classroom
>He was wearing saggy pants, and white underwear with the worst skid mark imaginable
>Looks like his poo self-destructed by the will of allah in his underpants
>Would have considered fighting him, if he wasn't known for biting people to pieces with his buck teeth
>Me and a friend figure we have to get revenge on this teacher's-pet-tattletale-Gremlin-bitch
>Go through his bagpack while he's away
>It's one of those with wheels and a handle like he's on a fucking vacation
>I hate him so much
>all the shit in his bag is covered in cheetodust
>friend finds a 10gb USB flash drive in a sidepocket
>"fuck yeah, let's see what's on it"
>No one in class tries to stop us
>Classmates are actually cheering us on
>Everybody hates the Gremlin
>The shared hatred has unified our class
>Wereallinthistogether.mp3
>We're only getting stronger like a white man with Ebola
>A cute girls suggest we hook it up to the class computer and the projector
>Clevergirl.jpg
>We go for it
>Hook it up
>Everybody is waiting in anticipation

Cont.?

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Well?

You just gonna keep LOOKING at her or SAY something???

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/b/ros I need your help. Long story short hooked up with a girl at a party while both of us being drunk. I knew she had a boyfriend, but what I didn't know was that he has been training boxing for a couple of years. I've never taken any martial arts courses, been in a fight once.
I need advice (everything, no matter how dirty is acceptable) on how someone like me can possibly stand a chance (or at least deal some damage back) to the bf.
Also general useful tips for street fighting

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g'morning anon.
hope you slept well
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

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Girls showing ass/mooning

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CALLING ALL FAGGOTS TO G/FUR/

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Is smoking unnatractive towards women?
Smoking makes starting a conversation easy, yet its really bad for you and can put some girls off.
What does /b/ think?

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This... Is my first form.

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I own a chain of self storage locations in the South. I'm planning on firing all my employees who voted for Trump this December. I've been facebook stalking them for some time and I think I've identified all their political views. The people who voted for Trump will be getting terminated by email a week before Christmas. Ask me anything.

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fb/ig fap

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teen slut rate /10
..go!