Hookers/Escorts Prostitutes thread Part 2 (was typing a story when it 404'd)
Share you stories!
I have a bunch of stories if anyone is interested - not exactly hookers, but poor girls that replied to CL and Gumtree ads for a sugardaddy. Here's a sample:
>Be me, 31, recent breakup, move to new city
>Lonely, and horny as fuck
>Can't maintain an erection with condoms so hookers are out
>Have about 20k in the bank for various reasons, depressed and don't give a shit
>Put up ad on Gumtree (like CL) but doens't have a singles section any more
>Get a reply from a 19 year old slam pig, bit chubby, from a really shitty area
>Agree to meet up once a week overnight for £150
>She arrives at my door, cute young face though a bit hard (Glaswegian), size 14 I'd guess, decent enough figure
>Wearing a hat with shitty cheap hair extensions hanging out of it - doesnt take it off when she comes in.
>Cold night so offer a cuppa, make small talk, whatever, ask if she's DTF
>Good to go
>Strip her naked
>Fantastic full tits with really perky eraser sized nipples
>Love handles, but fuckable body
>Finally takes off hat - hair extensions are glued to a mostly bald head like 1 thread of real hair with 1000 threads of extensions.
>Looked bad man
>Whatever.jpg
>Really tiny pussy - like a 3" sliz at host and an innie
>TIGHT as hell (rare for a Glasgow girl)
>Creampied her after 10 minutes in the prone and bone
>Chatted a bit Fucked her 3 more times.
>Fell asleep playing with her big tittles
>Fucked her again in the morning and put her in a cab
>Sheets covered in fake tan and smell like hops
>Kept her for a few weeks tilll I got bored.
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So after hair extensions I was hooked on sugardaddy scenarios and posted daily ads online, but not too many replies. Eventually I get one:
>Email comes in form "Chloe"
>Says she's really desperate for cash, but has never done anything like this before and is really nervous/sketchy
>Asks if we can meet with no sex, just to see what i'm like
>I figure what the hell
>Sends pic , looks hot
>Arrives, sold 6.5/10, nice figure, dark hair and pretty face, but kinda shit personality that is obvious from the 1st look
>Pour her some wine
>Proceeds to say she needs exactly £350 for rent
>I say I can do £250 right then and there, and we can meet up another time for the same
>she hoes and humms
>Eventually boner wins and I agree to £350 way too much, as I could tell she would be a cold fish
>Can't kiss, keep giving me picks like my grandma
>Undress her, she demands her top/corset thing stay on because she is self conscious about her tits
>Tell her I need to see them, and she eventually agrees, they were meh. small and shapeless
>Nice hips though, but a landing strip and I hate pubes
>Tells me I need to wear a rubber
>I tell her we already talked about that (by email)
>She says no deal
>I get mad, but don't say anything, tell her I dont have any
>She pulls one out
>I take it, pretend to put it on, slip in on my big toe
>Fuck her savagely for about 10 minutes and pull out, pretend to take off condom and jizz all over her stupid top
>She gets a bit pissy, gets up and goes to the bathroom for like 30 minutes
>Says are you sure the condom is ok, I think you came in me
>Say, uhh obvious i didn't come in you. Flick the condom at her
>She apologises
>I ask her for a blowjob
> She does a terrible job if that, and I make her finish me by hand
>She gets up and I say it was nice meeting you etc.
>She says, so maybe we could meet up next week?
>"Sure, i'll email you" (pffft).
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>>733533217
Go for it!
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What are good legit sites? I'll post my story in a bit.
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Crush rate thread
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>>733539080
7
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>>733539080
Face 10
Body 8
Looks like she's kind and funny
Rate mine
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Rate my ugly ass face out of ten and gender me.
Fuck my shit up.
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>>733533388
m 8/10
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You already fucked yourself up
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Dave Mustaine/10
666 tells me what to do
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put your clothes back on and leave 4chan for a year
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>>733540693
666: use this weak ass bait as lube and shove that bbc up your asshole than ride it until you start bleeding, then keep riding it
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>>733540693
Suck the dildo deepthroat and hold for 10 mississippi seconds. Then spit on it and rub spit on your asshole and fuck that dick senseless. Record and post so I can watch it over and over again. I am the dildo satan.
Name my band
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>>733540476
EXPLOSION! At The Arena.
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Manchester Ignighted.
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niggers
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MILF thread continued
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Please anon continue with more of this one!
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>>733537789
Please don't, it will just be a thread of this slut and no nudes
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Femanon come back already!
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>>733540112
I'll bump this
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>>733540112
Just gonna repost my old pics for now, but third wheel is back.
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bump we need her back
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drawthread
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Second
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>>733532561
turd
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third
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What does /b/ think about this douche sucker punching a disabled person?
Meet Barry Baker.
He owns and operates Bakers Tree Service.
(484) 502-7674
Coatesville PA
Lets make this scumbag famous for his cowardly actions of mocking and sucker punching a person with a disability.
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/…/barry-baker-cerebral-pa…/
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>>733537136
Why do rednecks and minorities like punching people so much?
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Barry Baker probably spent all his time on /b/
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Typical Small self employed business owner.They all have hate crime mentalities.
I'm on patrol in this sector, and I've detected a distress signal in this vicinity. May I be of assistance?
It is a cruel, unforgiving world out there, but you needn't go it alone. You have backup. Let us strategize as cleverly as possible, so that today's troubles may become tomorrow's conquest.
For the Glory of Anonkind, I ask you: what is on your mind?
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>>733537898
ooooh a 2B thread E>
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To be or not to be, that is the question.
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Anon is dead.
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>newfag
Who the fuck is this girl? She's all over the damn site. Found some info on ED and a couple nudes on some Russian blog but I still don't understand why tho
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Post the nudes
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>>733535663
Info first then nudes
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>>733535743
I dont have any info sry
Serious question, why are women not funny? I mean really, how is this a phenomenon? I wish they were, I really do. Take this pig for example. Why must she and others like her rely on the whole "find me funny or you're a misogynist" schtick that fills their audience exclusively with feminists and beta males?
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>>733536691
look inward... why arrnt you funny? why do you post these threads. dont report back
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>>733536691
They didn't evolve to do so, for men its a evolutionary advantage whereas one maybe lacking in physical attributes or wealth, theres always humor to attract a female.
That being said not all women are unfunny, its just that many have shit material to start with, or have a very narrow view of things that would otherwise allow a comic to come up with original material.
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>>733537055
very true. everyone is different, but usually male humor makes more sense to other men and vice versa with girls. but hey, everyone sense of humor is different.
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SEXY NEGRESS THREAD
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No such thing
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Fluffy Thread: Ride to Hell edition
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>>733539211
kek that edit
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have you guys tried using fidget spinners? they might help you control those thoughts inyour head
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B we must not forget about bill
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#BustANutForBill
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did anyone ever find a clip of him before the death actually happens?
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>>733531424
F. #BUSTANUTFORBILL