Jesus and Satan don't exist. The gates to Heaven don't exist. The Bible is full of lies, and Church only feeds them.
>>732553926
If you're right, then we both rot in the ground an nothing happens.
If I'm right...
>>732554021
You're right. I believe in God and Heaven though, just not like a Christian.
>>732554021
Pascal's wager is for pussy ass motherfuckers:)
rule 34 mothers day edition
bump
general rule 34?
guess my age and kink(s).
>>732553040
b8/10
>>732553040
quick logdown:
>Rothschilds and Bogdanoffs bow down to Andy Sixx
>His anus is In contact with your lips
>Possesses psychic-like abilities to brew you a unique log specific to your favorite tastes and textures
>Controls your throat with an iron but fair sphincter
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal log-line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Logdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of shit-log research facilities on Earth
>said to have 215+ LQ, such bowel movements on Earth have only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented log-sharing capabilities
>He owns Nano-log R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Logdabots inside you right now
>He learned fluent French in under a week, and then ordered everything off of the menu to create new European flavors of shit
>Nation states entrust their log reserves with him.
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. Eternal log slidding down your fucking throat
>>732553040
go2bed
FB/IG Fap
OH HEY LOOK ITS THIS FUCKING THREAD AGAIN
fluffy thread!!!!!1111!!!!!!
you guys know the drill.
>>732552424
I wish sir abuse cont doing stuff. Is he at the booru?
Happy MOTHERs day!!!
>>732547731
Happy mothers day OP
>>732548019
Like mother milf day
>>732548147
We should celebrate with that mom all naked.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>732541445
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>REEEEELITISM
Reminder that Saya is Ika in disguise.
50% chance to win, trips or 69 decided Where I click: up or down
>>732555153
Top.
BOTTOM ONE
Bottom
>2017
>not being a fascist
what's your excuse?
>>732552579
i love watching men fuck my wife
i am if i get to make the rules
I don't have a god complex.
Pillow lounge loli thread circlejerk.
lolipocalypse edition.
>>732554823
q
Dubs get fb
Trips get nudes
Quads gets video
Hidden cam thread
>>732552906
dang that's hot, more?
>>732552906
>>732552833
my friend's big ass
Futa thread?
>>732552000
Fuck off faggot
>>732552071
Ahhh, an edgy teenager
ITT: share your worst drinking story
>29m working odd jobs
>gf of four years is a singer
>join her to a living room concert on our anniversary
>drink, coz you hate that singer song-writer shite
>drink more and more
>spiral.gif
>have massive blackout, because I'm prone to that
ffw next morning
>find myself lurking in front of shitty bars under a subway track
>manage to head back to the house where the party was
>host won't let me in, sounds reluctant af
>3hour train ride back to my home town
>text and call gf, won't respond
>response in the afternoon:
"you molested everybody at the place
talked mad shit about the music
peed in the staircase
when I tried to stop you
you threw a tantrum
you beat me with your backpack
some strangers stopped you
everybody was shocked about your behaviour
Anon (mutual friend) would have beat you up, if he saw you
don't ever call me again, get some therapy"
>basically telling me that all those 30 something people at the party will remember is me being a complete douchebad, an obscene drunk fucktard who beat his gf in front of everyone
>I've ruined her fucking moment
guess I'm single now.
So what's your worst story /b/?
>>732546253
tl;dr
>I ruined my gf's private concert and now I'm single
>be me, 22
>go with siblings to a small party with 10 people or so
>drink lots of rum
>crack jokes, have good time with all the people
>some guy gets guitar out
>start to mock his playing by doing air guitar right in front of him
>party winding down
>"dare me to drink this whole bottle of rum?"
>everyone says NOOOOOO
>drink most of it before someone stops me
>on ride home, feeling sick
>alcohol poisoning
>stop at park to vomit
>vomit
>see light post
>start dancing on/around it like stripper pole
>back in car, vomit again, catch it in my hands
>sing along to Leona Lewis song on radio with vomit all over me
>at home, family had to force me to take a shower
>everyone sees me naked
>pictures are taken
>never live it down, not ever
>>732546951
OP here, thanks for sharing
I also have a whole book of stories like that
I black out after some 4 beers, it's fucking ridiculous
Stoner Thread.
How do you guys smoke in your countries?
Me, Germany, is usally smoke Spliff joints and Bong.
>>732543679
no one cares that you inhale smoke.
>>732543679
Here we light on fire and inhale
>>732543738
No One cares for your faggotry.